The Hole
Mono : Six, have you seen my copy of the greatest old movie of all time?
Six : 1978 Water ship down?
Mono : Of course!
Six : Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Mono : What hole-
Mono notices the hole in the living room.
Mono : What is THAT?
Six : A hole.
Mono : Yeah I can see that- What's a FLIPPING hole doing in the middle of our LIVING ROOM!
Six : Well I woke up this morning Six drinks Apple juice out of a Coffee cup and then there was a hole and I was like, oh wow there's a hole.
Mono : And what did you do about it?
Six : Well I put a Rug over it..... Yeah it fell into the hole....
Mono : Should we call Shadow Six to try to close this up? She can do that right?
Six : Oh yeah, I called her.
Mono : Where is she then?
Six : They're in the hole.
Mono :......
Where are the campfire children?
Six : *Thinking*
Mono : SIX, WHERE ARE THE CAMPFIRE CHILDREN?
Six : They're picking berries, carrots, apples, you know. Gettin' food.
Mono : Oh phew, where are they collecting food today?
Six : In the hole.
Mono : OH GOD, HOW DEEP EVEN IS THIS DANG HOLE?
Six : Drinks out of Coffee cup
Mono : Grabs cup and throws it down the hole.
Six : That was my favorite cup. Sounds of the cup shattering comes from the hole, followed by an ow from one of the kids in the hole. Now it's in the hole.... We also probably gave one of the other kids a concussion.
Mono : Ooo...Yeah...
Six, do you even truly know what this is-
Six : A Hole.
Mono : This could be, a Magic Hole prison that closes once it trapped all there targets.
Or a gateway to an alternative universe once explored quite a bit.
Or, or or!...
Six?
Six?!
SIXXXXXX!
Six : Hey, I'm back. I got a snack. Opens box of cookies and eats a cookie
Mono : Would you PLEASE take this seriously!
Six : Crunches on another cookie
Mono : Sigh How you survived The Maw is beyond me.
Six : Look, I may not seem like the person fit for survival but I am. You should be listening to me more, I escaped The Maw alone, and travelled across sea.
Mono : Look, Six I-
Monster comes out of hole
Mono : Screams and scrambles back.
Six : Shoots monster with a gun.
Mono : WHAT WAS THAT?
Six : Hole Monster.
Mono : WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
Six : :/
Mono : The hole- Hold up, WHERE DID YOU GET A GUN?
Six : Points towards Mono's room
((Hey Six, that's illegal. Mono is the only kid in this game that can use weapons. ))
Mono : how?
Six : I Simply snuck into your room, found the hidden safe-
Mono : The one behind the wall?
Six: Yes- I found the hidden safe, hijacked it by putting in every code possible and then stole the gun.
Mono : Well-
Six throws the gun into the hole.
Mono : WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU DO REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS FINDING A GUN THAT SMALL!
Six : It was out of bullets.
Mono : You do realize you can put more bullets in? It's called Ammo.
Six : ooooo, Well I actually got rid of that gun so we could not use it for future skits.
Mono : I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Six : I said. Oooo, well if I actually knew that I wouldn't of thrown it down there.
Six eats another cookie.
Mono : SIX, why are you being so calm about this?
Six : I'm more worried about the Stone hurtling towards us.
Mono : What stone-
Stone crashes through roof and hits mono, knocking him into the hole with everybody else.
Six : That one....
Eats the last cookie and then throws the empty cookie box onto the floor.
Oh, Hey! Here it is.
Six picks up the Water ship down 1978 DVD
Six accidentally drops the DVD into the hole
Six : Aw, crud.
Six : You know, I should probably get the rope now so they can actually get out.
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