Bread Kid had Mono's school living room set up. Bread Kid had a whiteboard behind him and everybody besides him was sitting in a chair. They were all sitting in front of him.

"Okay, since Mono is currently gone I'll be the new teacher until he returns." Bread Kid explained, "He has gone out to the city."

"Why would he put you in charge, he hates you." Six pointed out.

"Shut up." Bread Kid said.

"Alright class, today I'll be teaching you how to speak English." Bread Kid said.

"But we already can speak English." Two said.

"I mean REAL English. You all are speaking fake English, fraud English. And I am speaking this disgusting language too so I can communicate with your peanut-sized brains." Bread kid explained. 

"Alway, let's start off with something simple. Copy what I say."

"Mahroofufufnee, cocomeho, fefeefeekni!ghtohmyyy." Bread Kid... Said? "FUCCCCCYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 

"rurururghdsksksk"

"Now repeat that."

The students looked at each other.

"I wanna chessosotiss, kneneenso, weheefeee sksksk." Six said.

Bread Kid stared at Six.

"That's... correct..." Bread kid said suspiciously, nobody was supposed to get that. "Not the sentence I said but you said a different sentence that was actually 100% correct." 

"Repeat that."

"I wanna chessosotiss, kneneenso, weheefeee sksksk." Six repeated.

"Okay guys, you know it's real if she pronounced the words the same way." Bread Kid said. "Six, come here and say that to the crowd." Bread Kid said.

Six got up and walked to the front of the class.  

"I wanna chessosotiss, kneneenso, weheefeee sksksk" Six said once again. 

"Wow..." Bread Kid said.

"See kids, now this is what you should be striving  to be-" 

Bread Kid pulled out a gun and shot Six.

Six fell on the floor, holding her wound.

"And I was an uncover cop the whole time, and I just caught the criminal!" Bread Kid announced.

"That's what I would have said if I was a cop, I am actually a criminal and I just shot a fellow child." The Bread Kid said. "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN--"

---------------------- LESSON 2 ----------------------------

"Okay, next lesson." Bread Kid said. "But before we start it. What do you guys wanna be when you grow up? Two you answer first."

"I wanna be a magical girl like bloom from Winx Club." 

"Ah, that's a good one." Bread Kid smiled. "Well if you work hard enough, you can become a magical girl."

Bread Kid looked at Five. 

"What about you? You probably wanna be a Power Ranger or Wrestler, Right?" He said.

"NO, I wanna be a magical girl too!" Five said.

Bread Kid walked over to Five's desk and leaned in very close to him.

"NO, NO. MAGICAL GIRLS ARE FOR GIRLS. YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO A POWER RANGER, OKAY?"

Five began crying. "But I wanna be a magical girl."

"YOU CANT. IT'S NOT ALLOWED IN THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE. MAGICAL GIRLS, THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST. YOU CAN'T BECOME ONE." 

"wait--" Two said. 

Five cried.

"Yeah, go ahead. Cry." Bread Kid said. "Cry more, I dare ya."

Five cried again.

"Oh yeah, cry one more time and I'll give you something to cry about."

Five cried again.

"EIGHT TRI-GRAIN 64 WOOPIN' BELTS JUTSU!" Bread Kid did the hand movement and summoned belts. 

"I-IMPOSSIBLE! JUTSU POWER IN THE LITTLE NIGHTMARE UNIVERSE DIED OUT GENERATIONS AGO! HOW DO YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DO A JUTSU?" Five yelled.

"I'M A SOLE SURVIVOR!"  Bread Kid said as he charged towards Five.

Five got out of his desk and started running.

Bread Kid didn't even run anymore, he just started t-posing after Five. 

Bread Kid chased him out of the house.

Bread Kid went back to the whiteboard. 

He held up a remote, pressed a button on the remote, and suddenly all doors leading outside slammed closed and shut, all windows got locked. 

"I'm bored, so let's do something more fun." Bread Kid said. "So y'all know what assassination classroom is?" 

The students shook their heads.

"Okay, so it's basically an anime where a bunch of students gotta kill this alien teacher before the end of the school year or else he'll blow up the earth.  So how about we make a real life version of this?"

"You gotta knock me out before the end of the school day or else I'll kill you." Bread Kid said before pulling out a gun.

"I'll shoot ya with this gun, or do a Jutsu." 

"Man, this sucks. Why can't we just do the Hunger Games or something." Shadow Six said.

"Hey, that's a good idea! What if we do that next time I kidnap Mono- I mean become the teacher!" Bread Kid. 

"WAIT YOU KIDNAPPED MONO?" Six yelled.

"oop- well yeah. I mean realistically he would never allow me to do this." 

"ASSINATION CLASSROOM STARTS IN THREE, TWO, ON--"

Mono bust down the door before Bread Kid could finish the countdown. 

Mono was holding a gun. "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! HOLDING PEOPLE HOSTAGE ARE 100% AGAINST THE LAW AND I'M TAKING YOU IN."

"Mono! How'd you get your gun back from the hole?" Six asked.

Mono didn't answer that. "GIVE UP NOW, CRIMINAL! OR BE SHOT TIL YOUR DEMISE!"

"NAH." Bread Kid did an enhanced speed Jutsu and ran towards Mono.

Mono caught Bread Kid, holding him by the neck.

"W-WHAT?!" Bread Kid said, shocked. 

"Good Grief." Mono said. "You truly are the lowest scum in Little Nightmares."

"You can't pay back what you owe with anything you have." Mono began glowing a golden color.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA" Mono began punching Bread Kid at inhuman speeds, then he flung Bread Kid out a window.

Mono stopped glowing. 

"Oh my god, Mono is an anime character. WHOEVER IS A WEEB IN THIS HOUSE IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY." One said.

"Don't tell anybody. Not that I care about keeping my identity a secret, but you'll only make yourself look crazy." Mono said as he did that cool anime walk away from screen thing and went into his room, closing the door behind him. 

"Wanna go spam him with Jojo songs?" Six asked.

"Sure thing." Shadow Six said.

"Oh, me too!" Two said. 

"And me I guess." One said.

Soon everybody agreed to it.

Oh, poor Mono...

------------------------------------------------------

Power ranger thing based off this : 

https://youtu.be/JBu9zI8Dslc