Everybody besides Mono is sitting in a chair. Mono is standing in front of them with a board behind him.

Mono : Okay, Now I have called yall together  for an Important meeting that's crucial to our survival.

But before I start let me check if everybody is here.

And if you don't say "Here" You're not allowed to ask any questions what so ever or give suggestions.

SO DONT TRY TO MESS WITH ME.

Six?

Everybody looks at Six.

Mono : where's Six at?

No Six Here?

Six : Raises Hand Do you mean Six Minus?

Mono : Okay, so that's how it's gonna be huh? Was peace never an option?

Whatever.

Five?

Everybody looks at Five

WHERE IS FIVE AT.

There's no five Here?

Five : Raises Hand.  My name is Fifty-five.

Mono : SO YA'LL WANNA PLAY HUH? O K A Y.

Do y'all wanna go to war, because I swear I'm going to war if anybody else in this room does that again.

Cause we could go to war.

I'm for real.

So y'all better be careful.

This is a warning okay?

Two?

Is there a Two?

If one of yall say a horrible Rip-off Verison of your names, all of y'all gonna feel my wrath.

Now Two-

Two : Do you mean Two.

Mono : Oh thank god-

Two : And a half.

Mono: .

Two : Two and a half.

Mono : YOU SAY YOUR ACTUAL NAME RIGHT NOW.

Two : Two and a half.

Mono : SAY IT RIGHT.

Two : Two and a half.

Mono : C O R R E C T L Y

Two : Two and a half.

Mono : R I G H T

Two : Two.

Mono : That's better.

Now One.

Where are you?

Where is one right Now?

No One, huh?

Well, you better be sick, dead, mute, or deaf one.

One : Here...

Mono : Why did you Say Here the first time?

I'm just askin' because I said it like, four times.

One : Because my name is Uno.

Mono : Well, Uno is one in spanish.... You get a pass.

Now, Three.

Three : Present.

Mono : Thank you. Now why can't yall be like Three and make my life easy?

Now, let's gets on with this meeting....