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Homies

.: Bro Chat :.

[One is online]

One: the fuck was that noise.

[Seven's online]

Seven: What noise.

One: Like sum kinda ghost crying.

One: Istg if we have a ghost again--

Seven: Oh the torturous wails?

One: Ye those.

Seven: It's Mono, nothing to worry about.

One: The heck.

One: Why is he crying like that???

Seven: Oh cause remember what Six and Twenty-Three said that they have to stay for like a few days with their moms to some mom-daughter double bonding?

One: Oh.

Seven: Yeah lover boy's just being dramatic.

Seven: Not that I am the same. I miss Six sure but I'm not uh, wailing.

One: You have Six's pictures she sent to you printed in your room wdym.

Seven: Bro.

Seven: Her kimono is so cute c'mon don't be like that.

One: You and him are just the same.

Seven: No we ain't.

One: sIMPS

Seven: I would rephrase it as the males who drink respect woman juice daily, which I think you don't do.

One: *gasp*

One: the

One: aUDACITY.

One: I'm am a lovable guy just like the rest of you.

Seven: You are not dating on the edge you're not in our level.

One: When Two is mad it's like I am dating in the edge.

Seven: Happens to everyone when they have an angy partner.

One: You'll never know >:(

Seven: Yeah cause I have to fear of being eaten by my own girlfriend in the most non seccy way. I'll never know. Golly.

[Mono is online]

Mono: I saw my notifications.

Mono: I hear ya'll talking shit about me.

Seven: Are you done crying?

Mono: No.

Mono: and excuse you I'm not crying.

One: Then what was that noise?

Mono: It's the sad longing from the inside.

One: Don't go Mariano on us.

Seven: I may drink respect women juice daily. Mono drinks it RELIGIOUSLY.

One: He's on another level.

Seven: Yup.

Mono: Stop it.

Seven: Not until you stop crying.

Mono: I'm not crying!

One: Then are those the wails of a heartbroken ghost?

Mono: ... ghosts....

Mono: Twenty-Three likes paranormal stuff.

Seven: Oh boy this is like that one time you guys fought.

Seven: Not like I acted the same but damn man.

Mono: I miss herrrr 😭

Seven: They'll be back at Monday bro chill. It's just a few days.

Mono: No.

Mono: that's too long.

Mono: I is so lonely :(

Mono: I have no one to hug.

One: Hug your pillow then, same thing.

Mono: I'm already doing that. Still missing my Galey, it's nothing like her. Nothinggggg.

Seven: Oh my godddddd

Seven: You just can't stop won't you.

Mono: Stop pretending like you are not like me.

Mono: I SAW YOU FRAME THAT PHOTO YOU JUST PRINTED.

Mono: SO SHUT UP AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN LOOK AT ME AND MY RESPECT WOMEN MUG EVER AGAIN.

Seven: HEY

One: lmao busted.

Seven: Shush you lower level himbo.

Mono: You're the lower level himbo.

Seven: No u

Mono: No u

One: Children.

Mono: No u.

Seven: No u.

One: NO U.

One: Like do you guys even know what himbo even means.

Seven: ...

Mono: Sort of

One: Yeah now shut up both of you.

One: Now let us do something instead of wailing like a banshee and being a lonely loverboy when you know they will come back after a few days.

Mono: I think I could never.

Mono: I just want cuddles man :<

Seven: u know what?

Mono: What.

Seven: you want cuddles?

Mono: Yeah.

Seven: Move over then I'm hugging you.

One: What.

Mono: What?????

Seven: What

Seven: You want cuddles right?

Mono: Yeah but not from YOU

Seven: Well you don't have another choice now do ya?

Mono: ...

Mono: You have a point.

Seven: It's just homies hugging each other. Nothing wrong with that.

Seven: One wanna join?

One: Hell no.

Seven: Just say no homo then the magic works.

One: No.

Seven: We'll watch Encanto.

One: ...

Seven: You love Encanto

Mono: We all love Encanto wdym.

One: You had to bring that movie up....

[One sent a photo]

Mono: Although I am agreeing to the idea. Sev.... Your hug will be nothing like Twenty-Three's so idk if it'll work.

Seven: Oh my hugs are magical I will prove u wrong.

Seven: and if it doesn't work, what should I do??? Wear a wig and dress, that's what you want???

Seven: Want me to say "𝑜ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑛~"???

Mono: No. God please no.

Mono: It'll be cursed af.

Mono: You don't see me going around cosplaying as Six and saying Seeevyyyyy~~~

Seven: ...

Seven: Okay I see what you mean.

Seven: Six is cuter than you tbh.

Mono: I know cause I'm not cute I'm hot.

Seven: bitch you as colder than a chilled up musty crusty burrito that has been left for days.

Mono: Wow.

One: betrayal... Again.

Mono: No more cuddles.

One: Screw movies this is better drama

Seven: bro no pls.

Mono: You are dead to me.

Seven: bro ;-;

Mono: one step into my room I will put you in a trebuchet and yeet you to the stratosphere.

Seven: but brooo

Mono: one more word and I'll lock you in a TV after I yeet you.

Seven: :( so no more homie cuddles?

Mono: You are so mean. How could someone who offers cuddles be so mean >:(

Seven: I'm wholesome and truthful.

Mono: Apologize >:(

One: family drama? Nah, homie drama.

Seven: Okay sorry don't yeet me.

Mono: apology accepted. But you are still not to step foot on my room.

Seven: aw bro :(

Mono: I stand by to what I said.

Mono: Oh wait hold on Twenty-Three just texted me.

Seven: Oh no u dont

Seven: Resist.

Mono: You're not the boss of me.

Seven: No wonder you miss her so much.

Seven: I bet you stalk her social media don't cha

Mono: No I don't.

Mono: Usually.

One: Overprotective much?

Mono: Hey I give all the likes and loves in her posts excuse u.

Mono: and I'm trying to be less overprotective ya'know.

Seven: He's not denying it.

Mono: I'm trying my best ok >:(

One: and do you want a gold star for that?

Mono: ha ha One.

One: :)

Seven: since you must've opened the text now what are they doing?

Mono: She sent me selfies of her and Six doing so many festival games.

Mono: I'm sad.

Seven: This is why I told you to resist.

Mono: They are sure having fun...

Mono: Without us....

One: if the wails starts happening again I now have a way to tune out the noise.

Seven: Who wouldn't have fun when you get to visit a frikin FESTIVAL.

Mono: Say. Why weren't we invited in the first place?

Seven: Cause they said it was only mom and daughter bonding. Look. Even the Jester ain't there, so it's not a family bonding.

One: If it was a family bonding you both would be there since you are now considered family to their parents.

Seven: True that.

Mono: this is so sad :(

Seven: Yeah

Seven: Plus I think this is for preparations for a festival in the Maw?

One: They have festivals in the Maw???

Seven: I think so since last time I went there (Six made me and I wanted to visit my other Nome children) they were really busy.

Mono: And in that festival we can finally be there?

Seven: Yeah I think so.

Mono: Yay.

Mono: There better be shooting stuff games I love those.

Seven: Tell that to them not to me.

One: Ayo can I join in as well.

Seven: idk ask Six.

One: I'll take that as a yes.

Seven: take that as you will

Seven: So... movie?

Mono: You are still not welcome in my room.

Seven: Who said we are going to watch in your room?

Mono: I thought you were going to cuddle me.

Seven: And I thought I wasn't welcome in your room.

One: Stop fighting.

One: We're watching in the living room end of story. Mono you can still get your cuddles and I can friking watch my Encanto.

[Bread Boy is online]

Bread Boy: mOVIE MARATHON????

Bread Boy: aND CUDDLES???

Seven: One did you tell him.

One: No I tweeted and Bargainer saw it.

Mono: You should've kept it a secret.

Bread Boy: uhM rOOD

Bread Boy: I'M PART OF THE BROS TOO JOIN ME THE F IN.

Seven: Well there is always room for more...

Bread Boy: oh and skooch over Mono I also want a Seven bro hug..

Mono: what

Mono: no

Mono: There is room but not for that.

Mono: it's my cuddles

One: To what extent is your overprotectiveness?

Mono: One, shut up.

One: joking

Bread Boy: Jealous huhhhhhh

Bread Boy: SEVEN IS MY HUGGY BUDDY AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME

Mono: OH YES I CAN TAKE HIM FROM YOU

Bread Boy: MINE

Mono: NO

Seven: Oh my, bros stop 🤭

Seven: There is no need to fight 👉👈

One: Ew.

One: Seven.

One: I expected better from you.

Mono: Do that again and I will regret what I just said.

Bread Boy: And I will welcome it. SEVEN I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE

Bread Boy: ILY /platonically

One: Bargainer and Seven ship when.

Mono: no when it'll never happen.

One: Mono and Seven ship when.

Mono: One just stop.

One: no :)

Seven: Mono needs it more tho.

Seven: You heard his cries of loneliness.

Bread Boy: I have no empathy for the person

Mono: I have a name

Bread Boy: Whatever person.

Bread Boy: And who told you I don't need it as well?

Bread Boy: Flashie keeps being mean to me and giving me so much mixed messages 🥺

Bread Boy: One minute she'll be sweet then next she's so mean to me. 🥺

Bread Boy: But god I love her so much

[One sent a photo]

Seven: One you better stop it ain't funny anymore

One: Fine

One: /hj

Seven: ONE

One: Damn I'm getting on everyone's nerves.

One: And I like that. :)

Mono: Bargainerdon'tyoudaretakehimfromme

Bread Boy: Iwillbitch

Seven: Stop fighting guys :(

One: Where is Four I need him here I can't handle all these no brain celled men.

[Four is online]

Four: Me, being an empath, sensed that One needs me.

One: Yes I need you. I need your patience. I need more brain cells.

Four: And Encanto and possible movie marathon???? I will help you and let's watch.

One: If they stop then we can BUT THEY WON:T

Mono: It was supposed to be my homie hug :(

Bread Boy: I want a homie hug :(

Four: Then let's all just huddle in one big homie hug so there will be no more fighting.

Four: Mono can get his cuddles from all of us and Bargainer can also get his snuggles as well.

Four: and plus Seven has two arms, he can hug both of them in the same time.

Seven: Huh.

One: Great idea, I'll get Three's blanket. It could fit all of us in there.

Seven: I'm not opposing to the homie huddle. The more the merrier tbh.

Mono: hhhh

Mono: Fine.

Mono: But let me stay far away from Bargainer.

Bread Boy: Same goes for you person.

Mono: ...

Mono: Actually let it be in kickable range. So when he gets in my nerves I can kick him.

One: I just hope no one is around to see us homie huddling while watching Disney movies.

Four: Everyone is busy doing something today unlike us.

One: Well Three left to buy something I'mma sneak in her room now.

One: Bai.

[One is offline]

Bread Boy: The snacks are bread because I am the Bread Boy and no one is allowed to complain.

Mono: I'll zap you if you even put your hand near my face.

Bread Boy: Dang Seven I didn't knew we had a walking toaster.

Mono: BOI

Seven: He's also a walking signal provider. He enters a room and suddenly the internet becomes Flash.

Mono: Is that all I am now, that I have welcomed these powers? A toaster and good service?

Seven: ofc not bro <3

Seven: You also drag us in TVs as punishment and can compete to the Ring horror lady.

Mono: 🙂

Mono: I really hate you.

Four: Mono's tsundere arc.

Mono: shut up.

Seven: I finished the preparations in the living room btw. And One came in with Three's blanket.

Bread Boy: RACE YOU TO THE BEST SPOT MONO.

Four: Really.

Bread Boy: What

Four: A race with the guy who can just pop out of the TV.

Four: Homeboy's probably there already.

Mono: That I am :D

Bread Boy: CHEATER.

Mono: FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BITCH NOW I GET THE BEST SPOT BESIDE SEVEN HAH.

Seven: Just get yourselves over here already. One wants to watch the movie now... For the 9th time? I don't remember anymore.

| Sometime in the middle of the movie |

[Three is online]

Three: Which one of you dorks took my blanket.

Mono: Why are you still in here.

Mono: I thought we decided to kick you out?

Seven: we can't kick her out.

Three: that and I'm still here because of pity.

Seven: uh just don't step in the living room.

Three: hmmmmm

Three: I hear my girl Luisa from over here in my room.

Three: I'll tell no one if there could be some space, somewhere by the couch away from your... Huddle.

Seven: Fine. You better not tell anyone about the homie huddle

Three: We don't talk about the huddle no no no

Seven: No

Seven: I mean yes but no.

Three: We don't talk about the huddle!

Three: bUT

Three: it was a normal day. Mono was wailing and no one dared to say a word.

Seven: Oh no she's doing the thing.

Mono: Let them do the thing.

Three: Then One went in and took my things.

Three: My blanket!

Three: You telling this story or am I?

Three: Sorry Three go onnnn.

Seven: Three... You can stop...

Mono: Not continue once you start you must finish at least the whole first verse.

Three: A cuddle is what Seven provides.

Three: To a lonely soul who's crying inside.

Three: They fought on who'll be by Seven's side!

Three: Now a homie huddle is formed but anyway!

Mono: This is a miracle to see.

Seven: I read it in song form.

One: why is this noisy and why are you guys texting I know we watched the movie a lot of times but still that is kinda mean to do.

One: wait.

One: oh.

One: Don't tell Two about this.

Three: We don't talk about the huddle, no no no. We don't talk about the huddle!

Three: and also I'll be taking my blanket back once the movie's done, I know I have others but still you could've just asked me instead of stealing them.

[Three is offline]

Seven: You think we could be able to ask Three for the whole lyrics for we don't talk about the huddle.

Mono: Yes

One: uhM the mOvie??? Do not diSTURBB???

Mono: Okay okay

Seven: Sorry One.

One: Do this again we'll have to rewind the whole movie from the top.

[One is offline]

[Seven is offline]

[Mono is offline]

Wattpad: Publish Finished

I have lived once again, apologies for the disappearance but you all know I will do it again. Things are stressful and nerve wrecking nowadays but I'm doing my best to... Idk. ✨self care✨.

Also guess who has a hyperfixation for Encanto these past two, almost three, months?

Me :D

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