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A Very Special Christmas part 1

The whole forest is covered with snow, Six is staring out the window.

Six : December... The Deadliest month of the year. A horrible Month, filled with Death.

Mono drinks some hot coco on the couch.

Mono : Well, I think December pretty great.

Six teleports behind the couch.

Six : Why?! December is super cold, food is harder to get, animals are more dangerous than ever!

Mono : Well, I really like December because Christmas is in December.

Six : Christmas?

Mono : You know, Christmas! The days where Santa visits your home and leaves presents under the tree.

Six: OHHHHHHHH, You mean the 

Fat immortal man that break into your house, and does reverse robbing.

Mono : Sips Hot Coco I don't feel like explaining to you the whole meaning of Christmas and stuff so....

Gives Six the movie "The Santa Clause"

Watch that.

Six : Okay... Six walked into her room

Mono : Drinks Hot Coco


Wait a minute, did I just give her the movie where Santa dies?




Six : Sits down. To the basement! NoClips through floor and lands on a couch next to Shadow Six.

Shadow six is watching anime on The Basement's Movie Theater TV.

Six : Hey Shadowy- wait are you watching Naruto without me?

Shadow six : Uh, no. I was just trying to get to..... Wolf's Rain- yeah, Wolf's Rain. Accidentally clicked Naruto.

Six : Are you lying?

Shadow Six : Uh, no.

Six : Oh ok, I thought you were lying just there.

Hey uh, wanna watch this Christmas movie with me?

Shadow Six : Nope teleports away

Six : Oh... Okay.

Puts disk into tv box.

Six : Watches movie.

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Six : So... you become Santa if you put on his coat...

You become Santa if you put on his coat...

I can  be so powerful!

(Original song by Danny Gonzalez, just took his Christmas song and put my own spin on it.)

(Seriously go check it out)

Six snaps her finger and Christmas music starts playing.

Six : Every christmas, which is just this one I been a very good girl!

I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoyyyyy.

But Santa never ever brings the right toys.

So I really felt like givin' up on this holiday joy.

But if you seen the movie "The Santa Clause" you become Santa if you put on his coat.

You can stab em, shoot em, and leave him dead in snow.

The Elves don't even care about you murdering their boss.

And so, this Christmas gonna be special to me.

I ain't gonna ask for a Dog or any toys because what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree!

I WANNA BE SANTA CLAUS SO I'M GONNA KILL SANTA CLAUS

WHEN I HEAR THOSE REINDEER HOOVES, I'M GONNA BREAK THE LAW.

This Christmas, don't got a wish list. I got a kill list.

And the only name on it is Santa Claus!

Nothin' against him, it's just my hopes and dreams.

I ain't the Grinch but i'm gonna steal Christmas.

I made a list and checked it for all the......Cruds I give about ending santa's life and I found none.

When I put on Santa's coat and hop into the sleigh and travel at the speed of light to save the Maw Children.

Unless it's underwater because Reindeers can't swim.

Fire in the wolve's camp fire! That's right I'm hanging out with the canines because they can't hurt Santa Claus!

If I'm Santa Claus does that mean I can sleep with all the dogs and puppies, if that's that case I'm even more down for this Santa Thing.

I will wake up Christmas day with all the greatest presents that forced the elves to make cuz there gonna be my slaves Now! ok maybe i shouldn't do that-

But there's something I will never understand.

How do people not believe that Santa exists? In this world aren't adults concerned about all of these gifts they didn't buy?

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Mono : So uh, Shadowy. How's Six doing?

Shadow Six : Oh she finished that Christmas movie about 2 or 3 minutes ago.

Mono : Oh, did she like it?

Shadow Six : Loved it so much that she's singing about Murdering Santa now.

Mono : Oh no, so I did give her that movie....
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Six :

I WANNA BE SANTA CLAUS SO IM GONNA KILL SANTA CLAUS.

WHEN I HEAR THOSE REINDEER HOOVES, I'M GONNA BREAK THE LAW!

THIS CHRISTMAS, DON'T GOT A WISH LIST. I HAVE A KILL LIST!

AND THE ONLY NAME ON IT IS SANTA CLAUS.

NOTHIN' AGAINST HIM, IT'S JUST HOPE AND DREAMS.

I AIN'T THE GINCH BUT IM GONNA STEAL......

Christmas!

Six snaps her fingers and music fades out.

Now... Let's get this party started.

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