Lol, Wat Iz Zleepeth?
Lol I didn't check my reads again. 1.5+k? Thanks so much everyone!
Honestly I wrote this while trying to sleep so...
I put definition on the heavy sleep talk but they didn't really add it to thier text.
Like...
Y iz zt zo zardeth zo zleep zhen zour ezyez zagreeeth? I iz zo annoyzed, I iz zanna zleep. [Why is it so hard to sleep when your eyes agree? I'm so annoyed, I wanna sleep.]
I just wanna make sure your brain will not loose brain cells trying to decipher it. ^^
Lolzlzozlzozlozlzozl.
Dang I am sleepy-
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[Six created a chat]
Six: Lol.
[Six added Seven, Mono, Cindy]
Six: Zuyz, I iz vored. [Guys. I am bored]
Six: I iz not zleepeth. [I can not sleep]
Six: I iz trying to zleepeth. [I am trying to sleep]
Six: Yet zleepeth hath noteth cometh to Iz. [Yet sleep has not come to me]
Six: Brian lepme zleepeth. [Brain let me sleep]
Six: Whaeva. [Whatever]
Cindy: Zix ztop zatting zike zat. I iz alzo ziffin zleepyz jere, vut I iz no zleep toi. [Six stop chatting like that. I am also flippin sleepy here, but I can't sleep too.]
Cindy: Y u zhat like ziz? Zix ziz iz likez wez bez taljingz airhoodz. [Why do you chat like this? Six this is like we are talking airheads]
Six: I iz triez zo zleepeth, yeteth zleepeth zath noit zet cometh zo meth. [I tried to sleep, yet sleep has not yet come to me]
Cindy: MethzD? Yaz, I iz zink u zare onz methZd. [Meth? Yeah, I think you are on meth]
Six: lolz
Cindy: Zlolz.
Six: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
Cindy: zlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
Seven: uh...
Mono: This is a pain to read. Although I think I can understand it.
Seven: Can I ask why in the world are you two still awake at 2 a.m. and chatting like people who only has two - no even just one-HALF - of thier brain cells left?
Mono: Six is at least a bit sane not to add Twenty-Three in the chat.
Seven: That girl would kill us for waking her up.
Cindy: Zlolz, zeahz zhe wouldz. [Lol., yeah she would.]
Six: Zaddeth zy Twenty-Threeth zen zwe are onze witz deathieth. [Addeth thy Twenty-Three then we are one with deathieth]
Cindy: hearz hearz. [Hear hear]
Seven: Okay, what is wrong with them? I am very concerned.
Mono: Zleep deprivzzed Zeven. [Sleep deprived Seven]
Seven: Why are we dragged into this then?
Mono: idk.
Cindy: zurrer wiz uz. [Suffer with us]
Six: Pwleaze. [Please]
Cindy: Zurrer wiz uz zile Zix talkz likze a Zakezpere zeathre zactor. [Suffer with us while Six talks like a Shakespeare theatre actor]
Seven: Meaning?...
Mono: Suffer with us while Six talks like a Shakespeare theatre actor.
Seven: Is it possible to donate brain cells, cuz they need it.
Mono: Lol I wish u can.
[Twenty-Three joined the chat]
Twenty-Three: I IZ ZLEEP DERIZVED, I IZ UPZET. I IZ WANNA ZLEEP. BRIAN ZOESN'T ZILE ME ZO ZLEEP. Zzzzhaaaaaahhh!!! [I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED, I AM UPSET, I WANNA SLEEP. BRAIN DOESN'T LIKE ME TO SLEEP. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!]
Mono: Oh, ur awake.
Seven: Well I flippin woke up and this is a good wake up alarm.
Mono: No I meant Twenty-Three.
Twenty-Three: lolz, zah, I iz zwake zhenw I iz nezds zleep. [Lol, yeah I am awake when I need sleep]
Seven: Three sleep deprived chatmateZ.
Mono: Har.
Cindy: ZIX GIZE UZ ZY ZOETRY! [SIX GIVE US THY POETRY!]
Six: ZO ZLEEPETH ZOR NOT ZO ZLEEPETH, ZAT IZ ZY ZUESTIONETH!!! [TO SLEEP OR NOT TO SLEEP, THAT IS THY QUESTION!!!]
Cindy: HEARZ HEARZ! [HEAR HEAR!]
Twenty-Three: ZY ZEEE NOIT ZE ZEE, ZE ZRE ZALWAYZ ZREE!! [THY SEE NOT WE SEE, WE ARE ALWAYS FREE!]
Cindy: I iz noit zunderzendeyh zhat zat vut.... Goinz zolo but zyolo! [I do not understand what that is but... Goin solo but yolo!]
Seven: Can we just leave all this sleep deprived people alone.
Mono: Good idea...
Six: I IZ ZQOUTETH GANDALFZ, "U ZHALL NOIT PAZZ!!!" [I WILL QOUTETH GANDALF, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"]
Cindy: ZOR ZATHR, U ZHALL NOIT LEAVETH! [OR RATHER, YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE!]
Twenty-Three: ZY ZHAT!!! [THY CHAT!]
Mono: Seven, it's good suffering with you.
Seven: Same, my eyes are bleeding and my head is slowly loozing thy brain cells.
Seven: OH CRAP.
Mono: Ya think i ddin't zaw that?
Mono: OH NO.
Six: ZOUR ZLEEPETH DPERVIVZITY HAZ INFZECTED ZHY BOYZ!!! [OUR SLEEP DEPRIVITY HAS INFECTED THE BOYS!]
Twenty-Three: CALLETH ZY ZUMPETS OF ZICTORY!!! [CALL THY TRUMPETS OF VICTORY!!!]
Cindy: BANZI!!! [BANZAI!!!]
Six: BANZIIIII!!! [BANZAIIIII!!!]
Twenty-Three: BANZIIIII!!! [BANZAIIIII!!!]
Seven: I am concerning my sanity.
Mono: I am too.
Seven: Seek help.
Mono: Okay.
[Mono added Two in the chat]
Mono: Help us.
Seven: Reprimand your shopping buddies.
Two: Lolz, no way, suffer. I need mah beauty sleep. Ttyl bizh.
[Two left the chat]
Cindy: ZMWHWHWHWHWHWHEOWNJAHWJWHW, ZHO ZALL ZELP ZU NZOW?! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, WHO SHALL HELP YOU NOW?!]
Six: ZURRERERTH ZITH ZEE!!! [SUFFER WITH THEE!]
Seven: Was Cindy laughing?...
Mono: Oh no...
[Seven added Three in the chat]
Seven: Mirror man, help us.
Cindy: NO ONETH ZHALL HELPETH ZUUUUUU!!! [NO ONE SHALL HELP YOUUUUUU!!!]
Twenty-Three: TRUUUUUUU AHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHZAHHA!!! [TRUEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
Six: I IZ ZLEEPY!!! [I AM SLEEPY!!!]
Cindy: WE ALL ARE!
Cindy: Crap.
Cindy: ZWE ZALL ZARE!
Mono: Three, pls, wake up.
Seven: Save us from our mizery.
Three: Hmmm?
Three: Nah man u on your own, sorry I would help u but u woke me up and I so pissed I punched a mirror so good luck. Haahahahahah. Anyways, I am so angry at u waking me up and I am so mad you robbed me my sleep for such stupid reason so I will try to sleep again so thanks so much u jerks and yes do you sense my sarcasticness cuz I am not really thanking u I am mad at u like I just said so leave me outta this before I find u all and make u sleep with a punch.
Three: Goodnight.
[Three left the chat]
Mono: NO ONE WILL HELP US OUT OUR MISERY.
Six: ZURRER ZURRER!!! [SUFFER SUFFER!!!]
Twenty-Three: ZY ZHALL ZURRERETH ZO MUZH ZU GONNA CRIETH. [THY SHALL SUFFER SO MUCH YOU ARE GONNA CRY!]
Seven: not cry, but loose brain cells.
Mono: Drastically.
Cindy: hahahah, zwe no zoose zrain zellz zratcially. [Hahahah, we do not loose brain cells drastically]
Six: ze iz juzt zeepy. [We are just sleepy]
Twenty-Three: Zut r zrian iz r zommiting zunity zo zuz and zot lezzting ze zleep. [But our brain is commiting mutiny on us and not letting us sleep]
Seven: MONO TRANSLATE!!!
Seven: EVERYTHING!
Mono: Why do I have to do it?
Seven: I am getting a headache, pls.
Mono: We do not loose brian cells drastically.
Mono: We just sleepy.
Mono: But our brain is commiting mutiny on us and not letting us sleep.
Seven: With all the z's thier adding and messed up grammar I am thinking I will never be the same,
Mono: We are zurrering together Bro.
Mono: I mean suffering.
Mono: THEY ARE GETTING IN OUR HEADS.
Seven: SEND HELP AGAIN!
Cindy: ZWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Six: ZWE ZEEPY ZO MUZH ZET YYYYYYYY MIE BOZY ZIDSAGREEZ? [WE ARE SLEEPY SO MUCH YET WHYYYYY MY BODY DISGAREES?]
[Mono added One in the chat]
Mono: One.
Seven: Second bro.
Mono: send help.
Seven: Tips, whatever.
Mono: or block or mute us. That'll be good.
Mono: One.
One: Nah man I am sleepy enjoy. :) :) :) :)
[One left the chat]
Mono: why?...
Twenty-Three: ZAHAHAHHZHAHWHAHZHAHAH, ZO ZONNAZ HEPPZ ZU NOWZ?! GJOZBIZTERZ? [HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, WHO'S GONNA HELP YOU NOW?! GHOSTBUSTERS?!]
Seven: If I could I actually would....
Seven: TT said Ghostbuster right? Her spelling is so messed up.
Mono: Yup.
Twenty-Three: Zow zareth zy zall I iz TT?! Zu zonnaz zurrer zorez! [How dareth thy call me TT?! You are gonna suffer more!]
Cindy: Zake zat! ZIKE! [Take that! SIKE!]
Seven: We can block each other right?
Mono: Then these deprived girls will unblock us.
Seven: Ugh...
Six: ZEEN I IZ ZOVE UUU VUT I IZ ZLEEPETH ZO PLEAZE ZURRER ZEE ZITH ZUZ~ [SEVEN I LOVE YOU BUT I AM SLEEPY SO PLEASE SUFFER THEE WITH US~]
Seven: Six I love you too but let me sleep.
Six: ZURRER ZIT IZ [SUFFER WITH ME]
Mono: Ugh...
[The Broadcaster joined the chat]
The Broadcaster: Need my help?
Six: HJKHJKJ ZOW ZIZ ZE ZYZAZZ ZA PAZZWARD? ZOW?! I IZ PAZZWARD WAZ ZO ZLEEPY ZALK! [HOW DID HE BYPASS THE PASSWORD?! HOW?! MY PASSWORD WAS SO SLEEPY TALK!]
The Broadcaster: Lol, it was so easy to decipher.
Mono: um...
Seven: WE ARE DESPERATE HERE MONO.
Mono: Pls block us and make sure we never go into this chat again.
The Broadcaster: hmmm? What should I do??...
Mono: Pls dad.
The Broadcaster: And done! Go to sleepy now boys, and so should these heavily sleep deprived girls.
The Broadcaster: No I am not also sleep deprived but maybe I am but shush, I work for midnight casting, round that clock casting.
Mono: *sigh*
The Broadcaster: RIGHT!
[The Broadcaster banned Seven, Mono.]
[The Broadcaster left the chat]
Cindy: ...
Cindy: Well that's it I nearly lost my marbles.
Six: It was fun messin with them.
Twenty-Three: He had to mess it.
Cindy: Just come to my house rn and let's watch anime to sleep.
Six: How?...
Six: Oh.
Cindy: Hop in my portal and we go.
Twenty-Three: SWEAT!
Twenty-Three: *Sweet.
Twenty-Three: Skeep talk hasn't left me yet.
Cindy: Let it.
Six: Jumping in now, see u!
[Six left the chat]
Twenty-Three: DAB!
Twenty-Three: U CANT SEE ME!
Twenty-Three: SIKE!
Twenty-Three: SASA LELE
Twenty-Three: TURON.
Twenty-Three: VAVOO!!
[Twenty-Three left the chat]
Cindy: Why did she have to say those words?... pfft...
Cindy: RIGHT! Anime to choose~
[Cindy left the chat]
Wattpad: Publish Finished.
Wooh, this was so fun to write.
Ezprxially em iz slepey so ahahah [Especially I am sleepy so hahaha]
Zeenight zall [Goodnight ya'll]
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