Six walks up to a Shadow Kid.

Six : So, you're the legendary Shadow Child that's everybody trying so hard to catch.

Shadow Kid : Who's asking?

Six : What do you mean- Okay, first off. Why would you do that? "Who's asking?"

What am I supposed to say to that? You just gave yourself away.

And what do I say?

What do I say after that? Stupid.

At least try to act like you can't speak English. Be more creative.

Nevermind, I'm getting off topic. I'm the kid that's gotta catch you.

Shadow Kid : Oh? Really?

With what evidence?

Six : Oh, there's plenty of evidence. What's in your pocket?

Shadow kid : Pulls out bottle. Just this bottle of water.

Why would a simple bottle of water incriminate-

Six : Shake it.

Shadow kid : W h a t ?

Six : Shake the bottle of water.

Shadow kid : Shakes it, the bottle is ringing. Smart, Smarter than you look.

Six : That- That lie doesn't work here- Whatever. I believe, you tried to steal a key to a safe, that held millions upon millions of The Lady's dark magic- even though she should be dead.

However.

I swapped the key

Six held up the key.

with a banana.

Before you got to it.

Shadow kid opens the bottle, there's a banana inside.

Shadow kid : Impressive. But I only expected that.

Six : Really?

Shadow kid : Yes, really.

I expect you to swap that out with this banana.

So.

The shadow kid started peeling off the banana.

I managed to steal the key before I stole it.

The key is inside the banana

AND PUT IT INSIDE THE BANANA THAT YOU WOULD SWAP IT FOR.

Six : ...

Shadow Kid : The key that you have is a fake replica of the real key that I HAVE.

Six : Funny you should say that, because I KNEW you would make a fake key SO I STOLE THE FAKE KEY YOU MADE AND SWAPPED IT WITH THE REAL KEY SO THAT WHEN YOU SWAP THE REAL ONE WITH THE FAKE ONE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY PUT THE REAL ONE BACK.

In other words, the one in that banana is the fake one.

Shadow Kid : *Chuckle* Very clever.

But I thought ahead.

I planted bombs around the city

Shadow Kid holds up the bomb trigger button

that I can trigger at any moment in separate locations if you don't give me the key, right now.

Now, what would it be? The key or the lives of thousands of people, animals, and children.

Six : Hard decision.

that's a good thing I don't gotta pick.

Six held up a battery.

BECAUSE THIS IS THE BATTERY TO THE BUTTON.

Shadow Kid : I'd be angry, if I didn't put the bombs on a backup timer.

Six : I'd be stressed and freaking out.

Six threw wires on the ground.

If I didn't already deactivate all of them.

Shadow Kid : I'd be upset if I didn't-

Six's phone ring.

Shadow Kid : If I was you, I would pick that up.

Six suspiciously grabs the phone out her pocket and answers it.

Six : Hello?

Phone : Hi, so I'm calling because your- *Booms and screaming*

Shadow Kid : I knew you would deactivate the bombs, that's why I placed EXTRA BOMBS AT YOUR FAVORITE STARBUCKS TO STEAL FROM.

You'll never enjoy a perfect Mocha Latte or Frappuccino again.

Six : That sucks... BECAUSE I RELOCATED THEM AT YOUR FAVORITE MCDONALDS TO STEAL FROM!

Shadow Kid :......................................

.

.

.

I think, you missed one detail.

Six : Ha, not likely.

Shadow Kid : I'm not even here.

Six : What?

Shadow Kid : I WAS NEVER THERE, I'VE BEEN FACE TIMING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.

There's a chair with a phone on it where Shadow Kid used to be.

Six : NOW HOL- W H A T ?!

Shadow Kid : I'M ACTUALLY AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.

You thought you were a step ahead this whole time.

GOOD LUCK TRYIN' FIND ME.

Six : Why do I need luck for, I don't need a thing.

Shadow Kid : *Laughs* What do you mean?

Six : I'M IN YOUR HOUSE.

Shadow Kid : .

Looks around, nobody there.

Looks at the door. Nobody comes through.

He locks it.

That's not true-

KNOCK KNOCK

.

KNOCK KNOCK

Six : OPEN THE DOOR.

Shadow Kid : How did you find me?

*SIX BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR*

Original Video/Inspired by :

https://youtu.be/x2Y5-4kLb5I