So...I don't update for a week and I give you...cracks.

Hawkmoth: You see, me and my akumas have a little motto.

Chat Noir: Let me guess, Akuma-Matata.

Hawkmoth: *squeals and hugs Chat* Yas! A fellow punster! Stay with me forever!

Chat Noir: Ladybug! Help me!

Ladybug: *laughs maniacally and runs off into the sunset*

Chat: *leaning against wall in model pose looking hot and junk*

Ladybug: *annoyed by the hotness because Chat can't be hot* Chat, stop standing like that.

Chat: *confused* Like what?

Ladybug: Like you're a model or something!

Chat: *smirks* So, you think I'm hot enough to be a model?

Ladybug: *cannot deal with the hotness* JUST STOP STANDING LIKE THAT!

Plagg: So...if Chloe's Ladybug...

Adrien: *about to puke* No. Just-no.

Plagg: *smirking* Remember what you said that day? 'Whoever's behind that mask, I love that girl.'

Adrien: *about to cry* I take it back. I take it all back.

Uh...for those of you who haven't read PJO, this probably won't make sense. Sorry!

CHAT NOIR MEETS/TEXTS NICO!

ChatLovesPuns: Hi random person who I just texted for the fun of it!

TheGhostKing: Go away.

ChatLovesPuns: Ooooh, the ghost king! So many purrsibilities for meowvellous puns!

TheGhostKing: Go away or I will kill you.

ChatLovesPuns: So...you'll be the death of me? Come on, that was good!

TheGhostKing: Do you have claws?

ChatLovesPuns: Uh, yes. Why?

TheGhostKing: SO I CAN CLAW MY EYES OUT WITH THEM SO I WON'T HAVE TO READ YOUR STUPID PUNS.

ChatLovesPuns: Hey! My puns aren't stupid! In fact, they're pawsitively meowvellous!

TheGhostKing: GO AWAY OR I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL YOU

ChatLovesPuns: Awww, babe! I never knew you cared so much!

TheGhostKing: I am not your babe. I have a boyfriend.

ChatLovesPuns: So...you're breaking up with me? Why, babe? I thought you loved me!

TheGhostKing: I've only been texting you for 2 minutes, and I already know I'm going to hate you.

ChatLovesPuns: You know, there's a thin line between love and hate.

TheGhostKing: How should I kill you? With my sword? Or an arrow? Which is more painful?

ChatLovesPuns: The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt ;)

TheGhostKing: ZEUS, KILL ME NOW.

ChatLovesPuns: You would die for me? Aww, you're so sweet.

TheGhostKing: HADES HAVE MERCY ON ME PLEASE, SPARE ME THIS TORMENT!

ChatLovesPuns: *mewcy

TheGhostKing: WHY, FATES? WHY?????

AHAHA So I had this really terrible day and now I have loads of sadrien and sadmarinette oneshots just waiting to be put out.

Just...waiting...

I would have put a devil emoji but I'm on my laptop.

Dam. (LIKE THE TITAN'S CURSE- I'M REREADING PJO FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!!)

IMAGINE DA FACE.

AND YOU GUYS GAVE A ME A FULL IK MORE READS!!

SQUUEEE!

But remember...the oneshots...just...waiting...WHY CAN'T I PUT A DEVIL EMOJI ON THIS STUPID LAPTOP!!!?????