[Mono created a chat]

[Mono added Five, Scarf, Una]

Mono: Alright kids I'm feeling good today so I will cook, what would you want for dinner?

[Seven joined the chat]

Seven: LASAGNA

[One joined the chat]

One: LASAGNA

[Four joined the chat]

Four: LASAGNA

Mono: Are you kidding me? How did you even join the chat? I wasn't even asking you three!

Seven: WE WANT LASAGNA.

One: GIVE US THE LASAGNA!!!

Four: LASAGNAAAAAAAA

Mono: NO SHUT UP. You are all old enough to cook your own food!

Seven: Making lasagna is so hard, so pls make us lasagnaaaaaaa.

Mono: No if you want lasagna you make the lasagna like a true lasagna lover!

One: Noooo pls you are gonna cook so pls join our lasagna too.

Mono: No.

Mono: Anyways kiddos.

Mono: Uncle Mono is gonna cook so what would you want?

Five: Uhm.

Seven: Hey Five, Five. Let's share some lasagna, c'mon share with your dad.

One: Una, Unaaaa let's have some lasagnaaaa. Share with your brother.

Four: Kids, you are my only hope. After this I will babysit you all again.

Scarf: Lies.

Four: Hey Scarf tell Mono that you want LASAGNA and we'll share, or else I will snitch on you that one time you trashed the Pretender's walk in closet.

Scarf: Boo hoo sad for you but Horrible Sister knows that I trashed her walk in closet so I am free from the scorning.

Four: What....

Scarf: I went off scot-free actually. No spanking, no belt, no chokey coffin torment. Well I did clean her closet but that's it.

Four: Okay but still! Please give me some.

Scarf: But since Four threatened me, poorly, I will have some lasagna Uncle Mono c:

Mono: Okay then.

Four: why. You did that to spite me didn't you?

Scarf: Yes.

Four: YOU HAVE TONS OF CHEFS IN THE NEST TELL THEM TO MAKE LASAGNA FOR YOU.

Scarf: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Four: I AM QUIVERING FROM THE RUDENESS.

Five: Uncle Mono's lasagna is the best. That and the carbonara, and the chocolate cake, and the macaroon, the brownies and the scones...... the ravioli..... the spaghetti...

Mono: Aw thanks Nephew.

Five: His cooking is better than Dad's or Uncle Bread, just saying.

Mono: <3 :D thanks.

Five: <3 :D your welcome.

Four: You resulted to complimets... you evil thing.

Five: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Four: *GAAASP*

One: That emoticon is irritating me.

Four: You tell me.

Five: Like Uncle Bread says, complimenting your customer gets you the great profits.

Seven: My son, it's me your dad, let's share some lasagna.

Five: I would like some lasagna Uncle Mono, can you make Mom some too?

Mono: Of course.

Five: add more meat on it please, for me and Mom.

Mono: Sure.

Seven: Why.

Seven: But actually I could ask her to share.

Five: Mom is a food monster who never shares any delicious food, so you can suffer dad :)

Seven: wHAT.

Five: ily ♥

One: hahaha you got bested by your son, lmao I have the best little sister so Una gimme the lasagna.

Una: No.

Una: Uncle Mono I want some lasagna.

Una: All for myself.

One: UNAAAAA WHYYY BETRAY ME LIKE THISSSS?!

Una: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One: STOP SHRUGGING LIKE THAT.

Mono: Okay then three lasagnas, just wait kay?

Five: Okay c:

Scarf: We're patient c:

Una: As long it can make the three suffer c:

Seven: NOOOOO I WANT THE LASAGANA!!!

Four: LASAGNNAAAA

One: GIVE US THE LASAGANAGANANANANAHAAAAA

Mono: My god you're making lasagna sound disgusting for me, ugh.

Mono: Wait.

[Mono added Twenty-Three]

Mono: I'm cooking what would you want?

Twenty-Three: Lashagnah

Mono: Okay

Twenty-Three: Yay thx ♥

Mono: ♥

Seven: AODMWODJW THIS IS VERY BIAS OF YOU.

One: BIAS BIAS.

Four: BIAAAAASSS

Twenty-Three: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One: I'M TIRED OF SEEING THIS EMOTICON.

Twenty-Three: Girlfriend gets first preferences.

Four: BIAS BIAS BIAS.

Seven: THIS IS SO UNFAIR. YOU ARE SIMPING FOR TT!!!

Mono: oh wow says the guy who doesn't simp for Six too.

Mono: That was so sad, I was about to make lasagna now for everyone.

Mono: BUT NOW YOU SUFFER.

Seven: BRO NO WHY.

Mono: Suffer bro :)

One: WE. WANT. LASAGNAAAAAAA.

Mono: It's too late now One.

One: Do NOT even THINK of

Mono: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One: AODNEKFNEONFEKDMKEDK

Una: lololololol brother being mad over an emoticon is so HILARIOUS.

Twenty-Three: lmaoooooo anyways, I will continue watching with Six, we started this interesting show and we cannot stop watching.

Twenty-Three: Lmao TT just told me Five said he'll share his lasagna with me, thanks son, also for adding extra meat, I like my lasagna like that. I'M NOT SHARING >:P - Six ♥

Five: You're welcome Mom c:

Seven: I am damaged.

Twenty-Three: Well you'll get healed soon so bye - Six

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

Mono: I better get started so bye.

[Mono left the chat]

Four: Well then I will try and getting food from the vent duct, I may be able to steal. Anyone who tries to invade my stealing spot will die.

Five: You know you can just ask Uncle Bread to cook if you want.

Seven: OH YES.

One: NO NO WAIT--

Four: HOLD ON HOLD ON

Seven: Lmao I just texted him and he said he will make me lasagna. ONLY FOR MEEEEEE

One: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Four: NOOOOOO

Seven: You guys were too slow so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One: I SWEAR I WILL KILL THAT EMOTICON.

Una: oh my god bc fo yhis chat bro is gonma gef mad at the lmfao emoticom lol

Scarf: It is so nice to see that you are all going crazy for lasagna.

One: WHO WOULDN'T

Seven: Yeah who wouldn't, lasagna is so goooooooood.

Four: I'm off to steal from the vent ducts, Mono won't see me coming.

One: Hey Four I can help, let's team up since Seven betrayed us.

Seven: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One: sTOP that EMOTICON.

Una: oaaaaaaah lmao i cant breth lol

Four: Sure One.

Seven: Best of luck to you, now I'm off to Bargainer's place to have my lasagnaaaaaa

[Seven left the chat]

Four: Okay so we will go to the vents and wait near the kitchen vent.

One: On it.

Four: FOR THE LASAGNAAAA

One: LASAGNNAAAA

Scarf: You know just get over the lasagna addiction.

Four: NEVER.

One: There's the vent to the kitchen! Let's goooo

Five: Did... did I just hear a bomb exploding?

Scarf: oof I think so too.

Una: Same, it's like it came from the vents.

Four: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

Five: What happened?

One: WE NEARLY GOT ATTACKED BY A NON LETHAL MINE PLACED JUST NEAR THE KITCHEN VENT, WHO DOES THAT?!

Four: oh my god, Mono is laughing evilly.

Five: Just imagining him chopping garlic while laughing like that makes me laugh lmao.

Una: lmaoaoaoaoaoao

One: OF CRAP THERE IS MORE

Four: NOOOO

[One was disconnected]

[Four was disconneted]

[Cindy joined the chat]

[Three joined the chat]

Cindy: is it me or I am hearing things exploding?

Three: Same.

Scarf: One and Four are trying to get lasagna and have failed miserably.

Cindy: lol okay wait lemme read the chat to get all this drama together.

Cindy: lololololol

Five: I know right lmao.

Cindy: Lololololol anyways lasagna does taste good.

Cindy: But I have carbonara.

Scarf: ew.

Scarf: Screw you and your white pasta.

Cindy: what!!!

Five: Scarf...

Three: oh noh.

Cindy: Say that to my face, Scarf.

Scarf: Carbonara isn't that tasty.

Una: Scarf!!!

Cindy: BOY

Cindy: You got five seconds to run.

Scarf: Oh I'm scared.

[Scarf was disconnected]

Cindy: Has anyone forgotten I am the character impersonating the Author?

Three: What did you do...

Cindy: Stuff.

Cindy: Want some carbonara.

Five: No but thanks.

Una: Thanks but no thanks. We're having lasagna.

Cindy: Ok.

Cindy: Mmmm... Carbonara, lasagna, and bolognese spaghetti. My Pasta Trinity.

Five: That sounded like you have a shrine for it.

Una: Let's not talk about it.

Cindy: Tata kids~ Godmom Cindy will question her life.-- I mean LIFE DECISIONS :)

[Cindy left the chat]

Three: ... I kinda want some pasta after all that pasta talk.

Una: You can share with me! :)

Five: Wow that is so sweet of you.

Una: I am not stingy when I want to be.

[One was connected]

One: If you heard more explosions, pay no heed to it.

One: Wait-

One: UNA.

Una: (●-●)

One: yOU SHARED WITH THREE.

One: BUT NOT WITH YOUR BROTHER.

One: WOW UNA WOW.

[One left the chat]

Una: lol no regrets.

Three: Well... Thanks Una, wanna play some idk scrabble to pass time?

Una: What is scrabble

Three: I'll teach you.

Una: Okay!-- Wait is it like chess?

Three: No why.

Five: Una and Aunty Twenty-Three played chess one time... Una cried so much when she lost in all of the matches. She only won one, and Aunty low-key let her.

Three: huh.

Una: Wow thanks for exposing me.

Five: :) no problem.

Three: Well then, Five, you wanna join?

Five: mmmmmm... Sure! :D

| Timeskip |

[Six joined the chat]

[Six added Mono]

Six: Where is it.

Mono: Where is what?

Six: My lasagna.

Mono: I placed it on the table! It had names on it as well.

Six: Seven has his lasagna, TT has hers, Una and Scarf also has theirs! Five, whom told you to make lasagna, has his as well!

Six: WHERE IS IT BAGBOY.

Mono: I just placed it on the table I don't know!

Mono: Someone must've stolen it while I was cooling it down!

Six: WHAT.

Six: This only means one thing...

Mono: What

Six: HOUSE SIX ATE MY LASAGNA

Mono: Okay I know House you likes eating our food, mostly yours, but do you really think it's her?

Six: She is the ONLY ONE gutsy enough to eat MY food.

Six: HOUSE SIX ATE IT.

[House Six joined the chat]

House Six: Ding ding ding, congrats on your below average detective skills.

Six: NOOOOOO

Six: WHY HOUSE SIX WHY

[Six was disconnected]

House Six: lol

Mono: Could you like... stop eating our food?

House Six: No. I will never stop.

House Six: Nice lasagna btw. I didn't knew you can cook.

Mono: Thanks?...

House Six: Yeah, I will eat your food- I mean talk to you later!

[House Six left the chat]

Mono: ... Sometimes I really wonder if Cindy should sometimes close the barrier between the two AUs. House Six is always raiding our kitchen.

[Mono left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.