Le Bro Chat
[Seven created a chat: Bro Chat]
[Seven added Mono]
Seven: Bro
Seven: Bro, talk to me
Seven: Bro, let's chat
Seven: Bro, I'm bored
Seven: Bro, I'm sleepy but I don't wanna sleep
Seven: Bro, notice me
Seven: Notice me Bro
Seven: Bro
Seven: Bro
Seven: BROOOOOO
Seven: BROOOOO NOTICE ME AND DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ.
Mono: What?
Seven: Wow, no 'Hi bro how's it going? Wassup? What's brewin?'???
Mono: Seven, it's TWO a.m. pls, let me sleep. Remember the sleep deprivity incident?
Seven: No, I wanna chat with u.
Mono: You have Six, chat with her.
Seven: Nah, 1. she is asleep and a wise man knows not to mess the sleeping dragon.
Seven: 2. bro code #1, bros before hoes.
Mono: Wow.
Mono: Six will chase you, slap you, tell her mom to turn you to a Nome again - or she would do that herself since she got her powers, bite you sooo deep until your slowly yet painfully die, and will cook you up then eat you for calling her a hoe
Mono: but yeah Bros before Hoes.
Seven: Then Twenty-Three will chase you, whack her umbrella on your head, gut you in many possible ways with scissors, stitch you up painfully with no anethesia and with the pointiest metal strings, then gut you again for calling her a hoe
Mono: Twenty-Three is not my gf
Seven: is she?
Mono: She is not.
Seven: really?
Mono: Yes, she is not
Seven: rEALLY?
Mono: yES REALLY.
Seven: Yes she's your gf!
Mono: NO I MEANT YES REALLY SHE ISN'T.
Seven: Try to patch it up it'll never work :P
Mono: WE ARE NOT DATING.
Seven: ReAlLy???
Mono: ReAlLy!!!
Seven: I Am Not Convinceddd
Seven: Seven the RK ain't convinced.
Mono: Yes we are not dating, I am speaking truth here!
Seven: I. Have. Evidence.
Mono: No. You. Don't.
Seven: I. Am. Not. Bluffing.
Mono: Yes. You. Are.
Seven: See this?
Mono: How can I this isn't a verbal conversation
Seven: This is my 'Me no convincy face'.
Mono: We are not dating.
Seven: Yes u are
Mono: No we aren't
Seven: Yes you are.
Mono: No
Seven: Yes
Mono: No
Seven: Yes
Mono: No
Seven: No
Mono: Yes
Mono: CRAP
Seven: aHA!!!!
Seven: You fell for it yeeeeeeeeee
Seven: TT and Mony sitting on the tree! K I S S I N G!
Mono: I will kill you.
Seven: Go ahead, I died already lol.
Mono: How many many times will I tell you we aren't dating?
Seven: I told you I have evidence. Remember the Tower incident?
Mono: But you told me you found nothing...
Seven: Heartwarming chats, sappy, how I depicted you two ♡♥♡♥
Mono: Stop stalking my chats!!! I already had enough with my father to begin with!
Seven: N E V E R
Mono: F U
Seven: F U TOO
Mono: You total Fish Brain!
Seven: Box Head.
Mono: RK the Fish.
Seven: Bag Head.
Mono: Water Brain.
Seven: Block Head.
Mono: Fishy.
Seven: Monotonous.
Mono: Fish Breath.
Seven: Cube Head.
Mono: Aquaman
Seven: Square Head
Mono: Fish Kid
Seven: Bag Kid
Mono: Lightsaber Kid
Seven: Ladle Kid
Mono: Bro can we stop now?
Seven: Never M o n y
Mono: Shut up S e v v y
Seven: Excuse me Six can only call me that.
Mono: Really now, S E V V Y???
Seven: Shut your yap M O N Y.
Mono: You added me here, messed with me, now you suffer
Seven: Don't u lie, u are also suffering.
Mono: Am not Seaweed
Seven: If you say Seaweed Brain pls not.
Mono: Kelp.
Seven: LEGO
Seven: MONOBEAR
Mono: SALT WATER BRAIN
[Six joined the chat]
Six: wtf.
Seven: Six love why are you awake?
Seven: and this is a bachelor's chat love get out.
Mono: HUH
Six: I woke up from your noisy-ness
Six: Oh my mama mia.
Mono: What?
Six: Your chats.
Seven: Yeah I was interrogating Mono
Mono: More like forcing me to say what you want me to say.
Seven: That's how it works Baggy Head. :) :) :) :)
Mono: Yeah and it's horrible, so u are also horrible, Fish for Brains :) :) :) :)
Six: This is too much for me.
Six: I will just go and make a bachelorette's chat. What I just rrad and witnessed.
Six: Yeesh with your bromance.
[Six left the chat]
Seven: Wonderful! Now where were we?...
Mono: SEAFOOD
Seven: MONO DISEASE
Mono: FLOPPY FISH
Seven: NOT THE CROSSY ROAD CHARACTERS CHEETOS ADDICT.
Mono: Oh soRRYHEE, FISH N CHIPS!
Seven: YOU. YOU GIFTY!
Mono: At least Gifty is cute and sprouts out streamers when they die :b :b :b
[One joined the chat]
One: wtf.
Seven: Oh sup bro! Glad you thought of joining the chat.
Seven: I would've added you, but yea you might be sleeping so ye.
Mono: Don't lie that you just really like to mess with me and only me.
One: This is nice, but nevermind.
Mono: No no no no, One, stay. I don't want to keep on roasting this guy
Seven: THIS GUY?
One: No I think i will go
Mono: STAY BRO STAY
Mono: MY WINDY BRO STAY.
One: Oooh kay then...
[Bread Boy joined the chat]
Bread Boy: Helllloooooo
Seven: Bargainer, if you are here to sell us bread, get out.
Bread Boy: How rude, I am also a bro right?
One: Well ye...
Bread Boy: Holy macarena, the chats...
One: I know.
Bread Boy: Can I use the nicknames on ya'll?
Mono: NO
Seven: NEVER.
Seven: Only I can call Mono Box Head, Bag Head, Block Head, Square Brain, Cube Head, Monotonous, Lego, and whatever else I added there!
Mono: Ye! And only I can call Seven Fish Breath, Fish Brain, Kelp, Seaweed, Salt Water Brain, Floppy Fish, Fish n Chips, Seafood, and whatever else I added that I forgot.
One: Huh.
Seven: u are Windy Kid
Seven: Bread Boy is Bargainer to everyone.
Mono: But only us can call each other those nicknames.
Seven: bRO WE FINISHED EACH OTHERS SENTENCES.
Mono: sO COOL BROOOOO
Seven: BROOOOOO
One: ...
Bread Boy: Bro drama.
One: we are missing one more guy
[One added Three to the chat]
One: Ya awake?
Three: Ye
Seven: MIRROR MANNN
Mono: Eyyyy.
Three: What is happening here?
Three: Oh lard.
One: Ye the chats.
Bread Boy: hIlArIoUs.
Mono: You know, regular me and Seaweed fights.
Seven: Shut up Lego I thought we made up already :) :) :) :)
Mono: We did Floppy Fish :) :) :) :)
Bread Boy: hANESTLY YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS.
Three: tru lolol
One: Can I question why we're all awake in 2 a.m?
Seven: Can't sleep.
Mono: Sleep was stolent from me.
Three: Staring at the wall hoping sleep to take over me but now is looking for mirrors.
One: You and your mirror breaking obession.
Three: WATABOUTIT?
One: Nothing, how about u Bargainer?
Bread Boy: baking.
Three: at this time?
Bread Boy: Yep
Seven: Watcha baking? Bread?
Bread Boy: Spanish Bread.
One: mmmm I like Spanish Bread
Mono: Don't you have a machine for mass production?
Bread Boy: Ye, but this is my own stash of Spanish Bread plus I do miss doing the work.
Bread Boy: The molding of the dough. You'll miss it sometimes.
One: Can I have some I like Spanish Bread.
Bread Boy: Pay me.
One: Can I help you instead? Molding seems fun.
Bread Boy: .... Sure. Ya'll wanna join too.
Mono: fun, us bros baking...
Seven: I'll bake the best Spanish Bread.
Three: Na-ah I will.
One: My love for Spanish Bread will make it the tastiest.
Bread Boy: .... Since when did everything we do becomes a competition?...
Mono: Now and forever c:
Bread Boy: Ya know what, fine.... Just don't make my kitchen very messy.
Seven: No promises!
Mono: lol
One: I WILL MAKE THE BEST SPANISH BREAD >:D
Three: I have the strongest fists, I will be the one baking the best Spanish Bread.
Seven: We'll see about that.
[Seven left the chat]
[Mono left the chat]
[Three left the chat]
Bread Boy: Lol.
Bread Boy: I am still the best cuz I am the true baker around here.
Bread Boy: ..... I am suddenly terrified... they might start a fire....
[Bread Boy left the chat]
[Four joined the chat]
Four: Dang! I missed them again.
Four: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS YOUR DEAL AUTHOR AM I SOME KIND OF END SEQUENCE FOR YA'LL READERS TO SEE?!
Four: HOW AM I ABLE TO BREAK THE FOURTH FOURTH WALL AND NOT THE OTHERS WHO DIED.
Four: THIS IS SO CONFUSING.
[Four left the chat]
[Shadow Seven joined the chat]
Shadow Seven: bro chat huh?
[Shadow Seven added Nightmare Mono]
Shadow Seven: bro
Nightmare Mono: bro
Shadow Seven: Let's spy on them for many purposes
Nightmare Mono: Blackmails, juicy gossip, threats.
Shadow Seven: hell ya
Nightmare Mono: >:D
[Shadow Seven left the chat]
[Nightmare Mono left the chat]
Wattpad: Publish Finished.
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