Ladybug and Chat Noir nodded at each other. There was a new akuma in Paris that seemed bent on destroying a young girl named Laila. Something about...stealing cookies? Either way, Ladybug and Chat Noir needed to protect this innocent civilian.

Chat knocked on the door.

A girl peeked out.

She looked around 14, with black hair and dark-brown eyes. She was wearing jeggings and a T-Shirt that screamed in loud letters- 'ADRIENETTE FOR LIFE!'

Laila gasped.

"Oh my god! Ladybug! Chat Noir! Here! At my house! My life is complete!"

Ladybug and Chat Noir both internally sighed. They had dealt with fangirls many times before. It was uncomfortable, to say the least.

The girl looked at them with realisation.

"Oh! Sorry! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. It's just, I'm a fangirl. I'm kinda insane. Sorry. But come inside!"

Ladybug looked at Chat. Chat shrugged.

They went inside.

Her room was surprisingly plain for someone who claimed to be insane. Maybe she realised this, for she spoke up.

"Strict parents. Though, I know you'll probably understand, seeing as you're 14/15 and all. Especially Chat."

Chat balked at her.

Laila covered her mouth.

"I've said too much."

Ladybug's yo-yo was around her faster than she could blink.

"What do you know about Chat Noir and me? Start talking. Now."

Laila shrugged.

"I'm a fangirl."

Ladybug slowly loosened her yo-yo.

"Ok, but that still doesn't explain how you know so much." Ladybug said.

"I have great observation skills..." Laila leaned over and whispered in her ear

"...Marinette Dupain-Cheng."

Ladybug gasped.

"How do you know that?"

"Know what? Know what?" Chat asked desperately.

Ladybug refocused on Chat.

"She...she knows my identity."

"She does?"

Laila smirked.

"And don't think you're safe, kitty. I know who you are as well, model boy."

Chat paled.

Ladybug looked at Chat strangely.

"You're a model?"

Chat shrugged.

"Yes..figure it out Ladybug...figure it out..." Laila whispered. Of course, the superheroes heard her.

Laila shrugged (Is it just me, or are her shoulders invincible?)

"I'm a fangirl. It's my biggest dream for you to figure out each others identity and kiss and get married and have three adorable little kids named Emma, Louis and Hugo and-"

Laila stopped once she realised that both Ladybug and Chat Noir had turned beet red.

"Yeah..." Laila said awkwardly. She shook it off.

"So why are you here? Wait don't tell me. There's an akuma going after me, and you two are here waiting for it to show up so Ladybug can purify it and you both save the day!"

"Um...pretty much. How did you figure it out?" Chat said.

Laila opened her mouth. Ladybug beat her to it.

"She's a fangirl, Chat. She knows everything."

"See, Ladybug's getting it. So while you're here, I'll show you my ships!"

"We have no choice, do we?"

"Nope!"

And that is how Ladybug and Chat Noir got roped into looking at ships.

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Somehow, Laila managed to bring a whiteboard, whiteboard markers, a desk, two chairs, and a pair of Harry Potter glasses to all fit in her room.

She then, using the power of Wattpad-

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Chat Noir: What's wattpad?

Laila: Hisssss!

Chat Noir: Squeak! *Leaves*

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-made Ladybug and Chat Noir sit down.

Laila straightened the Harry Potter glasses.

While she was checking her papers, Ladybug and Chat were both regretting their life choices.

Such as the one where they decided to go to the crazy fangirls home.

Behind her papers, Laila was smirking.

Her plan was working.

Laila cleared her throat.

Ladybug and Chat Noir snapped their heads to face her.

"So today, class, we are going to learn about the most important thing in life that every human being needs or they will have not experienced life. Does anyone here know what it is?"

Chat put his hand up.

"Yes, Chat?"

"Um...water, oxygen, food, clothes-"

Ladybug put her hand up.

"Yes, Ladybug?" Laila said, ignoring Chat.

"Ships. Like, people ships."

When Chat stared at her, she answered,

"Chat, we already established this. She'd a fangirl."

Chat had a look of realisation on his face.

"Took you long enough." Laila grumbled.

Smiling brightly, she turned on her teacher look.

"Yes, Ladybug. One cannot live without ships. We will look at for ships in particular, and my least personal favourite is the first we will look at! Presenting....drumroll, please..."

Silence.

Laila coughed.

"I said drumroll. NOW!"

Drumroll was heard.

"Ladrien!"

An image, somehow, was projected on to the whiteboard.

Ladybug and Chat Noir were human traffic lights. Ladybug more so, since she was wearing red.

Laila smirked evilly.

Chat Noir made a strangled sound. He coughed, and tried to speak.

"Uh...uh...that's...uh...Adrien...um...you...know...Ladybug..."

Ladybug was still in shock.

"Yes Chat! You are correct! That is indeed, Adrien kissing Ladybug. Or is it the other way around?" I smiled slyly at Chat.

"Yeah...b-but...why...uh...Adrien?"

"Because, of course, Ladybug has a crush on Adrien! You understand my frustration now, Chat?"

Chat, stunned, simply nodded. The beginnings of a goofy smile was on his face.

Laila's words were enough to break Ladybug out of her frozen mode.

"Uh..I-I...I totally don't have a crush on Adrien. Nu-uh! Never! Not in my dreams! Not on-"

"Give up M'Lady. It's obvious you like him." Chat smirked at her.

Ladybug groaned and dropped her head onto the desk.

She muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'Kill me now'.

"You're never going to let this go, are you?"

"What do you think, Bugaboo?"

Ladybug's head remained stuck to the table.

"Ahem." Laila cleared her throat. She wanted to scream, but she had a job to do.

"Ladybug, head off desk. We have to look at the next ship...Ladynoir! "

Another image projected itself.

This time, Chat was more red than Ladybug.

Ladybug had a pink tint on her cheeks.

"I think Chat has lost the power of speech." She calmly stated, conveniently forgetting that she had been like this a few moments ago.

"I wouldn't be saying anything, Ladybug." Laila was the queen of comebacks.

Ladybug blushed, remembering the previous image.

Chat still had not recovered.

Ladybug had a question.

"Why am I paired with Chat?"

"Why are you paired with Chat? Do you...like him?"

Ladybug had no response. Again.

Laila, realising she did not have much time left, decided she didn't have enough time to wait for Chat (wo was still in freak-out mode), so she decided to move on.

"So, I couldn't decide which one to show you next, so I'm doing both of them. Presenting...Marichat and Adrienette!"

As usual, the superheroes were blushing.

Chat put his hand up.

"Yes, Chat?" Laila raised an eyebrow. She was awesome at raising an eyebrow. Just sayin'.

"Uh, I was wondering, why is Adrien paired with Marinette, I mean, not that I don't like her, actually she's really nice and pretty, but she'd always stuttering around me at school, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even-"

Chat realises that Ladybug is staring at him with her mouth open. He then turns to look at Laila, who is sporting full-blown evil smirk. He realisises what he just said.

"Please tell me I didn't say all that out loud."

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!" Laila suddenly screamed.

The two superheroes stared at her, uncomprehending.

"Don't you get it? My lifelong dream is complete! Ladybug has finally realised that Chat is Adrien, her longtime crush! And now Adrien will know that Marinette is in fact Ladybug, the lady he's been having a crush on this whole time, and-"

Laila would have continued, but she's interrupted my Ladybug and Chat.

Who are kissing.

Very deeply.

And Laila is only a very young, very innocent girl.

"Ewwwwwwwwwww! No PDA in MY ROOM! Wait! Don't stop kissing! This is my dream! Just...do it outside my door!"

She shoves them both outside her door and slams it shut.

They were still kissing. Laila was impressed. Didn't they need oxygen?

Anyway, the real reason why Laila kicked them out?

So she could scream.

So that is what she did.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And then Laila woke up.

It was all a dream.

Or was it?

A/N: Let's just say that when Laila watched the next episode of Miraculous, Ladybug and Chat Noir had...advanced in their relationship:)