Six and Mono are watching Anime.

Six : ah, ps-aguie. Subarashii

Mono : Listen Six, you can't speak Japenese just because you watch anime. Alright?

Six : egg Ogawa cutmasim.

Mono : Okay, so you made it to level two of Rosetta stone and you watch anime and then try to pretend you can speak Japanese.

Six, you cannot speak Japanese. Give up.

Six : Baka.

Mono : Listen, if you don't stop trying to speak Japanese I'm going to take drastic measures.

I will get my nerf rival ball gun, and you know that those balls can fire up to 70 MPH.

Six: nun-nas gud, soy.

BANG.

Six : ... Nani?

Six looks at Mono, pretending to cough up blood and dying.

Impossica.

Mono is holding his nerf rival gun.

Sa strap!

Flcking-mon-na!

Mono : Ya, thought I was playing huh? Not playing with your stupid broke Japanese self.

Quit speaking that fake Japanese.

Six : Nani.

Mono: SAY NANI AGAIN, I DARE YOU.

Six :.... Nani?

BANG

Six : Yare Yare Daze-

BANG

Mono : You like Japanese so much? Sayonara, SAY SAYONARA TO YOUR LIFE.

Six: manasanya

BANG

Six : dies

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Mono : sitting in the living room using his phone that he finally found out the password to.

Six walks into the room.

Mono : Oh hey Six- sees she's wearing a Tobi costume from Naruto.

Oh no...

I THOUGHT I KILLED THIS SIDE OF YOU.

Six : Kagemusha no Jitsu.

Mono : And you're still speaking this fake Japenese.

Six : higt

Mono : Alright, well I guess it's time for the strap again.

Mono reaches for his Nerf rival gun.

Bout' to get the strap right now-

Nerf rival gun is gone.

Huh? It was right here a second ago...

Six has the Nerf Rival gun.

Six : HAHAHAH BAKA!

Mono : Hey, calm down Six. You don't know what weapon you truly have.

Six: Curtis. Curtis? Curtis.

Mono : Its not-

Six : Curtis.

Mono : Its not Curtis- I mean I don't know what Curtis means but don't do it.

Six : Laughs

BANG.

Mono-wa?

Mono has another Nerf Rival Gun.

Mono : I'm sorry, but I just figured I needed another Nerf rival just in case something happens to one of them.

Six : whonasa!

BANG

Mono : SPEAK ENGLISH OR YOUR GONNA DIE.

Six : watanoidasa

Mono : YOU COULDNT EVEN SAY I REFUSE CORRECTLY shoots her with half of his ammo.

Oma wa mou shindeiru, say that correctly and you live.

Six : Nani?

Mono : SHINDEIRU!

Six : Omae we mou shinderu?

Mono : OMA WA MOU SHINDEIRU!

Six : Oma wa tay!

BANG

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Mono stares at the air.

Mono : Three two one.

Six appears, this time wearing a Kakashi Hataka costume but without the mask because she cannot breath in that thing.

Mono : So you're just not gonna die, huh?

Six : Edo Tensei.

Mono : And you're still saying a bunch of random words that you hear in anime that probably doesn't even fit the situation.

Six : Ah, sikeyonaese.

Mono : God this is so stupid. How do you even know how to do the shadow clone Jitsu. Like that makes-

Six starts singing the Naruto intro in (broken) Japanese.

BANG, but this time as in a flashback.

Flashback to about one minute ago.

Six : Nyong'o gawa carry Mosco? (Do you speak Japanese?)

Mono : ...

Six : holding a ninja star NYONG'O GAWA CARRY MOSCO? (DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?)

Mono : I don't know what your saying with that fake Japanese, are you asking me a question?

Six : NYONG'O GAWA CARRY MOSCO? (DO YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?)

Mono : Come on! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING SPEAK ENGLISH OR BETTER- REAL JAPANESE AND I'LL UNDERSTAND!

Six : Sasuke! (Liar!)

Mono : SASUKE IS A NAME!

Six gets ready to throw.

Mono : I'm sorry! You can talk like that if you want, don't kill me. Cries

Six : ....

Mono : Don't kill me!

Six : Is thinking.

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Mono : Sugan Ogawa. ( Your next line is...)

Da Adya da. (Who are you?)

Six : DA ADYA DA!

Mono shoots six with all his ammo with his Nerf Rival gun.

Six : Ica see... AK-47.

Mono : No dude, this is a Nerf Rival Gun. You know, the same exact gun I've been shooting you with each time?

Aight' I need this side of you to actually die this time, please stop possessing my friend you Japanese fraud.

Six : Nasay!

Shoots Six with his other Nerf rival a few times.

Mono : YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAY NANI RIGHT!

Dude, I've studied Japanese for five years and then you just watched anime and you're nearly as good as me and that's why I hate you.

Six : Yaba, yo! (Stop it!)

Mono shoots Six more.

Mono : yel. (no)

Six : Yaba, yo! ( Stop it!)

Mono: daca I cayo! (I refuse!)

BANG

Six : Ibagomaisi (Please!)

Mono : sema Baka! (Die fool!)

Bang.

Six : Yaba, yo! ( Stop it)

Mono : Muda. (Useless)

Shoots

Six : YABA, YO!!! (STOP IT!!!)

Shoots

Mono: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

Six is basically (pretending to be) dead now.

Mono walks over.

Mono : Baka.

Grabs headband

Six : Coughs Ma-tay... (Wait...)

Mono : Nani? (What?)

Six : Killa queen see ma sawana. (Killer queen has already touched that.)

Dies

Mono: Looks at headband. Impossica!

Has a panic attack in Japanese.

BAKA MONO! NONE-NA-TO! SI-DA! DA ORDER! (Man, I'm looking at this script... I can't translate this I'm sorry. -DogInATuxedo)

Dies
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Mono wakes up.

Mono : Oh my god I'm still alive. :/

Well at least Six isn't here.

Six walks into the room, wearing a Naruto Costume.

Nevermind.

Six : Points at Mono. E, kida! :D

Mono : This is a nightmare... A Japanese nightmare....

WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?

Dragon balls?

Six : eya. (No)

Gee- Goku. (Hell.)

Mono : No, this is worst than hell.

HEARING YOU SLANDER THE JAPANESE LANGAUGE IS WAY WORST THAN HELL. I'm sorry.

Six : LAUGHS ocse! (Funny!)

Mono: OH my godddddd...

You know what, if I'm gonna be trapped with Six's Japanese demon then at least I'll teach you how little you know about the Japanese language.

Six : ma-oda? (Oh, Really?)

Misaka!

LAUGHS

Mono : Oh really now? Misaka? Okay you think?

Then draw one Japanese Symbol.

Six : ...

Draw..... Kanji?

Sweats

Kanji? Mondainai! (Kanji? No problem!)

Edo. (That's tough.)

Kado. (But.)

Mono : Draw one! Just one.

Six :

Me-mansta ( I watched...)
Hunta x Hunta. (Hunter x Hunter)

Di-saho. (I'll be fine.)

Mono : Take your time, I'm not rushing you.

Six : Baka, ma na Jenai! (Idiot, don't underestimate me!)

Ga-ka! (Kid.)

Finishes drawing.

Six: Ya-da! Ya-da! :D

Mono : Alright, flip it around so I can see.

Six flips it around.

Mono : No...No...No...! That's a Gang symbol.

Six : Jissai, sore we Jissai ni yuibasaru Sdesu. (That's actually the universal S.)

Shoots Six

Six : dying

Mono : You know nothing about the Japanese culture.

Six : Laughs

Motto-motto!

Shoots Six more.

Mono : Half of your vocabulary is from Jojo bizarre adventure and you should die just for that.

Shoots Six more.

Six tries to drag herself away.

Mono : cries I can't let you live.

Six : yada-ya-liza. (Good grief.)

Mono : PEOPLE IN JAPAN DONT SAY YADA-YA-LIZA!

Shoots

Six : coughing.

BAKAAAA.....

Mono : DO YOU KNOW HOW OFFENCE SAYING BAKA IS?

Shoots

Why won't you die?

Six : Dattebayo.

Mono : WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Uses the rest of his ammo.

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I'm starting to think, this really is hell.

Dang it, I'm never gonna leave this place am I?

Two walks into the room

Two : Hi-

Sees all the guns and ball bullets laying everywhere.

Nevermind I'll leave.

Leaves the room.

Mono : Where was I?

Six : You're never gonna leave this place.

Mono : I'm never gonna leave this place am I?

Because I just can't let you live.....

I just can't accept.....

Because you're so stupid....

To be continued.....