((I had to redo this whole chapter and I was so angry because I spent 40 minutes of this stupid thing and was almost done but then I realized it didn't save when I went out of it and went back in and I'm still angry but just angry tired now. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH))

Six, Mono, and Three were sitting on a couch together with a desk in front of the couch. They were Judges.

They were right in front of the front door. 

One came in.

"Hey sharkies." One said. "I am One as you know and I am requesting 10 million dollars for my company BBN. My town each year has the most runaway cars in the world. Those cars just roll away. And I am victim to some of those runaway cars, so I came up with a solution."

One held up a dollar store dog leash that was tied around a tire. 

"The car leash. You put it around your tire and hold on to it." One explained.

"How does it stop a car--" Three asked.

"You pull the leash and it'll stop it." One said. "Just pull really hard."

"What happens if you're not holding the leash? You didn't drive all the way to wherever to just sit around your car 90% of the time." Six said. "And what happens if you're not strong enough to  pull a car with a leash?" 

"If you're not holding it, it won't work." One said. "And if you're not strong enough, go to the gym. Sign up for a fitness program."

"Do you really think, that is worth 10 million dollars?" Mono asked. 

"Yes." One said. 

Six sighed. "WHAT THE F___?" Six yelled, "DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID THIS IS?"

"I'm so mad I could eat you right now." Six said. "I wanna bite off that pathetic face of yours." Six said. She then pointed to a sign. "You see that blank sign right there that hangs off the wall? Take it off the wall." She said.

One took it off the wall.

"Now grab that marker."

One grabbed the marker.

"Now write 'I'm a stupid little dum dum' on it." 

He wrote it.

"Now wear it around your neck."

He put it around his neck. 

"Now get out." 

One left.

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Bread Kid walked in.

"Oh god, not him." Mono mumbled. 

"Good afternoon, children." Bread kid said. "I hope everything is well after our 'incident'." 

"My name is Bread Kid, Founder and CEO of eminadoogastiANBhctaw. EMIN for short." He said. "Now children, I'm seeking 15 million dollars for the funding of my product."

He pulled out a remote with two big buttons and there was a switch that resembled a light switch. There was a red button and a green button and the switch was gray. There was also a small light hole that would light up if it was on.

"Illusion 100 is the ultimate stress reliever, I came up with the perfect solution for people with anger issues. For people who need to punch things when angry. it creates a simulation where the person can relieve their anger. The red button starts the simulation and the green one ends it." Bread Kid said.

"Now remember, what you see is just an illusion no matter how real it feels or looks." Bread kid explained. "This light hole right here indicates if it's on or not. If it's one there's a light and if it's off there's no light." He pointed to the light hole.

"Now allow me to begin the simulation."

"But before I do, Male or Female?"

The Judges looked at each other, a bit confused.

"Male?" Six said.

Bread Kid smiled. "Good choice." He said. He pressed the red button. The light turned on to indicate that the simulation was on. 

Suddenly, Four the bandaged kid from the comics appeared.

"NOOOOOOO- huh." Four looked around. "Where... Am I..?"

Four raised his hands. "I am not a threat, I screamed 'No' earlier because during whatever teleportation spell you casted I was watching the death of my number 1 favorite anime character." He explained. "So-"

Before Four could finish Bread Kid pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed Four to death with it. 

Four's dead body bled on the ground.

"OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED HIM!" Mono yelled.

"AND HE BLEEDIN' ALL OVER THE FLOOR!" Six yelled. "I JUST CLEANED THIS FLOOR."

"Calm down, it's just an illusion, a simulation. Not real." Bread kid explained.

"WHY IS THERE BLOOD THEN?" Mono yelled.

"It's for realism." Bread Kid said. "It's not real."

"THEN TURN OFF THE SIMULATION AND SHOW US IT'S NOT REAL." Three yelled.

Bread Kid pressed the green button, the light turned off indicating the simulation was off.

The blood and dead body stayed. 

"OH MY GOD, YOU ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEBODY," Mono yelled.

Bread Kid bolted out the house. 

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"So what we do with this dead body?" Three asked.

"I don't know, throw him in the river or something?" Mono suggested.

"Or maybe chop him up and put him in my lunch box." Six suggested.

Mono and Three stared at Six.

"Are you about to go cannibal mode or something?" Mono asked.

"Man, I'm just tired of eating animals and veggies." Six crossed her arms.

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After the body was thrown out RCG walked in.

"Hi. I am Founder and CEO of The Breaker Miss."  RCG said.

"Weird name for a company, but okay." Three said.

"I'm seeking 170 million dollars for the funding of my company." RCG said. "Do y'all get mad at your lover and don't feel like dealing with them anymore or you still love them but wanna try something new?"

"I don't like where this is going." Mono said.

"Well, look. I got the solution." RCG began.

"Cheatonyourlover.com-" 

"NO. NO. N O." Six yelled.

"A DATING WEBSITE FOR PEOPLE WANTING TO CHEAT ON THEIR LOVES."

"WE WILL NOT FUND THAT, GO AWAY." Six yelled. 

"SHOO!" Mono yelled.

"IT'LL RESOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. IT INSURES TOP SECURITY WHICH ALLOWS YOUR OTHER LOVER TO NOT FIND OUT--"  

"SECURITY! SHADOW SIX GET OVER HERE!" Six yelled.

Shadow Six busted into the room with a shotgun.

RCG ran off as Shadow Six tried to shoot her, she ran away into the forest.

"Thank you." Three said as Shadow Six went back into the basement. 

"Ya' Welcome." Shadow Six said before she left.

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A kid with a deer mask came in.

"Hey sharkos, my name is Docter--" The kid took off the mask revealing it was Bread Kid again, "OH DAMN IT'S ME AGAIN!"

"GET OUT!" Six yelled.

"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!" Bread Kid yelled. "HOLD ON, I GOT A BETTER INVENTION."

"SHA-" Six was cut off.

"NOOOO WAITTT!" Bread kid yelled. 

"FINE, YOU GOT ONE LAST CHANCE." Six said. 

"Okay, so I got a new stress reliever." Bread Kid said. "But this one is different, instead of spawning humans it spawns animals."  

"OH HELL NO--" Mono yelled.

"WE DON'T PUNCH THEM! DO NOT WORRY!" Bread kid yelled. "I call this invention Illusion Animal, it spawns any animal. From hamsters to wolves, but their friendly and their actual Illusions this time."

"They better be--" Three said.

Bread Kid pulled out a remote just like the last one but the buttons are paw-shaped and the switch is dog-tooth shaped. There was also a lot of smaller buttons with animal names on them, allowing you to select an animal. "The buttons work the same, Red is start and the other is stop. Allow us to spawn one. Male or Female and what animal?"

"Uh, Female?" Mono said. 

"Fox?" Three said.

Bread Kid pressed the red button.

A blue and white fox appeared.

Bread kid picked it up and pet it. "You pet the animal to relieve stress." He explained, stroking the fox's head. "Wanna pet it?" 

"Of course!" Six said.

"Yeah!" Mono said.

"I've never pet a fox before." Three said.

Bread kid put the fox on their desk, the Judges pet it.

"It feels so real." Six said. "Is it real-"

"Do you think a fox that tiny can truly exist?" Bread kid said. "Of course not, it's like a hologram."

"Now let me take it back." The kids allowed Bread Kid to take it away.

"So, you pet it. But let me show you the thing that really allows you to relieve stress." Bread Kid said as he put the fox down gently.

"YOU KICK IT." Bread Kid kick the fox so hard in the stomach it flung into the air and flew out the window. 

"OH MY GOD-" Three yelled.

"SHADOW SIX!" Six yelled. "WE GOT AN ANIMAL ABUSER."

Bread Kid bolted out just as Shadow Six came out with two pistols.

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