...

Six was cleaning up after the party. Currently sweeping up some trash on the floor with a broom. 

God this place is a mess, why is there so much fur! Which of those children was going through shedding? All of them?!

"Hi," Ghost Seven said, drinking a soda. The soda was ghost-like like him. 

"Hey, enjoying that soda?" Six said.

"Yeah." Ghost Seven said before finishing the soda and throwing it onto the floor, once it hit the floor it became an actual physical soda.

"D-Did you just litter in my night club? After the party was over?" Six said.

"Yeah, I mean, you're cleaning up so." Ghost Seven said. 

"I don't know what I should focus more on, that fact you just threw some ghostly soda on the floor and it became a real physical soda or the fact you decided to litter and give me more work to do." Six said, "I mean,  I gotta clean this whole night club by myself. Making me regret hosting the party." 

"The party was great, sucks I couldn't interact with anyone besides you because of the whole being dead thing." Seven said. 

"Oh yeah that sucks." Six said.

Sweep

Sweep

Sweep

Six finally finished sweeping, now she needs to actually pick up trash. She went to put her broom back in her hidden wall closet. 

She opened it, inside was Cindy.

They stared at each other quietly.

Six put the broom against Cindy and then closed the closet. 

"THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE THIS. THIS IS SO BORING AND TOO MUCH WORK." Six yelled.

"Maybe we should invite Kitty The Cat over." Ghost Seven said, "My pet cat. I trained it to clean."

"You named it Kitty The Cat?" Six asked, sounding disappointed.

"Shut up! Do you want help or not?!" Ghost Seven asked.

"Yes!" Six said, "Please get Kitty The Cat."

Ghost Seven disappeared, then a few minutes later he reappeared with a calico cat. The cat was a short-hair, it was big, reaching up to Seven's hips.  

The cat wasn't ghostly but just normal looking.

"Meow." Kitty The Cat said, no like actually said. It sounded like an human saying 'meow'.

"uhhhhh." Six said. 

"Kitty The Cat, go help clean!" Ghost Seven commanded. 

The cat began coughing up multiple hair balls.

"Great, now I gotta clean more crap." Six complained.

"Wait for it..." Ghost Seven said, smiling.

Suddenly, the hairballs began morphing into snake cats. Snake that had fur like a cat and a cat head.

The snake cats meowed and looked around, they slithered around. Eating trash off the floor.

"WHAT THE F_CK." Six screamed, staying away from the cats.

"Don't worry, this is normal. They wont hurt you!" Ghost Seven said.

Once the snake cats consumed enough trash they began growing legs, however their legs were cats' bodies. The cats cried as they were being used as legs, their necks and backs being  shifted into unnatural position. 

The cats began consuming more trash.

Six began calling Mono on her phone. 

"PICK UP, PICK UP, OH GOD PLEASE PICK UP." Six scream at her phone.

Kitty The Cat's head began doing 360° spins. 

Then she began floating in a t-pose pose, her kitty body very unnaturally stretching to achieve this pose.

then Kitty The Cat began doing a SANATIC CAT RITUAL, FLOATING CAT HEADS BEGAN CIRCLING AROUND KITTY THE CAT.

"HOLY SH!T, MONO PICK UP THE PHONE." Six screamed at her phone.

"Six calm down! She does this everyday." Ghost Seven said.

All the cats began chanting.

"☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ ☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ ☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ ☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎" The cats chanted. 

"WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?" Six screamed. "WHAT IS THIS LANGAUGE.'

"Calm down, it's just WingDings." Ghost Seven said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" Six screamed.

Mono finally picked up just as the cats began setting the night club on fire.

"What's wrong, your calling woke me up..." Mono said. 

"MONO HELP ME, THERE'S CATS DOING A RITUAL IN MY NIGHT CLUB. THEY'RE SETTING THINGS ON FIRE." Six screamed. 

"Really." Mono said, unconvinced. "Look Six, I'm tired-"

"TURN ON YOUR FACE CAM."

"what"

"TURN IT ON, NOW."

Mono turned face cam on. 

Six turned the phone towards the ritual.

"WHAT THE HELL." Mono yelled.

Six turned the phone back towards her.

"YOU GOTTA HELP ME, PLEASE." Six begged, "I DON'T WANNA DIE.'

"HOLD ON, I'M COMING." Mono said before ending the call.

Cindy came out the closet, as soon as she saw what was happening outside she went back into the closet. 

"☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ 🕈︎☜︎🕯︎☼︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎🕆︎☠︎☝︎☼︎✡︎📬︎ ☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎💧︎ ☞︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ ⚐︎☼︎ ☜︎☹︎💧︎☜︎ 🕈︎☜︎ ☝︎⚐︎☠︎☠︎✌︎ 💣︎🕆︎☠︎👍︎☟︎ ⚐︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✡︎☜︎☹︎☹︎⚐︎🕈︎ 🕈︎⚐︎💣︎✌︎☠︎📬︎

✡︎☜︎✌︎☟︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 🕈︎✌︎☠︎❄︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ☟︎🕆︎☟︎✍︎ ✡︎☜︎✌︎☟︎📬︎ 👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎👌︎" The cats chanted, looking directly at Six. They had glowing red eyes now.

"✋︎💣︎ ☝︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎❄︎☜︎✌︎☹︎ ❄︎☟︎⚐︎💧︎☜︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎📪︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎💧︎😐︎☜︎👎︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ✋︎❄︎📬︎" They chanted, marching towards Six.

Kitty The Cat floated in front of all the cats going towards Six.

"👌︎☜︎☞︎⚐︎☼︎☜︎ 🕈︎☜︎ ✌︎❄︎❄︎✌︎👍︎😐︎📪︎ ✋︎ 💣︎🕆︎💧︎❄︎ 👍︎⚐︎☠︎💧︎🕆︎💣︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💣︎☜︎☼︎☝︎☜︎📬︎" Kitty The Cat said.

The cats looked at each other and nodded.

Kitty The Cat extended it's mouth, stretching down an unnaturally long amount.

It's tongue came out, it was extremely long. The tongue scooped up all the cats. Wrapping it's tongue around them all.

Kitty The Cat swallowed all the cats, not even chewing them. She swallowed them alive. 

Kitty The Cat's legs began having cat heads growing on it, the cat heads meowed as they broke skin and appeared on the leg.

Kitty The Cat grew, their body stretching as heads grew all over them.

Six screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Calm down, as I said before this is completely normal!" Ghost Seven said, "She sometimes morph into this form once a week. She may look a tiny bit scary but she's a really sweet kitty."

Six was crying now from fear. 

Kitty The Cat crawled over to Six, cornering her.

"MROWMEOWMEWORMOWEEMEOWWWWWWMEOWMEOWPURRRRRMROWMEWMEW!PURRRR!!!!" The cats meowed.

"Ṃ̴̫̳̗͎̭̪̥̦̳̹̪́̏̐̀̐Ȇ̸̡̛̠̫̞͇̄̈́͂̆̑̏͠Ǫ̵̼̣̰̯̩͖̯͓̗̝͈͈̣̈͘͜W̵̦̯̯̣̖̪͉͒̑̒̓ͅM̵̞͑̊̀̊̈͊̓̂͋̈́̀͊́͗͝Ȩ̶͚͙͎̾̾̉͆͂͐͑̈́͌̕̚̕Ô̵̱̼͇̲̈̇̽̑̽̃͠W̷̧̛̖̓̋̌̅̎̿̈́̈́̚Ḿ̴̺̜̊̈E̴̡̮͉̞̪͔̬̻̘̥̖͉̹̲̜̅̕W̴̝͍̞̯̻͔̰̬͔̠̗̟̫̐̈́̈̾ͅ" The cats meowed.

"help me jesus." Six mumbled.

Mono came running into the night club holding a AK-47 and had a rocket launcher in a weapon holder attached to his back.

"MONO." Six screamed.

"huh?" Ghost Seven said, looking at Mono. "HUH-"

Mono went crazy on Kitty The Cat, shooting both the rocket launcher and AK-47 at the cat. 

"NOOOO, WE MUST CONSUME THE CHILD." The cats cried as they burned alive, "CONSUMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The cats burned to a crisp. 

"NOOO MY CAT." Seven cried, grieving over their dead pet. 

Poor Seven, that was his first and only pet.

"I need therapy." Six cried, 'I NEED IT."

"What kind of therapy if you're serious?" Mono asked, "I'm guessing mental health therapy?"

"yes, mental health, help me." Six said.

Six now goes to RCG'S therapy every week (yes RCG is still alive despite dying twice. she's immortal), this is now Canon for The House AU.

those darn felines.

Inspired by this video :

https://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw