Yeah...as you can tell, this is going to be crappy. I have a LOT of assignments, that desperately need finishing. So, this was something that I whipped up in the last half-an-hour, and is probably worse than that really terrible food chapter that I still need to re-write...yeah! I have to re-write that chapter! 

Anyways, read the author's note at the end. IT'S A SUPER IMPORTANT REVELATION I HAD ABOUT SEASON 2. And some bad news. But seriously, read the author's note.

It was one of those few nights were everything was still, and there were no akumas about. Having nothing better to do, Ladybug and Chat Noir stood at the top of the Eiffel Tower, admiring the view.

"It's beautiful, isn't it, M'Lady?" Chat whispered.

Ladybug nodded. She, too, was enraptured. The view was so perfect.

She shook herself. She was Ladybug. Not Marinette. She didn't have time to be admiring the view.

"So, Chat, anything you wanna talk about?"

Ladybug didn't see the harm. As long as he didn't spill any names, his secret identity would be safe.

If Chat was surprised, he didn't show it.

Instead, he nodded, a confused frown on his face. The expression was so unusual, Ladybug had to remind herself that this was Chat, pun and flirt extraordinaire.

"It's this...girl."

Ladybug nodded, ignoring the pang of...something in her chest.

"Girl problems, Chat? I never would have guessed." She said sarcastically.

Chat grinned at her.

"You may not believe it, Bugaboo, but outside this mask, I prefer to stay away from girls."

Ladybug snorted.

Chat took that as permission to continue.

"Around other people, she's really nice and confident. Maybe a bit clumsy-"

A small smile appeared on his face.

"But generally, she's an amazing person."

Ladybug ignored the pang that had turned into a wave.

"Then what's the problem?" she asked, confused.

"The problem is, she isn't like that around me. It's like, she just...clams up."

Ladybug nodded. She understood Chat's mystery girl. She was like that around Adrien. Her mouth simply wouldn't work.

"Maybe it's because she likes you."

Chat jerked back in surprise. Ladybug stifled a smile.

"L-like me?"

"Yeah. That's what people do around their crushes."

Chat shook his head, confused.

"But if she liked me, wouldn't she have talked to me? She wouldn't stutter so I can barely understand what she's saying, and every time I try and talk to her, she just runs and hides behind Alya-"

He clapped his hands over his mouth.

Ladybug was gaping at him, eyes wide, cheeks red.

"Please tell me I didn't say that out loud." Chat stated nervously.

"You-Alya-stutter-Marinette-me-A-adrien?"

Chat sighed.

"Um...guess the cat's out of the bag?"

Ladybug was so shocked, she couldn't even speak. Not even to reproach him for using that terrible pun.

She didn't even register the beep from her earrings, signifying that she had thirty seconds left.

Adrien was so engrossed on his Lady, he didn't notice either.

"So...does that mean you'll tell me who you are now?"

It seemed like she didn't have a choice.

A flash, and Ladybug's true identity was there for the world to see.

And since Marinette's world was Adrien Agreste, it seemed appropriate.

"M-Marinette?"

A/N: And I don't know how to finish that so...it stops here!

And now for the bad news...I LOST MY FREAKING USB.

Why is that a problem?

Cause it had, like 10 one-shots that I hadn't published yet and the next two chapters of my watching the show book.

Oh, and my assignment. But that doesn't matter!

SO NOW I HAVE TO TYPE THEM ALL OVER AGAIN.

I have the worst luck in the world. Maybe not as bad as Chat's, but it's pretty close. All I need is to see a black cat *watches Chat Noir jump in front of Ladybug in Timebreaker*-

See! Terrible luck!

AND MY REVELATION:

You know how Thomas Astruc posted those five spoilers, and one of the as Love square evolution. Well, I know what I want to happen.

Reveal! Kiss! Fireworks! Confetti! KABOOM! 

Yeah...

BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ADD A NEW PERSON TO THE LOVE SQUARE??

I'm going to die. I do not need another person in there. Marinette belongs with Adrien. Adrien belongs to Marinette. If they even dare...

Yes! I'm totally sane! Definitely!

PS. What do you guys think of a miraculous meme book? These are memes that I made up by myself, so they're not copied. I'll post an example next chappie.

Byezzzz!