Mono walks into the living room

There is a whole cash register set up in the living room.

Mono : The heck

Five : Mono! Six is doing a magic show!

Mono : This doesn't look like a magic show.

Five : It does! Six hands out these cards and say we can get free stuff as long as we use it!

Five hands Mono the card

Mono inspects the card

Five : Look! See!

Mono : Five, this is a fake credit card.

Five : What's a credit card.

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Mono : Nevermind.

But I'm curious on how this works since Six has never seen a Cash register in her life- or well, seen how a cash register or cashier works.

I'm gonna go talk to her.

Five : To do that, you need a item. Here's a box filled with chocolate made by the other maw survivors!

Five gives Mono the box, Mono looks inside.

Mono : There's no chocolate in here.

Five : E X A C T L Y

Mono : Kay, ima go check-out.

Mono walks up to Six's cash register.

Six : Hi there!

Mono : Uh, Hello?

Six : did you find everything, okay?

Mono : Yeah...

Mono slowly puts the box on the table, Six couldn't get the movement peice. (I'm sorry I don't know the name of the cash register's little black moving sheet.)

How well this was going is suspicious

Six : I see you bought chocolate from the-

Mono : Don't.

Six : O k a y

Six pulls out a scanner.

Mono : Wait- is this set real?

Six : did I rob a store?

Mono :...

Six :...

Mono : Continue...

Six stops when she was about to scan it

Six : Guess What!

Mono : What.

Six : Fortunate for you, this item is actually on sale right now.

It's two for 8 dollars, or four for 16 dollars or eight for 32 dollars and so on and so fourth right here, right now!

Mono counts on fingers

Mono : It wasn't necessary for you to say the last two options and that last part.

Six : WELL, one box cost 5 dollars, if you bought four you would save four dollars!

Nothing unnecessary about saving some money :)

Mono : Okay just, nevermind. Just the one box.

Six : Alrighty, with tax that'll be 5 dollars and 65 cents.

Mono : How do you know what tax is?

Six : How do you know who I'm keeping in my basement.

Mono: Wait what.

Six : With tax that'll be 5.65, would you like to donate five dollars to the sick dog foundation.

Mono : Are we not gonna talk about that bas-

Six : WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE?

Mono : No thanks, I don't really like dogs.

Six : Doesn't mean you can't donate.

Charity doesn't have a quota.

Mono : I guess I agree but I'm good.

Six suddenly gets an annoyed look.

Mono : Oh crud-

Six : Do you have something against dogs?

Mono : Yeah, the huntsman's dogs try to kill us alot.

Six : I know you are what you eat, but just because dogs eat garbage doesn't mean they are garbage!

Mono : um, w-

Six : how about three dollars? Little Ziggy could use your help!

Six holds up a picture of a dog.

(That's a picture of my lil' crossed eyed dog, Ziggy. He's normally more fluffy but this picture was taken right after he got back from the groomer.)

Six : Look at him! So cuteeee!

Mono : I don't know, He looks pretty okay besides him being cross eyed.

Six : WELL, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

Mono : oh jeez-

Six : Doesn't look, He can't, because he's blind. Because you haven't donated today.

Mono : That dog in the picture isn't blind, I have seen blind animals before. That dog isn't blind.

Six : INHALES

Mono : ohgodno, do you guys not have self checkout yet?!

Six : ALLLLLLLLLL-RIGHT SIR. How about ONE dollar just ONE dollar.

One dollar so poor Ziggy can see his dying mother again one Last time.

Six holds up a picture of Ziggy with a grey dog in the background that's wearing a robe with hoodie.

Six : By the way his mother is also blind.

Mono : So your trying to convince me that Dog eye transplants only cost one dollar?

Six : Sure, don't think I didn't see you park that nice Tesla outside earlier.

I'm sure you won't miss one dollar!

Mono : I walked here and there are no cars outside.

Six knocks on the stand

One of the campfire children- probably three or five move a poster of a car filled parking lot stock image taped onto a board in front of the front windows.

Mono : The heck.

Six : FOUR QUARTERS

Mono : THAT STILL EQUALS A DOLLAR.

Six : Fine, How about buying one of our cookies? Hand baked by local girl scouts who are also blind, sick, deaf and can't feel.

Mono : HOW DID THEY BAKE THEM, THEN?

Six : But are blessed enough to use the proceeds towards helping sick dogs.

Mono : OKAY, FINE. I'LL TAKE A FLIPPING COOKIE, HOW MUCH?

Six : It's one for 4 dollars, two for 8 dollars, four for 16 dollars, and so on and so forth right here, right now!

Mono :.... Seriously.... This again..?

Six : :)

Mono : You know exactly what you're doing don't you

Six : :)

Mono : I'll take one.

Six : BLESS YOUR SOUL! Trust me your generosity will help Ziggy experience life to the fullest!

Of course, until he dies from heartworms.

Mono : Are you serious?

Six : Just like his mother.

Mono : *sigh* I'll donate 20 dollars.

Six : Thank you! Very appreciated!

Will you also happen to also be interested in signing up for our credit card?

It cost 0 dollars-

Mono : You mean free?

Six : What?

Mono: Free also means zero dollars.

Six : It's free and you'll get 50 dollars off your next purchase!

Actually, you know What? I cancel this transaction and you can use the card towards this purchase!

It'll only take one to Forty-five minutes, is that okay?

Mono  : At this point I just want to leave this check-out.

Six : OKAYYYY, I went ahead and canceled the transaction.

Mono : HUH

Six : Anddddddd I took the liberty of filling out the rest of your info.

I just need your signature-

Mono : HOW

Six : I got it from the basement.

Mono : Where is this basement?

Six : I just need your signature here, here, here, here, and here.

And I'm also gonna need a witness but you can probably just ask the gentlemen behind you.

Mono looks behind him.

Mono : There's nobody there.

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SIX POV

Ghost Seven/Runaway kid : Hey, can you hurry up over there? My bananas are melting.

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Mono : Okay, FINE. I'll sign it if it gets me out of here.

Mono signs it with a pencil that has also been stolen.

Six : Okay, so with the cereal and a 20 dollar donation... With your 50 dollars off you now have 24 dollars and 35 cents left in credit for this transaction.

Would you like to donate the rest to the Sick Dog Foundation and help about twenty-four dogs see again?

Mono : WHY ARE ALL THESE DOGS BLIND- THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN BLIND. YOU THINK ZIGGY IS BLIND WHEN HE'S SIMPLY JUST CROSSED EYED.

And also, can't I just keep the credit and use it another time....?

When you're not working.

Gosh.

Six : Not unless you sign up for our rewards program.

WHICH I already filled out for you.

Mono : Can you like, stop filling things out without my permission.

Six : And while I was at it I signed you up for the army, co-signed us a lease for my new condo, registered you as a organ donor, elected you as vice president of my She-ra fan club, Adopted three foster dogs for you.

Will that be all for today?

Mono : inhales Can I speak to the manager please?

Six : Oh I am the manager sir!

Six : I'm Six, nice to meet you. I also happen to be the owner of this franchise called Totally Not A Bad Ripoff Of Wal-Mart. But it's TNABROM or TNA For short.

What would you like to speak with me about?

Mono : where did i put that shot gun i need to destroy TNA-

Six : huh

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Credits to Domics for the Cashier skit, I changed the skit up a bit so there be some originality in it but the Cashier skit in general is his.

Here's the original video.

https://youtu.be/s1VqPpo3adc