Okay, I really wanted to make a fanfic outta this, but I'll do this chat first.

Enjoy thy ride, in a fantasy whismical convo land!

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~ Six has conjured a magical link ~

~ Six connected Seven, Two, One, Three, Bread Boy, Four ~

Six: Hear ye, hear ye. Queen Veronica or the Lady has once again sent her Royal Gaurds into the Towns, trying to capture the helpless children.

One: LIES.

Seven: She has once again tried to capture us.

Two: Are... are you sure about this, oh great scorceress?

Six: Aye, I have seen them circling the Forest surrounding our Town, setting up traps and planning to raid each and every town - aside ours.

One: You have bargained your life and loyalty to the Queen over our protection so they don't attack us!

Six: I would never!

Three: I think they haven't attacked us for our best hiding spot.

Six: I agree to the Seer.

Four: Oh great.

Seven: We infiltrated a Royal Gaurd camp, thus we knew about this terrifying news.

Bread Boy: Why should we care? They haven't tried to attack our Town, so why bother?

Six: We must save our own kind, Baker Bread Boy. So if you would want to stick your arse on the seat then better make sure you have a chamber to hide yourself.

Bread Boy: uhm rUDE.

Seven: Oof, I deem thee, Baker Bread Boy, burned.

One: HERESY, HERESY. THESE ARE LIES.

Two: One, calm thyself!

One: These are all lies! You are just scaring us!

Six: I would not jest about such serious thing, Farmer One. Seven and I have found out they had attacked a town near ours, Orion Town, and I know from my own two eyes the wreckage.

One: HERESY, HERESY. BURN THE WITCH.

Two: One, with respect, silence.

One: But-

Two: SILENCE BEFORE I SEW YOUR MOUTH.

One: ●-●

Six: Thank you Seamtress Two, only you can understand such dire times.

Two: Anyone could, One is just, as the bandits says it, sh00keth.

Bread Boy: Okay but can I get a reason to why the Lady wants to capture us? She has ordered to kill our families who didn't want to serve the Queen, we have ran and made our own Towns and haven't even tried to start a revolt on her. Why would she attack us?

Three: Oh gee I don't know, because she is evil?

Six: Actually there is a reason, the Queen has made a restaurant ship and serves her people a treat. It's her way to win the hearts of the people.

Four: I don't feel like asking this but what are the main courses?...

Seven: Our own flesh and blood, Blacksmith Four.

Four: *gags*

One: CANNIBALISM?! THAT IS JUST-

Two: Like the bandits says it, eeeeeeeeeewwwwww.

Three: May I say I have seen this all happen in my dreams?

Six: Yes, your visions could help us, great Seer. What else have you seen?

Three: Different dimensions, Scorceress. It was like I have tried eating your 'questionable' herbs like Four once did.

Six: Oh okay- Wait what?!

Four: It felt like I was on the top of the world.

Bread Boy: It was the most hilarious and frieghtening time.

Three: I have seen a world with intresting gadgets, they used it to chat. I loved it when they sent hilarious picture of jokes, or as they say it, a meme.

Six: Interesting...

Three: I have seen a world with children stuck in a ship that goes deep below the ocean floor with mythical beings in them. There was another world with children living in a House doing hilarious things. There was another one with hunters, vampires and werewolves and the like. There was another world with an Arena in a ship going deep the ocean floor....

Three: I am terrified but entranced from the glimpses I saw.

Seven: Is there anything that could help us, from the visions you've seen?

Three: Aye! I have seen us alongside the dark assassin Twenty-Three fighting a witch, the Songbird, to save a healer named Leonna who will help us!

One: Assassin? How did you know that?

Three: With the robes she wore.

Two: Like what the bandits says it, duh.

Three: Agreed.

Six: Hold on, I think we can ask her.

~ Six connected Twenty-Three ~

Six: Twenty-Three, my own blood relative. Evidences shows us you'll help us save healer Leonna from the evil hands of an evil witch called the Songbird, will you do it?

Twenty-Three: Uhm... all about that.....

Seven: What? There is no coin so you won't do it?

Twenty-Three: No, it's just I'm a born healer that used to go by the name of Leonna, who became an assassin for better reasons, and my rebellious stage was being an evil witch called the Songbird.

Six: Oh wait-- Shite right you went off the grid in your younger ears.

Three: What.

Twenty-Three: I thought you knew about that?

Six: They could be other people, you know.

Twenty-Three: I'm quite sure there is no other witch named Songbird aside myself.

Bread Boy: Wait you can do both light and dark magicks?

Twenty-Three: Yes.

Three: What.

Seven: So... You are now being hired to save yourself from... yourself?

Four: Such complex thought.

Twenty-Three: As it seems.

Three: What.

One: WHAT A STRANGE VISION.

Three: I saw three different figures of yourself! How...

Twenty-Three: Perhaps it means I will help you threefold. What is happening by the way?

Six: The Queen has sent Royal Guards to capture children for her cannibalist restaurant ship.

Twenty-Three: ew.

Two: I know right?

One: The world has become so wrong, so so wrong.

Four: We can just hope it all goes away.

Six: Or we can do something about it.

Twenty-Three: Adventure??? I want in on it.

Three: *convulsing*

Bread Boy: uhm, Seer Three, are you alright? You look like being possessed.

Three: I HAD A NEW VISION.

Six: What is it?

Three: There is a child still alive in the Orion Town, we saved him. Unfortunately the servants of the Shadow Mistress who took the Noble Seven and we had to save him too. Then we had to strike a bargain with the Shadow Mistress.

Seven: Oh wow you just spoiled my fate.

Three: It is for the greated good! Beware of where you tread Noble Seven.

Seven: I was captured and seen my brother and sister get killed infront of my own two eyes, I have been to worse.

~ Seven's magical link was disconnected ~

Six: Said too soon.

Bread Boy: I think I just saw him being took by the shadows.

Six: Oh great, the Shadow Mistress just took him.

Two: Should we go save him?

One: What are you gonna do? Sew the shadows together?

Two: What are you gonna do? Whip them with wheat?

Three: Farmer One and Seamtress Two! Calm thyselves!

Four: I could hand you both a big needle and a sickle in order for you two to duel.

Six: We are not fighting among ourselves!

Two: Actually that is not a bad idea.

One: I would never hurt a girl.

Two: Oh but I would hurt a boy, so be careful on where you tread.

Twenty-Three: I like this girl.

Two: Oh uhm thanks then.

Three:You know I don't need to have a vision to see you love/hate each other.

Six: Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

Two: Uhm. No?!

One: Do not start doing this, this is disgusting.

Three: you guys are in L to the O to the V to the E!

Two: EWWWWWW

One: Nononononono

Twenty-Three: Awh you two are blushing.

Two: DO NOT LOOK AT ME.

One: I'm not?!?!?!?

Bread Boy: Awh, but I thought all the ladies like me.

Two: It's just people who are blinder than Three that can like you.

Three: So blinder than the blind? Okay.

Six: Sizzle sizzle goes the fire on Bargainer's back.

Bread Boy: you are so mean.

Four: May I just say that even if Seven is captured... we are not doing anything about it?

Six: Oh shite, right.

Twenty-Three: Two and One are being a major setback.

Two: Who even told you to do that thing you guys like to do huh?

Six: It was involuntary. But anyways! You should head to the Orion Town, then save the fair maiden Seven from the evil hands of the Shadow Mistress.

Three: Aye.

One: ... Are you not coming?

Six: As much I want to join this delightful expidition, I must protect our Town. I must make sure the Royal Gaurds never find our place. Three cannot join due to her... disabilities and could have more visions.

Three: Yup.

Twenty-Three: I can come in exchange of you Six.

Six: Yes that would be nice.

Two: Twenty-Three teach me the ways of assassination and healing. I have learned simple magics in my younger years but now I would like to fight and heal if the Queen's Guards plan to attack.

Twenty-Three: Oh uhm, sure. We could learn while trekking through the Forest.

Two: I will celebrate as the bandits say it, YASSSSSSSSSS.

One: Hanging around with bandits, you are planning to sell our land to them don't you?

Two: Stop it with you and your unbelievable hunches.

One: Well there is unbelievable things like magic and you saving yourself from yourself so therefore not applicable.

Two: :P

One: That is so childish of you!

Two: :P

Six: Okay back to the quest at hand please.

Two: So I am coming to this rescue mission.

One: I'm joining too, my years of training in the barn will come to good use.

Three: I just realized how scary our Town is. We got farmers who knows how to fight.

One: I'm also a hunter, you know.

Three: Okay well still scary.

Four: Being a blacksmith makes me know how to weild a sword, obviously. I'll be joining.

Bread Boy: I shall pack you all bountiful of bread for the expidition and I bid you a good luck.

Six: I shall give you a map leading to the Orion Town if ever you would get lost.

Four: Wait I think Bread Boy should come with us.

Bread Boy: Why?!?!?!

Two: You are the Bargainer. As said by Three, we will set a bargain with the Shadow Mistress. You set bargain with the Shadow Mistress for having the title of being the Bargainer.

Three: Oh yeah, tis true.

One: HA! The time has come that your bagaining skills come to a good use!

Four: Or come to his end.

Bread Boy: Okay fine.

Two: If you get hurt no own will save your arse.

Bread Boy: OH WOW OKAY THANKS I DON'T NEED IT ANYWAYS.

Twenty-Three: Seeing I will be the only one truely experienced on fighting in this group, Scorceress should I take the role as leader?

Six: Oh yes, this band of merry boys and girls could die without your killing expertise.

Twenty-Three: Grrrreaaat.

Two: We should get going while there is still sun.

Twenty-Three: Agreed.

Six: Three and I will be here in the magical crystal, we will see everything that would be happening and could aid in some parts. Like of there will ge riddles and your brains would not handle such questions.

Four: uhm wow okay thanks.

Three: I will pray for your safety and success.

Twenty-Three: Well then, five minutes of packing up what is most important and we will meet at the mouth of the Forest. Until then, be prepared for the worst like bandit attacks and the Shadow Mistress's servants attacking us.

Twenty-Three: Or some wild predator attacking us as an afternoon snack.

| Timeskip |

Six: It has been hours since you have left, and by now it is nightfall. What is the news?

Two: I have... been through many things and I have seen many things.

One: Two, calm down.

Three: Seen things?

Two: I... I have started training while we have been trekking on this forest.

Two: I suddenly fell on a hole, and fell to an endless loop of portals.

Two: I have went to the Mirror Dimension.

Two: Don't drink the tea Twenty-Three gives you, just don't.

Twenty-Three: She's still, as she says it, sh00keth from the training I give her.

Six: That I can see.

Two: Never go to cliffs with your mentor behind you. You may never know when she'll push you off.

Three: excuse me WHAT.

Four: Along the way we reached a cliff, there was a bale of leaves below and Twenty-Three pushed Two off.

Twenty-Three: She has a long way to go before she could execute the Leap of Faith even mildly perfect.

Six: Okay aside from that nothing else happened?

Bread Boy: Nothing that could threaten our lives.

One: The farther we walk it seems like the darkness is surrounding us.

Twenty-Three: The Dark Mist helps us hide from the servants of the Shadow Mistress.

One: Then why did you terrify us like that before we left???

One: Not that I am terrified or anything.

Two: I have been to worst One, you have no right to be this terrified.

Twenty-Three: Well there will be times the Dark Mist might not cloak us. We always must be prepared for attacks.

Six: Well tis true.

Bread Boy: I was only dragged to this.

Four: It's your fault you've been named Bargainer, now you live up to your name.

Bread Boy: ugh fine.

Two: Hey everyone, this place seems familiar.

Six: Really? Show me.

Twenty-Three: It doesn't look like the Orion Town or anything...

~ Scarf is magically connected ~

~ Raincoat Girl is magically connected ~

~ The Pretender is magiacally connected ~

~ Flashlight Girl is magically connected ~

~ Five is magically connected ~

One: BANDITS!!!

Twenty-Three: By good God Scorceress, your magical link must be so weak that they were able to be connected.

Six: silence your muck mouth.

Two: OMG HEYO MY MAIN PEEPS!

Flashlight Girl: lmao heyo bivtch u came back!!!

Three: Just what...

One: Bandits speak another kind of language no one could ever understand.

Raincoat Girl: Ya'll terrorizing our turf, yeet or get yeeted.

Four: Two, you understand them, pls tell us what they are saying.

Two: She means we are in their territory, we should get back or they'll kill us.

One: But we need to head to the Orion Town.

Twenty-Three: Permission to kill them?

Six: Not yet.

Raincoat Girl: uhm wow das rude.

Two: RCG we need to head to the Orion Town and save some kid who we don't know who it is.

Raincoat Girl: hmmm sure, get in my dudes.

Two: thank you my dude.

The Pretender: A boy huh? The one in Orion Town? Ah he's in a cage.

Six: uh WHAT.

Five: We saw him and healed him, then since we didn't know who he is we caged him lol.

Six: You look so... precious to be a bandit.

Five: Aw thanks, I use my precious power in order to get what I want. UwU

Six: ...

The Pretender: The kid got no alcohol so we caged him.

Three: wine?...

Raincoat Girl: Bestie is still salty from being excommunicated by her royal family so she drinks her sorrows away.

The Pretender: i AM PRINCESS OF THE NEST AND I HAVE ROYALTY IN MY BLOOD, I SHOULD NOT BE A DIRTY LOWLY BANDIT. SMH SMH

Scarf: Sis, with no respect, stfu.

Three: What?

Two: He said the Pretender should shut up. Scarf is the adopted prince of the Nest.

Scarf: Yo!

Three: uhm... Yo...

Six: Well I think we can strike a bargain, RIGHT BARGAINER????

Five: A bargain? With what?

Bread Boy: Well...

The Pretender: If u have alcohol I will trade u the kid.

Bread Boy: Well you are in luck your High - no, Your Majesty - I have the best wine one could ever steal from the greatest wine cellars.

The Pretender: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE MY REGALNESS.

The Pretender: We have a deal.

Bread Boy: Thank you your Fairness!

The Pretender: omg i am so loving the compliments I'm getting lol.

Raincoat Girl: Yeah sure Bestie sure...

Twenty-Three: uhm wow, you really just went and let her drink.

Two: We're still... minors.

Six: Can you bring us the kid.

The Pretender: hm sure, slave get the kid.

Scarf: F you, I am not your slave.

The Pretender: DO WHAT I TELL YOU BOY.

Scarf: Fine.

Raincoat Girl: oof Bestie chill.

One: Slowly we can also understand their language.

Four: It's very easy, actually.

Six: Kindly connect him to the magical crystal, thank you.

Scarf: oof okay.

~ Mono is magically connected ~

Mono: Finally my saviors came, do you know how hard it is to stay in a cage, keep your composture, and listen to them talking their urban language???

Flashlight Girl: Y0u just d0n't appreciate what we d0 y0u Karen :)

Mono: I am not Karen, what does that even mean?!

Flashlight Girl: simp.

Mono: Just shut your mouth.

Flashlight Girl: lmao no u stfu jerk.

One: MONO MI AMIGO.

Mono: Oh hey One.

Three: You know each other???

One: I hunt with the greatest hunter there is all the time.

Mono: I will not die that easily.

Six: I'm not surprised it was you we had to save. Now will you join us in the quest to save Seven, the Noble you met once?

Mono: Oh, no 'Greetings Mono, thank God you are alive I heard the Orion Town got raided by the Royal Gaurds'?

Six: Greetings Mono, thank God you are alive I heard the Orion Town got raided by the Royal Gaurds. I'm not surprised it was you we had to save. Now will you join us in the quest to save Seven, the Noble you met once?

Mono: I figured. Sure.

Twenty-Three: Great, do you know how to fight?

Mono: Yes.

Twenty-Three: Thank God another kid who knows how to fight. Glad for you to join the band.

Mono: Wait who are you?

Twenty-Three: You don't need to know that.

The Pretender: Gimme my wine.

Bread Boy: Of course please doing business with you, Your Highness.

The Pretender: YASSSS

~ The Pretender is disconnected ~

Raincoat Girl: Wait, where are you guys going?

Three: I would not like to tell this to a bandit, but we have a plan to bring down the Queen, but we need to set a bargain with the Shadow Mistress.

Scarf: oh hah sure break a leg with that.

~ Scarf is disconnected ~

Raincoat Girl: Okay I so wanna join, can I join???

Twenty-Three: oh yes sure.

Five: I can help too :)

Flashlight Girl: square up and lets yeet outta here. I don't wanna handle the royal pain.

Bread Boy: What???

Two: She meant get ready and let's get out of here. She doesn't want to handle the Pretender.

Bread Boy: oh...

Six: Well then, it is time for you all to head to the Shadow Mistress... Good luck to you all.

Wattpad: Publish Finished.

To
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