Cindy: and WE ARE BACK

Cindy: *presses the appaluse button*

Bread Boy: Why did The Pretender say my ad isn't awesome???

The Pretender: SCARF IS A BETTER RYHMER THAN YOU.

Cindy: PREEETENDERRR WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CHILDREN WHO HAVEN'T SHOWED UP YET.

The Pretender: Try me.

Twenty-Three: gUYS THE QUESTIONS

Cindy: Soooooooo ehhh we'll be asking out the adults/monsters/little cute critters like the Nomes now! Give me a round of applause from my specific readers AND readers! *turns to the readers*

[...]

Cindy: *presses the applause button again*

Cindy: NOW! First will be *presses another button that does a drumroll*

Six: What is the use of this?...

Seven: Don't mind her...

[Cindy added Da Nomes]

Seven: MY CHILDREN

Cindy: So Kitsune asks: "How do you feel being soulless?"

Reginold: Empty.

Reginold: Cuz... we're soulless haha...

Kyle: *facepalm*

Mono: Wait-- Kyle-- Reginold?! What is this?!

Seven: MY CHILDREN *huggs Reginold, Kyle, and all the Nomes*

Five: ... Dad does like precious kids...

Six: Yeah it'sa fetish.

Twenty-Three: Sir go back to your seat this isn't a reunion show this is a QnA show.

Seven: Fiiine *sits down*

Cindy: Well that's that, next question is "Would you kick Lady's dead body for everything she did to you?"

Nomes: ... Been there, done that.

Reginold: We did it made times after Six killed the Lady.

Kyle: The Lady had so many tiny feet bruises after she came back from the dead! :D

Cindy: Glad the Lady isn't here... yet.

Seven: I am proud of my children :')

Nomes: :D

Five: Eh what.

Six: Don't... think about it...

Cindy: NEXT!

[Cindy added the Lady, Rodger, the Hunter, the Broadcaster, Chef 1, Chef 2, the Sadistic Teacher]

Rodger: what??? Is??? This???

Cindy: WELCOME TO THE CINDY SHOW, TODAY WE HAVE QUESTIONS THAT IS NEEDED TO BE ANSWERED. I AM YOUR HOST FOR TONIGHT, CINDYVONOTAKU!

Cindy: WELCOME NEW GUESTS, TAKE YOUR SEATS ON THE OTHER SIDE WHILE I PULL ON OUT THE QUESTIONS.

The Pretender: ...

Twenty-Three: Host don't sHouT

The Sadistic Teacher: No need to shout Cindy

Cindy: WHAT

The Sadistic Teacher: NO NEED TO SHOUT

Cindy: WAAAAT

The Sadistic Teacher: NO NEED TO-- This is stupid I'll sit down.

Mono: Wow that was gold lol.

Six: Yeah

Cindy: Okay! As you heard me shout a while ago, I will be asking some questions!

The Lady: Shocker

Cindy: SHUT UP YOU TALL GINORMONGOUS PEICE OF UTTER TRASH *stand up her table*

Twenty-Three: cINDY THE [Beep] SIT DOWN AND CHILL

Cindy: *huffs while sitting down the seat* Well, we'll start with the first monster we meet, JANITOR!

Rodger: Eh me?

Cindy: Do we have another Janitor somewhere hm?

Twenty-Three: tHE QUESTIONS

Cindy: Right! Kitsune asks... *reads paper*

Cindy: AW HELL NAH

Rodger: What is it?

Cindy: *cringes remembering that comment section*

[I killed you in that comment section]

Cindy: SHHHH.

Rodger: Cindy just tell me the question.

Cindy: Okay... *ahem* "Do you know you're being shipped with Six?"

Rodger: WHAT

Six: WHAT

Seven: WHAT

The Lady: WHAT

Chef 1: WHAT

Chef 2: WHAT

Rodger: uh, it that reaction good enough for an answer that I didn't know at all about it?

Cindy: Daddy gonna--- AAAAAHHHH *slams fist on table while shaking head furiously*

[Haha]

Five: Are you okay Cindy?...

Cindy: *shudders* Oh well, that's your answer Kitsune, NEXT.

Cindy: THE CHEFS! "Why do you cook kids? You have fish, why kids? Why?"

Chef 1: Don ask me ask the Lady

Chef 2: We just all do her bidding Kitsune, ask her.

Cindy: Yeah seriously why do you cook kids up? That's just disgusting. Seriously what kind of operation are you guys running with all that--

Twenty-Three: CINDY, QUESTIONS, NOT RANTS.

Cindy: Okay finnneee.

Cindy: Finally! Massive [Beep] superior!

The Lady: What

Chef 2: pffft.

Chef 1: *hits Chef 2's head*

The Sadistic Teacher: CINDY YOUR DINGDARN LANGUAGE

Cindy: IT'S CERSORED FOR A REASON.

Cindy: Lady! First question is "Why do you have to kill kids souls and turn them into Nomes? Kids deserve to live!"

The Lady: Oh, sweet, sweet sweet Kitsune. The kids souls and also the Guests' souls relieve my youth, it's like a very good beauty cream without any for such things. And it's more effective than a real beauty cream!

[BOOO KIDS DESERVE TO LIVE YOU HAG]

The Lady: WHO SAID THAT SAY THAT TO MY FACE

[GO DIE, OH WAIT YOU DID AND EVEN HELL DIDN'T WANT YOU]

Cindy: EEEEY BURRNNN

Twenty-Three: SHUT IT!

Cindy: eep, right. Readers, chill. Twenty-Three, nice glare don't kill me.

Cindy: Next! The Lady again "Who's Six's father?"

Six: YE!

The Lady: ...

The Lady: Six'sfatherisjustsomeplotholeCindydoesn'tknowwhotopicksoyeahSix'sfatherisgoneintheplothole.

The Lady: ButallweknowisthatSix'sfatherkilledhimselfandisprobablysomemagician.

Twenty-Three: Madam speak slowly

The Lady: No I will not!

Six: so... I have a father... but I don't have a father....

Five: That's confusing...

The Pretender: you tell me.

Cindy: CHOP CHOP BEFORE ANOTHER COMMERCAIL BREAK COMES, okay, last! "Can I add your fox version red eyes?"

The Lady: ... Sure. Although I don't know why you'd choose red, seeming I have sore eyes but anyways. You're a fan, and they do whatever they want.

Cindy: DONE, next is.... hmmm. HUNTER

The Hunter: what

Cindy: The question is "What many animals do you hunt for?"

The Hunter: Well I hunt many animals, I need to live so I need to eat and I in order to eat I need to hunt.

The Hunter: The question is kinda hard to understand but if you're saying what animals do I hunt well I hunt deers, hares, some foxes sometimes, wolves, yeah lots of wildlife. And if I don't, I just put them off my shelter. Sell em when my kid stash is low.

Six: A HORRENDOUS ANIMAL SHELTER

The Hunter: ... Did you went into my shelter?...

Six: BOO YOU CAGE FURRY BABIES YOU EVIL PERSON

Twenty-Three: Six, calm down.

Six: FREE THE BABIES

Twenty-Three: *fwicks Six's forehead and made her sat down*

Seven: How did that work???

Twenty-Three: Wanna be next?

Cindy: TWENTY-THREE.

Twenty-Three: Laright fine. *sits back down*

Cindy: Well since that has been answered, next will be Sadistic Teacher!

The Sadistic Teacher: What could it be.

Cindy: So the question is, "Do you think that you're a good teacher?"

The Sadistic Teacher: Uh, I really don't think so. I just try to be a good teacher, not be a good teacher.

The Hunter: Huh suuuure you're not a perfectionist.

The Sadistic Teacher: sHUT UP.

The Hunter: hrrrhhh suuure.

Twenty-Three: Guests please.

Cindy: Okay next! "Does Mono have good grades?"

The Sadistic Teacher: He does. Actually.

The Broadcaster: My son studies hard :)

Mono: Ye A student

Six: weLL AIN'T YA SMART

Seven: Six.

The Lady: Young woman I am HOMESCHOOLING you, you're pretty smart if you didn't pROCRASTINATE ALWAYS.

Six: Eh, what is school? Lessons? Eh?

Cindy: Six, don't try that. Anyhoo! Last question for you Teach is "Can I ship you with Rodger [the Janitor]? Colon-"

Flashlight Girl: jUST DO IT STOP DOING THAT

Cindy: ":D"

Rodger: uhmm

Chef 1: YESSSSS

Chef 2: YESSSSS

The Hunter: YESSSS

The Lady: These boys...

Six: YESSSSS

Raincoat Girl: YESSSSSS

Flashlight Girl: YESSSSS

[YESSSSSS]

Cindy: YESSSSSSSS

The Sadistic Teacher: uh... Sure?... It's just shipping, and besides even if I say no you'll do it anyways since your fans.

*A collective shrill of yessssses from the cast, Cindy, and readers*

The Sadistic Teacher: ●///●

Rodger: uh, are you done now?

Cindy: Lastly! The Broadcaster!

The Broadcaster: hm ask away

Cindy: "Do you have good Wi-Fi?"

The Broadcaster: Yes, yes I do.

Cindy: can I have some?

The Broadcaster: No

Cindy: Whatever, fine *furiously sips on her soya drink*

Two: When did you have the time to get that?

Cindy: Commercial break, next question for you Broadcaster is "Are you happy that your son will kill you? :D"

Flashlight Girl: Thank goodness you don't say it.

Cindy: "Colon D"

Flashlight Girl: *stands up*

Twenty-Three: MA'AM

Flashlight Girl: *sits back down*

The Broadcaster: My son??? Will kill me???

Mono: Ahahaha... yeah...

The Broadcaster: Well, if I do die, by some weird force I'll relive. But I won't be happy about my son killing me, who is happy about dying?

Cindy: ... Well there is many people in the world probably a teensy tiny bit.

The Broadcaster: My answer to that question I will not, but I'll be relieved about the fact my son killed me for the sake of the City, seeing the curruption I did.

Cindy: Oooh kay, last! "Do you have feelings to someone~? OWO"

The Broadcaster: *looks over the Lady* Yeah I do.... but she gives me the cold shoulder

Mono: UH WHAT

Six: WHAT??? IS??? THIS???

The Lady: What are you looking at?

The Broadcaster: *looks away* Nothing

Chef 1: SQUEEEELLLL LADYCASTERRR

Chef 2: LAAADDDYYYYCASSSTTERRRRE

The Hunter: LADDDYYYCASSSTTTERRR HEART MAN

The Sadistic Teacher: Jeez boys...

Cindy: LADYCASTER MAN LADYCASTER!!!

Twenty-Three: CINDY, LESS FANGIRLING, TIME LIMIT

Cindy: Oh! Right!

[Cindy added The Ferryman]

Cindy: Question for you "Does Lady paying you for bringing kids to the Maw (bet she doesn't xD)"

The Ferryman: I get a small cut, all my travelling for nothing? I will sue.

The Lady: Yeah, I pay them. Albeit just a bit, I'm not that mean *folds arms and leans back*

Cindy: Okay!

[Cindy added the Butler and the Craftsman]

The Craftsman: What is this I have no time for--

Cindy: This is a QnA portion, I have questions from the readers to you and the Butler.

The Craftsman: Ask away

Cindy: Kitsune asks "Why do you have to make dolls from dead kids? Can't you just buy normal dolls for Mrs. Brat-- I mean Pretender?"

The Pretender: wHAT

Twenty-Three: Pretender chill.

The Craftsman: You see, its like taxidermy, but with human murder and turning them to dolls.

The Hunter: Hey I like taxidermy too!

The Craftsman: Wonderful, a man with the same taste. Care I show you about the taxidermy?

The Hunter: Oh YES I LIKE TO TRY TAXIDERMY ON KIDS TOO

Cindy: The question... Craftsman

The Craftsman: I answered it. Because it becomes prettier for the little Madam to have. And no, can't you see we live in a weird island that is amazingly still blanced on a tiny cliff? We normally go out for groceries but that's it, no other business.

Cindy: oookay... Butler! There is a question for you too!

The Butler: What is it?

Cindy: How do you feel the fact lil girl is bossing you around?

The Butler: Are you kidding me??? Are just you asking in true curiousity about this? Little Madam has been orphaned and became the owner of the Nest in a young age, and ever since her parents were still there I served under them, I am a Butler, that is my job. I have been trained to know where I should step down on. I do not feel annoyed or angry one bit for it, thank you ever so much.

Cindy: May I just say

Bread Boy: TRIGGERED

Cindy: TRIGGERED

The Craftsman: Lol yeah you were

The Butler: Just shut up Craftsman.

Cindy: okay last monster in line!

[Cindy added The North Wind]

One: Aw hell nah

Two: oh god...

Three: Well look at that.

The North Wind: Hm nice to be in the set.

Cindy: Question for you: "Why your hobby is killing kids?"

The North Wind: Cuz I like to, children got that allure and incredible imagination many would strive to have once again. So yeah, kids are fun to kill.

The North Wind: can I kill-

Cindy: DoN'T yOu dArE kIlL mY bAbIeS!

[Cindy kicked the North Wind out of the chat]

Flashlight Girl: Cindy and Seven? What is the difference?

Six: lol yeah

Seven: Shut up.

Cindy: Now that's all with the monsters/adults/cute little critters like the Nomes! I saved this for last! Questions to ME

The Lady: Oh wow seriously?

Cindy: Yeah! So the first question is "Are there any LN ships that you don't ship?"

Cindy: uhM Rodger X Six, eeeessh. I'll be fine if it's like father figure like but not.... that in the comments. The only ship I don't ship will be I Rodger X Six. Others are fine, I am okay with them.

Six: Well I am terrified on the thought

Rodger: Yeah

Cindy: PEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDOPEDO--

Cindy: ahem, next question!

Cindy:  "Will you write another chapter with pranks like Shape of You? (I found the perfect song for The Lady to prank The Broadcaster lenny face)"

The Lady: what no

The Broadcaster: hmmm yeah

The Lady: Nonononopityno

Chef 1: COLD MUCH.

The Hunter: JUST GET TOGETHER

Six: ... We have our Monee ship, and they their LadyCaster ship that couldn't just be together.

Seven: lol yeah I noticed

Mono: hmp

Twenty-Three: Guys for goodness sakes.

Cindy: Mmmmm miss those cringy days, YES I WILL TELL ME THE SONG

[Check in the comments!]

Cindy: Yeah thanks! Now last question and finally others will have their questions out! "When Seven find out ship Mono x Seven?"

Seven: What

Cindy: uHhHHH soon?.....

Mono: What

Seven: That

Cindy: Nothing nothing!!! Haha!!! Well that's all for KitsuneFOX1912, time for the others after a short break! Other guests, you can leave now. Thanks for your time.

[Cindy kicked the Lady, Rodger, Chef 1, Chef 2, the Hunter, the Sadistic Teacher, the Broadcaster, the Craftsman, the Butler, the Ferryman, the Nomes out of the chat]

[Short break, but Six is in the Maw: I'm young scrappy and hungry. *walks on and her stomach growls* I WALK THESE STREETS FAMISHED.]

Cindy: *gobbles a whole espasol* ANDAH WERH BECC!

Twenty-Three: Cindy don't speak with your mouth full of food!

Cindy: *swallows my food* This time we'll finally answer other questions! Let's have another round of applause *presses applause button*

Cindy: So I stay true to what I said so kids first and also who ever asked first.

Cindy: Now this question is from BUTT0NS_! Applause please! *presses applause button* so the question isn't directed to anyone yet I think it's for Six since it asks, "Would Six ever eat Seven if she needed to?"

Six: u h.... maybe?

Seven: WHAT

Six: Hahah..... joke.....

Two: Or are you

Six: SHHH maybe I would not since I ate Seven once I will not do it again. Even though there are times I want to eat something live and... human....

Cindy: But not now right?

Six: Of course not, heheh...

Cindy: Whatever, next question from the same person, "Would the world end if anyone broke up?"

Cindy: BUTT0NS_ the whole chat will collaspe when anyone broke up.... It would be dramatic but--- OOOOOOH

Flashlight Girl: ... that is what a girl with a new idea would say...

Cindy: I take back my statement, the chat would be awkward, but they could still continue on >:)

Three: You are thinking of something aren't you?

Cindy: Yes >:)

Raincoat Girl: All the couples be r a t t l e d.

Six: No we ain't!

Five: Can we continue the questions?

Cindy: RIGHT! So that's all from BUTT0NS_, next is JustAKidwithStories. MORE CLAPPING *presses her finger on the appaluse button*

The Pretender: You just want to use that applause button again and again.

Cindy: yea I do shussshhh. So the question is "If Six and Dark (Shadow) Six were to be stuck in a room together, with no powers and no way to escape, how long will they able to last/stay sane?"

Cindy: Oh hah, lemme just add Shadowy

[Cindy added Shadow Six]

Shadow Six: What.

Cindy: Hypothetically you get stuck in a room with Six with no powers and no escape, how long can you tolerate it and stay sane.

Shadow Six: Uhhh nooo I won't last.

Six: Shadowy, we'll just be in the room. Probably just hours of silence and silent judgement.

Cindy: So CRAZY SILENCE, the one that'll make a high ringing sound. It's annoying.

Seven: Bro what would you bet, will they last long?

Mono: Nope.

Shadow Six: That is until I get annoyed seeing you there and we fight. Probably will take hours before I'd snap.

Six: Oookay then.

Cindy: Great now take a seat over--

Shadow Six: no

[Shadow Six left the chat]

Flashlight Girl: She's so mean.

Two: eh.

Cindy: So that's the answer JustAKidwithStories! Complete silence with silent judgment, will fight after hours of that, and that's when they'll snap.

Cindy: NOW I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST-- And the fact this was the last question. More like dares AND a question yet eh!

Cindy: Gimme another applause for DogInATuxedo! *presses the applause button again*

Raincoat Girl: Yeah Bestie is right, you only like using the button.

The Pretender: mhm.

Cindy: SHUT UP OKAY I LIKE THE SOUND SO I WILL MAKE AN EXCUSE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!

Cindy: She got three questions.... More like things to do. First is.... in Virus Six saying it, "Six can you say this pretty please "Oh look out. I think Mono Mono likes you."

[EYYY]

Cindy: Then Mono swaggers to Twenty-Three while singing-- Okay this will be a dare and I DARE TO TRY IT, MONO SEVEN C'MERE

Mono: *walks to me with a confused face*

Seven: *walks to me too* Uh why?

Cindy: So DogInATuxedo says here that Six should say what I just said you two must do this *hands paper to them* "Mono can you sing this while slowly approaching Twenty-Three? And Seven can you sing the parts in () ?" There is the song too but I am lazy to type it all out.

Mono: uh what?!

Seven: Hell yeah

Cindy: Just do it Mono *motions to Twenty-Three* GO SWAGGER TO TWENTY-THREE

Twenty-Three: what

Cindy: and Six, say the question!

Six: uhhh okay

Six: Oh look out. I think Mono Mono likes you.

Cindy: NOW SWAGGER *makes motions with her hands*

[Ey where's my camera]

Mono: *slowly walks to Twenty-Three* I like em big, I like em chunky

Seven: Chunky

Mono: I like em round, I like em plumpy

Seven: Plumpy

Mono: I like em round, with something something

Seven: Something

Twenty-Three: *slightly leans back from the scene happening in front of her*

Mono: They like my sound, they think I'm funky.

Mono: My name is Mono Mono, yeah you say it double.

Mono: *stops infront of Twenty-Three* Say my name girl, say it again.

Twenty-Three: uh okAY WHAT

Two: ITS SO NICE LOL

Six: Yeah!

Mono: ... say it.

Twenty-Three: *smirks and purrs sedusively* Mono Mono.

Mono: NO DON'T USE THAT TONE ON ME *scrambles back to his seat.*

Twenty-Three: >:D

Cindy: Mono is back to himself. The shy dork.

Six: MHM LOOK OUT I THINK MONO MONO LIKES YOU

Seven: lol I'm head back my seat. *sits down*

Cindy: man that was something i can't stop smiling here. Mmmm next question is oh! From Arena Mono (still from DogInATuxedo)

Cindy: I think you all read the Arena AU right? If so good, if not READ IT *turns to her guests* YOU READ IT RIGHT?

*all guests nods*

Two: Yeah :(

Five: :(

Cindy: So the question is "If you were in The Arena AU, who will you kill? Which among your friends will you kill?"

Flashlight Girl: wHAT WHY DO THAT?!

Cindy: *slams hand on table* i TOLD YOU DID YOU READ THE ARENA AU YOU NODDED FLASHIE

Seven: But... that's mean and bad?...

Cindy: It's tHe wHolE pOinT oF tHAt aU, gET tRaUmAtiZeD aND hEaRtbReAk.

Twenty-Three: Cindy.

Flashlight Girl: ... probably Bargainer...

Bread Boy: What?!

Three: Hold up did I show up in that AU?

Cindy: Not yet but if you did who will you kill?

Three: No hard feelings right for this?...

Cindy: Ye

Three: Two....

Two: WHY?!

Three: I am sometimes annoyed with your girly shiz

Cindy: Okay, let's just say who will we kill in one go so there will be no offence or hard feelings about it.

Cindy: Go!

Three: Two

Flashlight Girl: Bargainer

The Pretender: Scarf, he keeps on ryhming its annoying

Cindy: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CHARACTERS THAT WILL SOON SHOW UP!!!!

The Pretender: let me change that, Cindy.

Cindy: *takes a deep breath* oooo no hard feelings oooh...

Six: ... Shadowy, since she's so mean to me

Cindy: uh yeah about that...

[No spoilers!]

Seven: Bargainer

Bread Boy: oh wow now i am double DED

Mono: Ehhhh, Seven. You keep stealing my sleep in times when i am SO SLEEPY.

Seven: ow

Two: RCG for no reason.

Raincoat Girl: Mono cuz in that book he got feelings for me.

One: Probably Three...

Bread Boy: ... Four for no reason.

[Four joined the chat]

Four: fk you you're triple ded

Four: But I would kill One for no reason.

[Four left the chat]

Five: No one!!! I can't fight :(

Cindy: But if you could?

Five: ... Scarf or Una...

Cindy: wAIT YOU HAVEN'T MET THEM YET

[Scarf joined the chat]

[Una joined the chat]

Scarf: By my fuzzy hat, I will kill you for that.

Una: Five we're not gonna forget this :(

Five: I'm sorry!!!

Una: lol kidding apology accepted

Scarf: Although it would pain me so, we're friends and there will be only one way to go.

Scarf: oh and I'll kill the Pretender, she such a horrible older (adoptive) sister.

Una: I'll kill Two! :D

Two: wHAT.

Bread Boy: Double ded.

[Scarf left the chat]

[Una left the chat]

Cindy: Well all my hidden characters are popping up, but eh, this is a fourth walll chat anyways so it's okay.

Cindy: I would probably kill the Pretender, how about you Twenty-Three?

Twenty-Three: Everyone :)

*cricket noise*

Six: uh WHAT

Mono: Really???

Twenty-Three: Bloodlust at the fittest :)

Twenty-Three: Bathed in blood :)

Twenty-Three: Dripping down my clothes :)

Twenty-Three: Staining it :)

Twenty-Three: Life after life :)

Twenty-Three: Excuse to kill them all :)

Cindy: Uhhh welll that's that.... lusty of bloody shizz Twenty-Three jeez man...

Twenty-Three: Fight, murder, blood :)

Flashlight Girl: ... I think Doll Twenty-Three's possessing her...

Cindy: hmmmm probably... *checks papers and stows it away* Well that's the last question! And oh look! Our time has run short!

Cindy: That's that for the Cindy Show! A round of applause to our guests and our readers and those who have asked. Thank you! I hope you enjoyed this chapter and all the chats I've made, it made me so happy

Cindy: Bye, thank you for watching The Cindy Show! Have a good night! :D

*Everyone claps while credits roll in*

THE CINDY SHOW

DIRECTED BY CINDY

REQUESTED BY KitsuneFOX1912

READERS WHO ASKED QUESTIONS: KitsuneFOX1912, BUTT0NS_, JustaKidwithStories, DogInATuxedo

COMMERCIALS BY BBREAD.CO & SIX THE HUNGRY CHILD

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