Plagg: *checks to make sure Adrien is asleep* I better leave now. *Puts on upside-down sock with hole in it for face*

Plagg: *flies to Eiffel Tower* *sees Tikki* Hello Tikki. I am...*tries to think of code name* Bert Camem!

Tikki: *rolls eyes* Plagg, I know it's you.

Plagg-No, Bert Camem: You are mistaken, Tikki! I am Bert Camem!

Tikki: *facepalm* Fine, Plagg. We have more pressing matters to discuss.

Bert Camem: Yes, I, Bert Camem, and you, Tikki, have a lot to discuss. How's progress on your side?

Tikki: Marinette still has a big crush on Adrien, but she accepts that she likes Chat Noir as well. Everything is going according to plan!

Bert Camem: Adrien still believes he loves Ladybug, and is trying to hide the feelings he had for Marinette. It's so beautiful to watch him try and stay loyal to Ladybug *sniffs and wipes tear from eye*! *In deadpan tone* And it's not working. It's obvious he likes Marinette. My OTP is happening!

Tikki: You have an OTP?

Bert Camem: Of course! Marichat for life!

Tikki: No, Ladrien is the best! Or Adrienette!

Bert Camem: I admit Adrienette is cute, but Ladrien? Please. Ladynoir is much better.

Tikki: No! Ladrien is my OTP!

Bert Camem: Tikki, Tikki, Tikki. You know Marichat is the best.

Tikki: *snorts* I will never admit defeat!

Plagg: Maybe you will believe me if I reveal my true identity! I am...Plagg! *takes of 'mask' dramatically/just takes if off*

Tikki: *facepalm* I have to leave. *hisses* Ladrien is da best! *leaves*

Plagg: Please, children. We all know Marichat is life *leaves*

A/N: I really wanted to do a Plagg and Tikki one-shot and this came up, I guess....