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Lol, Wat Iz Zleepeth?

Lol I didn't check my reads again. 1.5+k? Thanks so much everyone!

Honestly I wrote this while trying to sleep so...

I put definition on the heavy sleep talk but they didn't really add it to thier text.

Like...

Y iz zt zo zardeth zo zleep zhen zour ezyez zagreeeth? I iz zo annoyzed, I iz zanna zleep. [Why is it so hard to sleep when your eyes agree? I'm so annoyed, I wanna sleep.]

I just wanna make sure your brain will not loose brain cells trying to decipher it. ^^

Lolzlzozlzozlozlzozl.

Dang I am sleepy-

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[Six created a chat]

Six: Lol.

[Six added Seven, Mono, Cindy]

Six: Zuyz, I iz vored. [Guys. I am bored]

Six: I iz not zleepeth. [I can not sleep]

Six: I iz trying to zleepeth. [I am trying to sleep]

Six: Yet zleepeth hath noteth cometh to Iz. [Yet sleep has not come to me]

Six: Brian lepme zleepeth. [Brain let me sleep]

Six: Whaeva. [Whatever]

Cindy: Zix ztop zatting zike zat. I iz alzo ziffin zleepyz jere, vut I iz no zleep toi. [Six stop chatting like that. I am also flippin sleepy here, but I can't sleep too.]

Cindy: Y u zhat like ziz? Zix ziz iz likez wez bez taljingz airhoodz. [Why do you chat like this? Six this is like we are talking airheads]

Six: I iz triez zo zleepeth, yeteth zleepeth zath noit zet cometh zo meth. [I tried to sleep, yet sleep has not yet come to me]

Cindy: MethzD? Yaz, I iz zink u zare onz methZd. [Meth? Yeah, I think you are on meth]

Six: lolz

Cindy: Zlolz.

Six: lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz

Cindy: zlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz

Seven: uh...

Mono: This is a pain to read. Although I think I can understand it.

Seven: Can I ask why in the world are you two still awake at 2 a.m. and chatting like people who only has two - no even just one-HALF - of thier brain cells left?

Mono: Six is at least a bit sane not to add Twenty-Three in the chat.

Seven: That girl would kill us for waking her up.

Cindy: Zlolz, zeahz zhe wouldz. [Lol., yeah she would.]

Six: Zaddeth zy Twenty-Threeth zen zwe are onze witz deathieth. [Addeth thy Twenty-Three then we are one with deathieth]

Cindy: hearz hearz. [Hear hear]

Seven: Okay, what is wrong with them? I am very concerned.

Mono: Zleep deprivzzed Zeven. [Sleep deprived Seven]

Seven: Why are we dragged into this then?

Mono: idk.

Cindy: zurrer wiz uz. [Suffer with us]

Six: Pwleaze. [Please]

Cindy: Zurrer wiz uz zile Zix talkz likze a Zakezpere zeathre zactor. [Suffer with us while Six talks like a Shakespeare theatre actor]

Seven: Meaning?...

Mono: Suffer with us while Six talks like a Shakespeare theatre actor.

Seven: Is it possible to donate brain cells, cuz they need it.

Mono: Lol I wish u can.

[Twenty-Three joined the chat]

Twenty-Three: I IZ ZLEEP DERIZVED, I IZ UPZET. I IZ WANNA ZLEEP. BRIAN ZOESN'T ZILE ME ZO ZLEEP. Zzzzhaaaaaahhh!!! [I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED, I AM UPSET, I WANNA SLEEP. BRAIN DOESN'T LIKE ME TO SLEEP. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!]

Mono: Oh, ur awake.

Seven: Well I flippin woke up and this is a good wake up alarm.

Mono: No I meant Twenty-Three.

Twenty-Three: lolz, zah, I iz zwake zhenw I iz nezds zleep. [Lol, yeah I am awake when I need sleep]

Seven: Three sleep deprived chatmateZ.

Mono: Har.

Cindy: ZIX GIZE UZ ZY ZOETRY! [SIX GIVE US THY POETRY!]

Six: ZO ZLEEPETH ZOR NOT ZO ZLEEPETH, ZAT IZ ZY ZUESTIONETH!!! [TO SLEEP OR NOT TO SLEEP, THAT IS THY QUESTION!!!]

Cindy: HEARZ HEARZ! [HEAR HEAR!]

Twenty-Three: ZY ZEEE NOIT ZE ZEE, ZE ZRE ZALWAYZ ZREE!! [THY SEE NOT WE SEE, WE ARE ALWAYS FREE!]

Cindy: I iz noit zunderzendeyh zhat zat vut.... Goinz zolo but zyolo! [I do not understand what that is but... Goin solo but yolo!]

Seven: Can we just leave all this sleep deprived people alone.

Mono: Good idea...

Six: I IZ ZQOUTETH GANDALFZ, "U ZHALL NOIT PAZZ!!!"  [I WILL QOUTETH GANDALF, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"]

Cindy: ZOR ZATHR, U ZHALL NOIT LEAVETH! [OR RATHER, YOU SHALL NOT LEAVE!]

Twenty-Three: ZY ZHAT!!! [THY CHAT!]

Mono: Seven, it's good suffering with you.

Seven: Same, my eyes are bleeding and my head is slowly loozing thy brain cells.

Seven: OH CRAP.

Mono: Ya think i ddin't zaw that?

Mono: OH NO.

Six: ZOUR ZLEEPETH DPERVIVZITY HAZ INFZECTED ZHY BOYZ!!! [OUR SLEEP DEPRIVITY HAS INFECTED THE BOYS!]

Twenty-Three: CALLETH ZY ZUMPETS OF ZICTORY!!! [CALL THY TRUMPETS OF VICTORY!!!]

Cindy: BANZI!!! [BANZAI!!!]

Six: BANZIIIII!!! [BANZAIIIII!!!]

Twenty-Three: BANZIIIII!!! [BANZAIIIII!!!]

Seven: I am concerning my sanity.

Mono: I am too.

Seven: Seek help.

Mono: Okay.

[Mono added Two in the chat]

Mono: Help us.

Seven: Reprimand your shopping buddies.

Two: Lolz, no way, suffer. I need mah beauty sleep. Ttyl bizh.

[Two left the chat]

Cindy: ZMWHWHWHWHWHWHEOWNJAHWJWHW, ZHO ZALL ZELP ZU NZOW?! [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, WHO SHALL HELP YOU NOW?!]

Six: ZURRERERTH ZITH ZEE!!! [SUFFER WITH THEE!]

Seven: Was Cindy laughing?...

Mono: Oh no...

[Seven added Three in the chat]

Seven: Mirror man, help us.

Cindy: NO ONETH ZHALL HELPETH ZUUUUUU!!! [NO ONE SHALL HELP YOUUUUUU!!!]

Twenty-Three: TRUUUUUUU AHAHHAHZHAHAHAHAHZAHHA!!! [TRUEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Six: I IZ ZLEEPY!!! [I AM SLEEPY!!!]

Cindy: WE ALL ARE!

Cindy: Crap.

Cindy: ZWE ZALL ZARE!

Mono: Three, pls, wake up.

Seven: Save us from our mizery.

Three: Hmmm?

Three: Nah man u on your own, sorry I would help u but u woke me up and I so pissed I punched a mirror so good luck. Haahahahahah. Anyways, I am so angry at u waking me up and I am so mad you robbed me my sleep for such stupid reason so I will try to sleep again so thanks so much u jerks and yes do you sense my sarcasticness cuz I am not really thanking u I am mad at u like I just said so leave me outta this before I find u all and make u sleep with a punch.

Three: Goodnight.

[Three left the chat]

Mono: NO ONE WILL HELP US OUT OUR MISERY.

Six: ZURRER ZURRER!!! [SUFFER SUFFER!!!]

Twenty-Three: ZY ZHALL ZURRERETH ZO MUZH ZU GONNA CRIETH. [THY SHALL SUFFER SO MUCH YOU ARE GONNA CRY!]

Seven: not cry, but loose brain cells.

Mono: Drastically.

Cindy: hahahah, zwe no zoose zrain zellz zratcially. [Hahahah, we do not loose brain cells drastically]

Six: ze iz juzt zeepy. [We are just sleepy]

Twenty-Three: Zut r zrian iz r zommiting zunity zo zuz and zot lezzting ze zleep. [But our brain is commiting mutiny on us and not letting us sleep]

Seven: MONO TRANSLATE!!!

Seven: EVERYTHING!

Mono: Why do I have to do it?

Seven: I am getting a headache, pls.

Mono: We do not loose brian cells drastically.

Mono: We just sleepy.

Mono: But our brain is commiting mutiny on us and not letting us sleep.

Seven: With all the z's thier adding and messed up grammar I am thinking I will never be the same,

Mono: We are zurrering together Bro.

Mono: I mean suffering.

Mono: THEY ARE GETTING IN OUR HEADS.

Seven: SEND HELP AGAIN!

Cindy: ZWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Six: ZWE ZEEPY ZO MUZH ZET YYYYYYYY MIE BOZY ZIDSAGREEZ? [WE ARE SLEEPY SO MUCH YET WHYYYYY MY BODY DISGAREES?]

[Mono added One in the chat]

Mono: One.

Seven: Second bro.

Mono: send help.

Seven: Tips, whatever.

Mono: or block or mute us. That'll be good.

Mono: One.

One: Nah man I am sleepy enjoy. :) :) :) :)

[One left the chat]

Mono: why?...

Twenty-Three: ZAHAHAHHZHAHWHAHZHAHAH, ZO ZONNAZ HEPPZ ZU NOWZ?! GJOZBIZTERZ? [HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, WHO'S GONNA HELP YOU NOW?! GHOSTBUSTERS?!]

Seven: If I could I actually would....

Seven: TT said Ghostbuster right? Her spelling is so messed up.

Mono: Yup.

Twenty-Three: Zow zareth zy zall I iz TT?! Zu zonnaz zurrer zorez! [How dareth thy call me TT?! You are gonna suffer more!]

Cindy: Zake zat! ZIKE! [Take that! SIKE!]

Seven: We can block each other right?

Mono: Then these deprived girls will unblock us.

Seven: Ugh...

Six: ZEEN I IZ ZOVE UUU VUT I IZ ZLEEPETH ZO PLEAZE ZURRER ZEE ZITH ZUZ~ [SEVEN I LOVE YOU BUT I AM SLEEPY SO PLEASE SUFFER THEE WITH US~]

Seven: Six I love you too but let me sleep.

Six: ZURRER ZIT IZ [SUFFER WITH ME]

Mono: Ugh...

[The Broadcaster joined the chat]

The Broadcaster: Need my help?

Six: HJKHJKJ ZOW ZIZ ZE ZYZAZZ ZA PAZZWARD? ZOW?! I IZ PAZZWARD WAZ ZO ZLEEPY ZALK! [HOW DID HE BYPASS THE PASSWORD?! HOW?! MY PASSWORD WAS SO SLEEPY TALK!]

The Broadcaster: Lol, it was so easy to decipher.

Mono: um...

Seven: WE ARE DESPERATE HERE MONO.

Mono: Pls block us and make sure we never go into this chat again.

The Broadcaster: hmmm? What should I do??...

Mono: Pls dad.

The Broadcaster: And done! Go to sleepy now boys, and so should these heavily sleep deprived girls.

The Broadcaster: No I am not also sleep deprived but maybe I am but shush, I work for midnight casting, round that clock casting.

Mono: *sigh*

The Broadcaster: RIGHT!

[The Broadcaster banned Seven, Mono.]

[The Broadcaster left the chat]

Cindy: ...

Cindy: Well that's it I nearly lost my marbles.

Six: It was fun messin with them.

Twenty-Three: He had to mess it.

Cindy: Just come to my house rn and let's watch anime to sleep.

Six: How?...

Six: Oh.

Cindy: Hop in my portal and we go.

Twenty-Three: SWEAT!

Twenty-Three: *Sweet.

Twenty-Three: Skeep talk hasn't left me yet.

Cindy: Let it.

Six: Jumping in now, see u!

[Six left the chat]

Twenty-Three: DAB!

Twenty-Three: U CANT SEE ME!

Twenty-Three: SIKE!

Twenty-Three: SASA LELE

Twenty-Three: TURON.

Twenty-Three: VAVOO!!

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

Cindy: Why did she have to say those words?... pfft...

Cindy: RIGHT! Anime to choose~

[Cindy left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.

Wooh, this was so fun to write.

Ezprxially em iz slepey so ahahah [Especially I am sleepy so hahaha]

Zeenight zall [Goodnight ya'll]

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