Homies
.: Bro Chat :.
[One is online]
One: the fuck was that noise.
[Seven's online]
Seven: What noise.
One: Like sum kinda ghost crying.
One: Istg if we have a ghost again--
Seven: Oh the torturous wails?
One: Ye those.
Seven: It's Mono, nothing to worry about.
One: The heck.
One: Why is he crying like that???
Seven: Oh cause remember what Six and Twenty-Three said that they have to stay for like a few days with their moms to some mom-daughter double bonding?
One: Oh.
Seven: Yeah lover boy's just being dramatic.
Seven: Not that I am the same. I miss Six sure but I'm not uh, wailing.
One: You have Six's pictures she sent to you printed in your room wdym.
Seven: Bro.
Seven: Her kimono is so cute c'mon don't be like that.
One: You and him are just the same.
Seven: No we ain't.
One: sIMPS
Seven: I would rephrase it as the males who drink respect woman juice daily, which I think you don't do.
One: *gasp*
One: the
One: aUDACITY.
One: I'm am a lovable guy just like the rest of you.
Seven: You are not dating on the edge you're not in our level.
One: When Two is mad it's like I am dating in the edge.
Seven: Happens to everyone when they have an angy partner.
One: You'll never know >:(
Seven: Yeah cause I have to fear of being eaten by my own girlfriend in the most non seccy way. I'll never know. Golly.
[Mono is online]
Mono: I saw my notifications.
Mono: I hear ya'll talking shit about me.
Seven: Are you done crying?
Mono: No.
Mono: and excuse you I'm not crying.
One: Then what was that noise?
Mono: It's the sad longing from the inside.
One: Don't go Mariano on us.
Seven: I may drink respect women juice daily. Mono drinks it RELIGIOUSLY.
One: He's on another level.
Seven: Yup.
Mono: Stop it.
Seven: Not until you stop crying.
Mono: I'm not crying!
One: Then are those the wails of a heartbroken ghost?
Mono: ... ghosts....
Mono: Twenty-Three likes paranormal stuff.
Seven: Oh boy this is like that one time you guys fought.
Seven: Not like I acted the same but damn man.
Mono: I miss herrrr 😭
Seven: They'll be back at Monday bro chill. It's just a few days.
Mono: No.
Mono: that's too long.
Mono: I is so lonely :(
Mono: I have no one to hug.
One: Hug your pillow then, same thing.
Mono: I'm already doing that. Still missing my Galey, it's nothing like her. Nothinggggg.
Seven: Oh my godddddd
Seven: You just can't stop won't you.
Mono: Stop pretending like you are not like me.
Mono: I SAW YOU FRAME THAT PHOTO YOU JUST PRINTED.
Mono: SO SHUT UP AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN LOOK AT ME AND MY RESPECT WOMEN MUG EVER AGAIN.
Seven: HEY
One: lmao busted.
Seven: Shush you lower level himbo.
Mono: You're the lower level himbo.
Seven: No u
Mono: No u
One: Children.
Mono: No u.
Seven: No u.
One: NO U.
One: Like do you guys even know what himbo even means.
Seven: ...
Mono: Sort of
One: Yeah now shut up both of you.
One: Now let us do something instead of wailing like a banshee and being a lonely loverboy when you know they will come back after a few days.
Mono: I think I could never.
Mono: I just want cuddles man :<
Seven: u know what?
Mono: What.
Seven: you want cuddles?
Mono: Yeah.
Seven: Move over then I'm hugging you.
One: What.
Mono: What?????
Seven: What
Seven: You want cuddles right?
Mono: Yeah but not from YOU
Seven: Well you don't have another choice now do ya?
Mono: ...
Mono: You have a point.
Seven: It's just homies hugging each other. Nothing wrong with that.
Seven: One wanna join?
One: Hell no.
Seven: Just say no homo then the magic works.
One: No.
Seven: We'll watch Encanto.
One: ...
Seven: You love Encanto
Mono: We all love Encanto wdym.
One: You had to bring that movie up....
[One sent a photo]
Mono: Although I am agreeing to the idea. Sev.... Your hug will be nothing like Twenty-Three's so idk if it'll work.
Seven: Oh my hugs are magical I will prove u wrong.
Seven: and if it doesn't work, what should I do??? Wear a wig and dress, that's what you want???
Seven: Want me to say "𝑜ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑛~"???
Mono: No. God please no.
Mono: It'll be cursed af.
Mono: You don't see me going around cosplaying as Six and saying Seeevyyyyy~~~
Seven: ...
Seven: Okay I see what you mean.
Seven: Six is cuter than you tbh.
Mono: I know cause I'm not cute I'm hot.
Seven: bitch you as colder than a chilled up musty crusty burrito that has been left for days.
Mono: Wow.
One: betrayal... Again.
Mono: No more cuddles.
One: Screw movies this is better drama
Seven: bro no pls.
Mono: You are dead to me.
Seven: bro ;-;
Mono: one step into my room I will put you in a trebuchet and yeet you to the stratosphere.
Seven: but brooo
Mono: one more word and I'll lock you in a TV after I yeet you.
Seven: :( so no more homie cuddles?
Mono: You are so mean. How could someone who offers cuddles be so mean >:(
Seven: I'm wholesome and truthful.
Mono: Apologize >:(
One: family drama? Nah, homie drama.
Seven: Okay sorry don't yeet me.
Mono: apology accepted. But you are still not to step foot on my room.
Seven: aw bro :(
Mono: I stand by to what I said.
Mono: Oh wait hold on Twenty-Three just texted me.
Seven: Oh no u dont
Seven: Resist.
Mono: You're not the boss of me.
Seven: No wonder you miss her so much.
Seven: I bet you stalk her social media don't cha
Mono: No I don't.
Mono: Usually.
One: Overprotective much?
Mono: Hey I give all the likes and loves in her posts excuse u.
Mono: and I'm trying to be less overprotective ya'know.
Seven: He's not denying it.
Mono: I'm trying my best ok >:(
One: and do you want a gold star for that?
Mono: ha ha One.
One: :)
Seven: since you must've opened the text now what are they doing?
Mono: She sent me selfies of her and Six doing so many festival games.
Mono: I'm sad.
Seven: This is why I told you to resist.
Mono: They are sure having fun...
Mono: Without us....
One: if the wails starts happening again I now have a way to tune out the noise.
Seven: Who wouldn't have fun when you get to visit a frikin FESTIVAL.
Mono: Say. Why weren't we invited in the first place?
Seven: Cause they said it was only mom and daughter bonding. Look. Even the Jester ain't there, so it's not a family bonding.
One: If it was a family bonding you both would be there since you are now considered family to their parents.
Seven: True that.
Mono: this is so sad :(
Seven: Yeah
Seven: Plus I think this is for preparations for a festival in the Maw?
One: They have festivals in the Maw???
Seven: I think so since last time I went there (Six made me and I wanted to visit my other Nome children) they were really busy.
Mono: And in that festival we can finally be there?
Seven: Yeah I think so.
Mono: Yay.
Mono: There better be shooting stuff games I love those.
Seven: Tell that to them not to me.
One: Ayo can I join in as well.
Seven: idk ask Six.
One: I'll take that as a yes.
Seven: take that as you will
Seven: So... movie?
Mono: You are still not welcome in my room.
Seven: Who said we are going to watch in your room?
Mono: I thought you were going to cuddle me.
Seven: And I thought I wasn't welcome in your room.
One: Stop fighting.
One: We're watching in the living room end of story. Mono you can still get your cuddles and I can friking watch my Encanto.
[Bread Boy is online]
Bread Boy: mOVIE MARATHON????
Bread Boy: aND CUDDLES???
Seven: One did you tell him.
One: No I tweeted and Bargainer saw it.
Mono: You should've kept it a secret.
Bread Boy: uhM rOOD
Bread Boy: I'M PART OF THE BROS TOO JOIN ME THE F IN.
Seven: Well there is always room for more...
Bread Boy: oh and skooch over Mono I also want a Seven bro hug..
Mono: what
Mono: no
Mono: There is room but not for that.
Mono: it's my cuddles
One: To what extent is your overprotectiveness?
Mono: One, shut up.
One: joking
Bread Boy: Jealous huhhhhhh
Bread Boy: SEVEN IS MY HUGGY BUDDY AND YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM FROM ME
Mono: OH YES I CAN TAKE HIM FROM YOU
Bread Boy: MINE
Mono: NO
Seven: Oh my, bros stop 🤭
Seven: There is no need to fight 👉👈
One: Ew.
One: Seven.
One: I expected better from you.
Mono: Do that again and I will regret what I just said.
Bread Boy: And I will welcome it. SEVEN I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE
Bread Boy: ILY /platonically
One: Bargainer and Seven ship when.
Mono: no when it'll never happen.
One: Mono and Seven ship when.
Mono: One just stop.
One: no :)
Seven: Mono needs it more tho.
Seven: You heard his cries of loneliness.
Bread Boy: I have no empathy for the person
Mono: I have a name
Bread Boy: Whatever person.
Bread Boy: And who told you I don't need it as well?
Bread Boy: Flashie keeps being mean to me and giving me so much mixed messages 🥺
Bread Boy: One minute she'll be sweet then next she's so mean to me. 🥺
Bread Boy: But god I love her so much
[One sent a photo]
Seven: One you better stop it ain't funny anymore
One: Fine
One: /hj
Seven: ONE
One: Damn I'm getting on everyone's nerves.
One: And I like that. :)
Mono: Bargainerdon'tyoudaretakehimfromme
Bread Boy: Iwillbitch
Seven: Stop fighting guys :(
One: Where is Four I need him here I can't handle all these no brain celled men.
[Four is online]
Four: Me, being an empath, sensed that One needs me.
One: Yes I need you. I need your patience. I need more brain cells.
Four: And Encanto and possible movie marathon???? I will help you and let's watch.
One: If they stop then we can BUT THEY WON:T
Mono: It was supposed to be my homie hug :(
Bread Boy: I want a homie hug :(
Four: Then let's all just huddle in one big homie hug so there will be no more fighting.
Four: Mono can get his cuddles from all of us and Bargainer can also get his snuggles as well.
Four: and plus Seven has two arms, he can hug both of them in the same time.
Seven: Huh.
One: Great idea, I'll get Three's blanket. It could fit all of us in there.
Seven: I'm not opposing to the homie huddle. The more the merrier tbh.
Mono: hhhh
Mono: Fine.
Mono: But let me stay far away from Bargainer.
Bread Boy: Same goes for you person.
Mono: ...
Mono: Actually let it be in kickable range. So when he gets in my nerves I can kick him.
One: I just hope no one is around to see us homie huddling while watching Disney movies.
Four: Everyone is busy doing something today unlike us.
One: Well Three left to buy something I'mma sneak in her room now.
One: Bai.
[One is offline]
Bread Boy: The snacks are bread because I am the Bread Boy and no one is allowed to complain.
Mono: I'll zap you if you even put your hand near my face.
Bread Boy: Dang Seven I didn't knew we had a walking toaster.
Mono: BOI
Seven: He's also a walking signal provider. He enters a room and suddenly the internet becomes Flash.
Mono: Is that all I am now, that I have welcomed these powers? A toaster and good service?
Seven: ofc not bro <3
Seven: You also drag us in TVs as punishment and can compete to the Ring horror lady.
Mono: 🙂
Mono: I really hate you.
Four: Mono's tsundere arc.
Mono: shut up.
Seven: I finished the preparations in the living room btw. And One came in with Three's blanket.
Bread Boy: RACE YOU TO THE BEST SPOT MONO.
Four: Really.
Bread Boy: What
Four: A race with the guy who can just pop out of the TV.
Four: Homeboy's probably there already.
Mono: That I am :D
Bread Boy: CHEATER.
Mono: FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BITCH NOW I GET THE BEST SPOT BESIDE SEVEN HAH.
Seven: Just get yourselves over here already. One wants to watch the movie now... For the 9th time? I don't remember anymore.
| Sometime in the middle of the movie |
[Three is online]
Three: Which one of you dorks took my blanket.
Mono: Why are you still in here.
Mono: I thought we decided to kick you out?
Seven: we can't kick her out.
Three: that and I'm still here because of pity.
Seven: uh just don't step in the living room.
Three: hmmmmm
Three: I hear my girl Luisa from over here in my room.
Three: I'll tell no one if there could be some space, somewhere by the couch away from your... Huddle.
Seven: Fine. You better not tell anyone about the homie huddle
Three: We don't talk about the huddle no no no
Seven: No
Seven: I mean yes but no.
Three: We don't talk about the huddle!
Three: bUT
Three: it was a normal day. Mono was wailing and no one dared to say a word.
Seven: Oh no she's doing the thing.
Mono: Let them do the thing.
Three: Then One went in and took my things.
Three: My blanket!
Three: You telling this story or am I?
Three: Sorry Three go onnnn.
Seven: Three... You can stop...
Mono: Not continue once you start you must finish at least the whole first verse.
Three: A cuddle is what Seven provides.
Three: To a lonely soul who's crying inside.
Three: They fought on who'll be by Seven's side!
Three: Now a homie huddle is formed but anyway!
Mono: This is a miracle to see.
Seven: I read it in song form.
One: why is this noisy and why are you guys texting I know we watched the movie a lot of times but still that is kinda mean to do.
One: wait.
One: oh.
One: Don't tell Two about this.
Three: We don't talk about the huddle, no no no. We don't talk about the huddle!
Three: and also I'll be taking my blanket back once the movie's done, I know I have others but still you could've just asked me instead of stealing them.
[Three is offline]
Seven: You think we could be able to ask Three for the whole lyrics for we don't talk about the huddle.
Mono: Yes
One: uhM the mOvie??? Do not diSTURBB???
Mono: Okay okay
Seven: Sorry One.
One: Do this again we'll have to rewind the whole movie from the top.
[One is offline]
[Seven is offline]
[Mono is offline]
Wattpad: Publish Finished
I have lived once again, apologies for the disappearance but you all know I will do it again. Things are stressful and nerve wrecking nowadays but I'm doing my best to... Idk. ✨self care✨.
Also guess who has a hyperfixation for Encanto these past two, almost three, months?
Me :D
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