The Haunting of Bread Boy/Bargainer
[One created a chat]
[One added Six]
One: Hi Six.
Six: Hi One... it's very odd for you to start a convo with me.
One: that's bc I have a favor to ask.
Six: What is it?
One: okay so how good are you with communing with ghosts?
Six: Fairly good... why?
One: great, could you talk to the ghost that is always clinging on Bargainer?
Six: What.
One: or just do some expelliarmus ghostamus magic to make the ghost go bye bye.
Six: Excuse me what.
Six: what.
Six: I need some more details here.
One: Okay so Bargainer, me, and Mono went to some haunted forest because we were dared by Seven.
One: Unfortunatly a ghost followed Bargainer home and sometimes possesses him.
One: It's breathing MY air... sitting NEXT to me... breathing HEAVILY on my neck... pays NO RENT... and wakes me up in UNGODLY hours.
One: I'm beyond pissed.
Six: Uh so if that ghost gave money to you?...
One: I'd give it my room!
Six: ...
Six: We don't even pay rent so why would that ghost even pay rent.
One: Because the ghost is an outsider and not our friend!
One: Anyways, can you do something about it???
Six: Well I'm not sure... I've never exorcised a ghost on my own before...
One: Maybe drown Bargainer with holywater
One: No wait nevermind that'll just piss the ghost off, how about paralyzing Bargainer, giving him an extreme shock, or casting a non-lethal killing spell?
Six: He could die! And where the hell can you find a non-lethal killing spell????
One: Well if he dies then he can ask the ghost to leave in person.
Six: One it's very odd that this is coming out from you.
One: I told you, the ghost is pissing me so much.
[Bread Boy joined the chat]
Bread Boy: hey Six, are you gonna do it?
Six: I'm not a specialist to this.
One: What are you a specialist on then??? Aren't you a dark magic user??? Can't you do some bibbity bobbity Avada Kedavra to the ghost???
Six: You can't... kill a dead spirit...
One: Ugh, you're witchcraftness is being revoked now.
Six: I could try, but I might kill Bargainer here.
Bread Boy: pls Six do anything as long you can cast this ghost away.
One: oh better kill him so he can ask the ghost to leave in person.
Bread Boy: wow my ghost is really bothering you.
One: IT. DOES.
Six: Wait are you sure it's not House Ghost Seven?
[House Ghost Seven joined the chat]
House Ghost Seven: i am offended.
Six: so it's not you?
House Ghost Seven: no!
One: Hey could you help? Talk to your kind? Tell them to [Expletive] off?
House Ghost Seven: nah man ya'll on your own.
Bread Boy: Then if you won't help then leave ghost of the machine.
House Ghost Seven: but I'd like to watch you try expelling the ghost away.
Six: well wow thanks for the help.
House Ghost Seven: no problem.
One: The stupid ghost pulled the chair away from me when I wanted to sit down!!!
Bread Boy: It's really funny how you are the one so mad about this when it's my ghost.
One: I've said it many times now, the ghost is now pissing me off and I've lost all my usual character personality.
Six: Yeah you are really OOCing now.
One: With a ghost like Bargainer's one could get pissy.
Bread Boy: Maybe we need to call some dark magic user paranormal stuff lover that would walk on graveyards to just talk or mess with ghosts kid to solve our case.
One: wait, wait WAIT.
One: MY PISSED OFF-NESS MADE ME SO STUPID
Six: What?
One: WHY DID I EVEN ASK YOU WHEN I COULD'VE JUST ASKED TWENTY-THREE.
Six: Oh right.
Bread Boy: We are stupid, very stupid.
House Ghost Seven: I don't want to even be in the same chat as that ill-mannered exorcist.
[Six added Twenty-Three]
House Ghost Seven: you did that to spite me.
Six: You are just here to watch us try to expel the ghost away so shut up.
Twenty-Three: what?
House Ghost Seven: odd, you know I'm in the chat but you're not doing anything.
One: Help us.
Six: Help him.
Bread Boy: Help me.
Twenty-Three: oh bargainer :(
Bread Boy: Will you help me???
Twenty-Three: I wish but I've been grounded not to do any paranormal stuff because one time I nearly died.
Six: what.
One: THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH AND THIS GHOST HAS BEEN VERY VERY VERY CLOSE AT YOUR GHOST RADAR.
Twenty-Three: and yeah I made some friends with ghosts too.
House Ghost Seven: you??? Exorcist??? Has ghost friends???
Twenty-Three: Some of the ghosts are cool okay, but I still wanna exorcise some who really, really mess with people.
One: THIS ONE IS MESSING WITH PEOPLE. ME. FOR EXAMPLE.
House Ghost Seven: Okay so wait am I free from exorcising???
Twenty-Three: Seeing you don't do anything, maybe.
House Ghost Seven: you said maybe.
[Twenty-Three sent a picture]
House Ghost Seven: ... hate you.
Bread Boy: it's messing with me pls TT do something.
Twenty-Three: maybe I can...
[Mono joined the chat]
Mono: Gale, NO.
Twenty-Three: were you spying the chat????
Mono: Yes and?
Twenty-Three: .
Twenty-Three: let me exorcise pls.
Six: wait, kindly give the rest of the class info in what the hell happened and how the hell you nearly died TT.
Twenty-Three: I went to a haunted house. It was spooky. BUT then I encounted a strong poltergeist who was not happy about my visit, so ya he nearly killed me by sending me to the Netherworld.
Bread Boy: omg you went to Minecraft???
Twenty-Three: I meant Hell, Hades, Underworld dimwit.
Bread Boy: oh, right. So you went to hell???
Twenty-Three: yes it was awesome fkin so scary. I nearly died from tons of shadow children, demons, and angry grudgy ghosts that are much worser than the poltergeist in the haunted house.
Twenty-Three: While I was having a hellion escapade Mono happened to find me in the haunted house and he pulled me out. It seemed like the house had a strong effect to the unwanted visitors and make them pass out and have hallucinations. If the stranger still stays in the house, soon they'll be cursed as a ghost of that house if they didn't die from their Hell escapade.
Six: Now man I wanna go there.
Twenty-Three: you? Hahaha good luck to you Six. You might bring your own ghost after going there.
One: wait... you BROUGHT a ghost home too?!
House Ghost Seven: when are you guys ghost shopping.
Twenty-Three: Yeah I brought back a friendly kid, she was lonely and sad so I brought her home. She stayed for a while but she's in the Afterlife now RIP
House Ghost Seven: lucky you, you're saved from almost being a ghost.
Mono: If I wasn't looking for you you would've died!
Twenty-Three: Aw you know me so well, if I'm not in the Hideout I must be in haunted houses.
Mono: o b v i o u s l y.
Twenty-Three: But it won't happen again so can you please unground me?
Mono: no, I'm don't want you to die while you're doing some paranormal stuff again. And didn't you agree you needed rest?
Twenty-Three: I... well yeah I did because I was still scarred from my hell escapade but.... yeah...
Mono: it's just three more days Gale, you can do it.
Twenty-Three: but kuuuuuuuuuub pleaaaaaaaaase
Mono: no
One: Mono plEASE haven't this ghost been bothering you???
Mono: why do you think I'm always awake at night? That ghost had been bothering me, but I thought it was Ghost Seven, taking House Six just comes here then steals our food like some ghost too.
Six: she ate my donuts.... who takes a single bite on every single donut??? WHO.
House Ghost Seven: well I was only brought here because they were talking about me, and accusing my good name.
House Ghost Seven: sLANDER of my good name.
One: yeah and you're not doing anything for this situastion so shut up.
One: but going back, Mono please just THIS once. This ghost needs to go.
Bread Boy: this ghost is giving me the jeebies.
Mono: no
Twenty-Three: well then it's a no
Twenty-Three: ek
Twenty-Three: THE GHOST.
Six: what?!?! What?!?!?!
Twenty-Three: THE GHOST DRAGGED ME UNDER THE BED. WHAT THE HELL THIS GHOST HAS A GOOD BEATING COMING IMMA PUNCH THE HELL OUTTA THEM. I WENT TO HELL SO THIS PHRASE BECAME A REALITY.
Mono: TWENTY-THREE.
One: YES GO PUNCH THE GHOST TO HELL!!!!
House Ghost Seven: ... did... are you guys really gonna make this like some boxing competiton?
Six: *DING! DING! DING* FIGHT!
[Twenty-Three was disconnected]
One: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED?! DID SHE WIN???
[Seven joined the chat]
Seven: guys Twenty-Three is being dragged under her bed, is she alright?
Mono: she's being dragged by a ghost, Bargainer's ghost from the time you made us do that stupid dare.
Seven: oh lol really?
One: It's not a laughing matter since it's been pissing ME off the most!
Six: see chat above Seven.
Seven: Oh wait I thought TT was grounded.
Mono: she was until the ghost decided to piss her off.
Seven: ah she caught the ghost.
[Twenty-Three is connected]
Twenty-Three: I know I'm breaking my grounded rule and I know I have like three more days before I could do paranormal stuff freely, but this ghost has been caught by these hands.
One: YES!!! OUR SAVIOR!!! THE ONLY ONE WHO IS GREAT AT HANDLING GHOSTS!!!
Six: Thank god.
Mono: and now what are you gonna do?
Twenty-Three: This is Bargainer's ghost, he handles it. I caught it, now you return it.
Bread Boy: what.
Twenty-Three: As the ghost told me, he says he's too strong that my or two witches magic could never exorcise him. He continued ramling about stuff and it pissed me off so I punched him in the nose and passed him out.
House Ghost Seven: wait how did you manage to tie up a ghost???
Seven: oh you're here.
House Ghost Seven: I've been summoned here.
Twenty-Three: I'm using a holy rope. A golden rope drenched in holywater, so now you guys go ghost returning.
Seven: ghost returning.
House Ghost Seven: Make sure you have a recipt.
Bread Boy: But...
One: ok then fine, we're going ghost returning. Not because I also wanna punch the ghost's face but also to be finally free from this ghost's annoyance.
Twenty-Three: Great! Pick up the ghost in my room :)
[Twenty-Three left the chat]
One: You have a recipt?
Bread Boy: Does a trauma recipt count?
One: Well enough.
Seven: Dude only you two???
One: Why?
Seven: Let me join.
One: If you turn to a ghost it's not our fault.
Seven: Sweet.
[One left the chat]
[Bread Boy left the chat]
[Seven left the chat]
Six: This chat had so many ghosts in it, I will leave to recuperate.
House Ghost Seven: Six btw House Six will raid your fridge later.
Mono: Like when she didn't?
Six: agreed.
[Six left the chat]
Mono: I will head back to sleep, bread boy's ghost made too much noises last night.
[Mono left the chat]
House Ghost Seven: I am all alone :')
House Ghost Seven: welp I'll just steal House Six's stolen donuts then...
[House Ghost Seven left the chat]
| Some Time Later... |
[Two joined the chat]
[Two added Six, Flashlight Girl, Twenty-Three]
Two: Has the boys came back from ghost returning?
Flashlight Girl: I don't know, at first I thought they were joking until I nearly got passed out.
Six: Poor you.
Twenty-Three: lol it dragged me under the bed a while ago.
Two: GUYS. I was asking something.
Six: I don't think they came back yet.
Twenty-Three: Mono got this camera stalking them, he did this so we would have a hilarious movie for bonding times.
Two: huh really
Twenty-Three: Yup. I have the link, wanna see?
Flashlight Girl: we all want to.
[Twenty-Three sent a link]
Twenty-Three: One is loudly insulting the ghosts while Bargainer and Seven are chit-chatting.
Flashlight Girl: oh my god lol.
Two: So if they are there....
Two: Who is this Bread Boy that is with me and Five???
Six: OH MY GOD.
Twenty-Three: I see he hasn't left huh.
[Bread Kid joined the chat]
Bread Kid: Hello, please stand by.
Flashlight Girl: OMG HE TALKS WHOLE WORDS
Six: IT'S THE GHOSSSSTTTT
Two: SCREAAAAAMMMM
[Two was disconnected]
Six: TWOOOO
Flashlight Girl: NOT OUR FASHION FOREWARD FRIEND.
Bread Kid: I am here to destroy you all.
Twenty-Three: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY PUNK.
Bread Kid: Wha-
[Bread Kid was disconnected]
[Twenty-Three was disconnected]
[Six added One, Seven, Bread Boy]
Six: Please come back you forgot the ghost we are all terrified.
[Six was disconnected]
[Flashlight Girl was disconnected]
Seven: We left them to die
One: Not really TT is there.
Bread Boy: Let's just purify the whole house...
One: Not a bad idea.
Seven: I'll get the holywater.
One: Salt.
Bread Boy: Garlic?...
Seven: We should really make a ghostbuster business.
[Seven left the chat]
[One left the chat]
[Bread Boy left the chat]
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