Six and Mono are on the couch together.

Mono : Hey Six.

Six : Yeah?

Mono : Remember when we first teamed up and the first time you ate a kid in front of me? 

Six : Yeah, Remember it too well. It was Delicious  oh and weird and scary afterwards but DELICOUS

Mono : I remember it as if It was a few hours ago. 

-FLASHBACK-

Mono : -eats bread- 

Six : -Stares at the wall-

Mono : Oh- WOW WOW, FINALLY some good flippin' food.

Wow, that's good. 

-Slowly brings the bread to Six's face-

hey, you gotta try this.

Six : n o 

Mono : You want som' bread? 

Six : MAN, MOVE.  I DON'T WANT NO MORE BREAD AND OTHER STUFF.

I'M TIRED OF THAT STUFF.

Mono : alright---

Six : ALL WE EAT IS BREAD, FRUIT, AND FOOD WE STEAL FROM THE ADULTS.

Mono : relax---

Six : I WANNA DEVOUR SOULS. 

Mono : ...Okay we gotta-

Six : I WANT REAL FOOD.

Mono : Eat what we- 

Six : I WANT MEAT.

Mono : We are runaways, we eat bread and fruit and sometimes meat if we can steal it.

Six : I'M TIRED OF THAT FOOD. I WANNA CHEW LIVING BEINGS. I NEED TO CHEW NOW.

Mono : Okay, you officially gone mad. -eats bread-

Six : N O 

-Kid comes through hole-

Mono : Hey dude! How's it goin?

Kid : Oh, you know me! Be spreading those good vibes and givin' food to the starving animals and children. 

Y'all want some Doritos? 

Mono : Yes, please!

Kid : -Throws a Dorito bag to Mono- 

-Looks at Six-

Hey you Yellow Dorito! Should I give you some Doritos too, or would that make you a cannibal? 

Mono : Hey, wait. I wouldn't go over to her if I was you. I think the TVS been getting to her. 

Kid : Nah, it's my Job.  Ya want some? 

Six : -HEAVY BREATHING- 

Kid : -Puts Dorito bag in Six's Face- Dorito Deliver comple- 

Six : -Bites Kid-

Kid : OH MY GOD.

Mono : OH, OH.

EVERYBODY IS SCREAMING AT SIX AT THIS POINT, BY EVERYONE I MEAN THE ONLY TWO OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM.

Kid : DO SOMETHING.

Mono : I CAN'T I HAVE NO WEAPONS. I LOST MY LADLE.

Kid : BUT YOU'RE THE LADLE KID.

Mono : JUST BECAUSE I'M THE LADLE KID IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE A LADLE.

Kid : HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Mono : I DON'T KNOW.

Kid : HELP HELP.

Six : DIS GOOD.

Mono : OH GOD-

Six : D I S G O O D 

Mono : OH, YOU KILLED HIM. YOU ARE CRAZY, C R A Z Y. 

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Inspired by : 

https://youtu.be/8EiDiriAmfk