Family Drama
[The Entertainer created a chat]
[The Entertainer added the Lady]
The Entertainer: Hi sis :)
The Lady: What.
The Entertainer: Do you notice that most of the kids chat, while we, the adults, don't?
The Lady: I did and I don't care. Most of their chats are about crazy stuff like about memes or something.
The Entertainer: Yeah... So why don't we add all the adults and have our own specific chat?
The Lady: Er, sure... whatever...
The Entertainer: Thanks big sis :)
The Lady: Sure...
[The Entertainer added The Sadistic Teacher, The Hunter, Rodger, Granny, Chef 1, Chef 2]
[The Broadcaster joined the chat]
Rodger: What is this?
The Entertainer: The heck Broadcaster.
The Broadcaster: I can hack, you didn't need to add me.
The Sadistic Teacher: Broadcaster we talked about that hacking stuff.
The Broadcaster: U R NOT MY NANNY!
The Sadistic Teacher: And that you made MONO do hacking stuff too! My goodness!
The Broadcaster: It's a family talent! I am proud my boy does hacking now too
[Mono joined the chat]
Mono: Lol yea sure u are.
[Mono left the chat]
The Entertainer: ...
The Entertainer: How did he bypass my password?..
The Broadcaster: SO PROUD. :')
The Sadistic Teacher: That is nothing to be PROUD about!
The Broadcaster: Again, U ARE NOT MY NANNY!
The Sadistic Teacher: *sighs exaperatedly*
Granny: Oh I know how it feels to look after all of these... adult children.
The Sadistic Teacher: Understandable for you, you're old.
Granny: But with your look you are old too.
The Sadistic Teacher: what.
The Broadcaster: EYYY
The Hunter: GET REKT TEACH.
Chef 1: EYYYYY BURRRNNN
Chef 2: GRANNY I DIDN'T KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YA!
Granny: You're welcome boys.
The Lady: So this is how the kids feel like when they chat huh?
The Entertainer: I think so...
The Broadcaster: Hi ;)
The Entertainer: Ew what.
The Broadcaster: Hi Lady ;)
The Lady: Hello.
Rodger: ...
The Broadcaster: Are you ice?
The Lady: Uh... Why?...
The Broadcaster: Cuz you look nICE. ;)
The Sadistic Teacher: BROADCASTER WHAT THE HECK!!!
Chef 1: Ew.
The Lady: What?
Chef 1: It's not you who is ew ma'am, but the thin Broadcaster flirting you.
The Broadcaster: Why? Scared I'll take her? ;)
The Hunter: Just stop the winkys.
The Broadcaster: Does it bother you? ;)
The Hunter: Does it bother YOU? ;)
The Broadcaster: No pls.
The Sadistic Teacher: You are seriously immature.
Rodger: Er... Hi :)
The Sadistic Teacher: ... Hi :)
Chef 1: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Chef 2: KANYE FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?!
Granny: CHEF 2
Granny: THEY JUST PUT SMILEY FACES IT MEANS NOTHING.
The Hunter: MY JANITORTEACHER HEART SQUEALS!
The Sadistic Teacher: WHAT.
Rodger: Err no...
Chef 1: *plays the piano of 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' in off key*
The Entertainer: aNYTHING BUT OFF KEY PLAYING!
The Entertainer: *pushes Chef 1 off the seat and playes 'Can You Feel The Love Tonight' c o r r e c t l y with perfect intonation*
Chef 1: Party pooper!
The Entertainer: T r y m e f a t p i g
Chef 1: Gaaaasssppp
Chaf 2: Lol brother you got rekt.
Chef 1: Self burn cuz we are twins!
Granny: THIS WAS A BAD IDEA ENTERTAINER.
The Entertainer: Actually I am glad I didn't add Scientist and Nanny.
The Sadistic Teacher: Add them!
Granny: Especially Nanny!
The Entertainer: You say so...
[The Entertainer added The Scientist and Nanny]
Granny: NANNY! :D
Nanny: GRANNY! :D
Rodger: You know each other?
Granny: We share tips on how to take care of very annoying kids.
Nanny: I did a good job raising Songbird after all.
The Entertainer: W h a t.
The Entertainer: Her name is L e o n n a.
Rodger: Wat who is Leonna?
Chef 1: 23.
Rodger: Oh right.
The Sadistic Teacher: I did not know what.
The Lady: Sis.
The Entertainer: And your boss k i d n a p p e d her.
Nanny: Well you two are reunited now right? So please don't get angry at me and be angry at... Him.
The Entertainer: Just saying Him makes me angry you know :)
The Broadcaster: Like mom like daughter it seems.
The Lady: You do not wanna know.
The Broadcaster: But I would like to know you, Lady ;)
The Hunter: Ew.
The Sadistic Teacher: ONE MORE WINKY BROADCASTER I'LL BAN YOU.
Rodger: Chill.
The Sadistic Teacher: He is like that and it is annoying.
The Lady: I am already used to people like him, it's okay.
The Broadcaster: Really beautiful Lady? ;)
The Lady: ...
The Scientist: She's trying to keep her cool.
The Lady: No I'm not! Go back to experimenting.
The Scientist: Hypothesis, she's blushing.
The Broadcaster: Ooooh wanna go out sometimes Lady? ;)
The Scientist: Hypothesis, she's thinking hard.
The Hunter: Since when are you a love expert?
The Scientist: Always B)
Nanny: When did this chat become so...
The Entertainer: I was expecting it to be very mature like but... seems like we are just like the kids...
Granny: You said it.
The Lady: Er... Tough choice.
The Lady: Wait it's not. No
The Broadcaster: :O </3
The Hunter: Wow Elsa much?
The Scientist: My hypothesis is wrong?...
The Scientist: UNACCEPTABLE!
Rodger: That was sad.
The Entertainer: Hey sis try some of dating again c'mon c'mon.
The Lady: uM
Granny: Maryyyy
The Entertainer: Shhh Mom.
Nanny: Excuse me what.
Granny: Yeah The Entertainer is an LN OC which is the Lady's sister, meaning she's my daughter too if the thoery the Lady is my daughter is true.
Nanny: So Songbird--
The Entertainer: TWENTY-THREE OR LEONNA IF YOU PLEASE
Nanny: ... Twenty-Three is your granddaughter too?
Granny: Omg I didn't notice that...
The Entertainer: Go on a date sissss!!
The Lady: ...
The Broadcaster: So?...
The Lady: Sure. A date? Better be somewhere nice.
The Scientist: MY HYPOTHESIS IS RIGHT! YES!!!
The Broadcaster: :D <3
The Lady: Just stop that... please...
Chef 1: MY LADYCASTER HEART MAN
Rodger: That's nice.
The Hunter: Wait I thought you like the Lady?
The Broadcaster: yOU DO??
Rodger: No, my feeling has disappeared and I have a new crush.
The Hunter: Wooh that's good then!
Chef 2: SQUEEEEELLL WHO IS THIS FINE WOMAN????
The Scientist: Oh wow that's something!
Granny: ... Since when are they fangirls?
The Lady: A secret they tried to hide.
Rodger: She's nice.
The Entertainer: And?...
Rodger: Somewhat mean but she gives kids tough love!
The Sadistic Teacher: huh.
Chef 2: SQUEEEELLL
Chef 1: SQUEEEEELLL
The Hunter: SQUUEEEEELLL
Granny: Oh my goodness...
Nanny: I know...
Nanny: 'Omg when were they fangirls?'
Granny: Yup.
Chef 2: TELL US MORE MANNN
Rodger: She has a neck like a giraffe...
The Hunter: lol is that Pirates of Caribbean reference.
Rodger: She does have a long neck tho...
Chef 1: hmmmmm.
The Lady: It's nice you're gettin romance too Janitor.
Rodger: Yeah, although I can't see, I can really say I am blindly in love.
Chef 1: Lol ye u are.
Chef 2: But you can imagine herrr righhttt???
The Broadcaster: Welp, the kids aren't the only ones who get romance now.
The Entertainer: mhm.
The Broadcaster: Oh by way, I have some nice Monee chats in-law, wanna read them?
The Entertainer: Ooo, yes please!
The Sadistic Teacher: BROADCASTER, PRIVACY.
The Broadcaster: lol no such thing for protective parents, right future in-law?
The Entertainer: yUP.
The Broadcaster: I will send the chat pics :D
The Entertainer: EEEEEEE MY GIRRRL
The Entertainer: Oh wait hold on. I knew all this time but never had the time to do this.
[The Entertainer added Mono]
The Entertainer: So you're the guy my baby girl has been talking about huh? Well you are okay. I like you for my daughter, you'll do well. But even if I do accept your relationship with her, hurt my baby girl I will stitch you up with my metal strings and turn you to a black poor frog so yOU BETTER TREAT HER RIGHT OKAY OR ELSE YOU'LL BE SORRY.
The Broadcaster: *sips coffee*
Mono: Uh... yes Ma'am...
The Entertainer: Please, just call me mother-in-law already :)
Mono: Uh....
Mono: MOM THAT ENTH TIME YOU SAID THAT - Twenty-Three
The Broadcaster: Omg you two are TOGETHER RIGHT NOW omg OMG SQUUUUEEEEEELLL
The Entertainer: SQUEEEEEELLLL
The Lady: .......
Mono: MOM - Twenty-Three
Mono: DAD
The Broadcaster: hhhhhhmmmm just go back to cuddling mmmmm okayyy???
Mono: Er... sure....
The Entertainer: Don't do things you shouldn't do!
Mono: Oh my goodness Mama... - Twenty-Three
The Entertainer: Love you ~♥!
[The Broadcaster kicked Mono out of the chat]
Granny: They will be in-laws... then... My head is aching from the thought.
Nanny: Don't think about it much.
Rodger: Who are the fangirls again?
The Entertainer: It was just for them...
The Broadcaster: My Monee heart in-law
The Entertainer: I know in-law.
The Lady: ... They'll be in-laws...
Rodger: FUTURE in-laws.
The Sadistic Teacher: The kids have many years to grow before you can really be in-laws you know.
The Entertainer: What should be the color of the wedding invitation cards?
Chef 1: Wait what.
The Hunter: Aren't you thinking too fast?
The Broadcaster: Probably something brown and mint green.
The Sadistic Teacher: Seriously Broadcaster???
The Scientist: Brown and mint green goes together perfectly like PB&J, like Me and Experimenting, like the Lady and the Broadcaster, like Rodger and the Sadistic Teacher.
Granny: Seriously???
The Scientist: And, brown and mint green are beautiful earthen colors.
The Entertainer: OMG a NATURE wedding!!!
The Broadcaster: OMG YES!!!
The Lady: Sis you are thinking too fast! I mean seriously Six and the brat have plans like that when they are old enough but do you see me be elated for the wedding?
Chef 1: You literally ran to me and told me to prepare a yellow and blue wedding cake with any decoration but must have marzipan Six and Seven on top.
Chef 2: Yup.
The Lady: yOU SNITCH.
The Entertainer: lol who is the pretty excited parent now??
The Broadcaster: i think we all just want the happiness for the kids right?
The Lady: Yeah especially when one wrote a long list of your misdeeds.
The Entertainer: You two have problem kids, I can say my angel is, an angel.
Nanny: Until He kidnapped her.
The Entertainer: Then she became an awesome battle angel.
The Hunter: A L I T A
The Entertainer: Y E S!!!
The Broadcaster: He was so cute when he was young.... younger
The Broadcaster: In-law would you like Mono's baby pics?
The Entertainer: Let's trade baby pics and embarrassing moments!
The Broadcaster: Oh yes!
[Mono joined the chat]
Mono: NONONONONONONONONONONO DON'T DO IT DAD PLEASE.
Mono: MAMA DON'T - Twenty-Three
The Broadcaster: Too late.
The Entertainer: Aw poor boy, you got chased by a squirrel cult when you were four???
Mono: lol I know so hilarious - Twenty-Three
[Mono was disconneted]
[The Joker joined the chat]
The Entertainer: *gasp*
Nanny: And here he is.
Chef 1: Woah this ain't DC uni dude GTFO
The Hunter: lol yes GTFO
The Joker: *sigh* I am not the DC Joker, I am Cindy's OC.
The Entertainer: YOU
The Lady: Sister....
Granny: Mary...
The Joker: You.
The Entertainer: YOU KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER.
The Joker: That I did, and?
The Entertainer: YOU STOLE HER FROM ME. YOU MADE HER A TOY. YOU USED HER FOR MONEY. YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED FOR WHAT YOU DID!!!
The Joker: Yes yes I do admit those past misdeeds, but I had to. I have a business to prosper.
The Entertainer: You monster! My baby girl Twenty-Three didn't want to be in that filthy Circus of yours! She wanted to come home to me! BUT YOU TOOK HER AWAY, WHY? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE HER GODFATHER?!
The Broadcaster: OMG WAT
The Lady: Hold on what.
Chef 1: *stopper sound of a Gramophone*
The Hunter: That is what really happened.
The Scientist: Family drama ugh.
The Joker: Maybe it was because I am her Godfather, or the fact she had an extreme talent that I can teach her, or the fact she was in the Maw where there was only one fate for the children, and I saved her.
The Entertainer: If you only remember the fact YOU cursed her, YOU controlled her, YOU forced her. All this time she was complying to YOUR wishes, YOUR greed, and SHE couldn't do anything to fight it off because lemme say it again: YOU CURSED HER, CONTROLLED HER, FORCED HER, AND MADE HER LIFE UTTER [Expletive]!
The Lady: Are we gonna ignore that the Joker is Twenty-Three's Godfather?
The Entertainer: Well, remember that time when J&J Circus visited the Maw?
The Lady: Of course I do, I let them in.
The Entertainer: The first J was Joker, the other J was.... Jester.
The Joker: Who was my best friend.
The Lady: O M G. So Jester was the father!
The Entertainer: WHOM JOKER HAVE MURDERED AFTER I GOT PREGNANT WITH LEONNA. JESTER EVEN TOLD ME THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HER GODFATHER!!!
Granny: Seriously?!
The Lady: I tried to calm her down before she miscarriged the baby... I didn't ask who was the father... Gladly she fought it off.
The Entertainer: I couldn't let the child of the man I love die with him. With that I fought those urges!
Nanny: Man Joker.
Chef 1: That's just... wrong. But there is other stuff that is wrong in this world.
The Hunter: Seriously man you killed your best friend?!
The Broadcaster: There was so much evilness in here... Fortunately, Twenty-Three fought it off, so I still accept her and I am siding my In-law!
The Entertainer: Thank you Broadcaster.
The Joker: I did not murder him!
The Entertainer: yEAH SURE YOU DIDN'T I SAW YOU TALKING TO HIM, HAVE SOME DRINKS, AND HE DIED CUZ OF POISON.
The Joker: Oh... That.
The Entertainer: So you ADMIT you murdered your own best friend?!
The Broadcaster: Tell us before I dig up some dirt on you and your poor Circus.
The Sadistic Teacher: That's not nice, but he is not a nice person so do it.
The Joker: Sure... I had plans to murder Jester so I could fully own the Circus and well that scandal with you.
The Entertainer: SCANDAL?! It didn't even went VIRAL you IDIOT.
The Lady: Even I didn't knew, I just saw her get pregnant and was like, 'Okay, that's ur problem but if you need my help just call me.'
Granny: nor did I.
The Joker: I did plan killing him, and I did thought I killed him.
Chef 1: Wait what.
The Hunter: So, he's alive?!
The Joker: Yes.
The Entertainer: LIES.
The Joker: you can ask your in law to check my lies are true.
The Broadcaster: Well then you say so, if I find other dirt Imma also show that off.
The Joker: Be my guest, oh well, I have to go. NANNY!
Nanny: Ugh fine.
[The Joker left the chat]
[Nanny left the chat]
Chef 1: Just imagine the Joker meeting the Joker.
Chef 2: And they meet the other Joker.
Granny: Uh what.
Chef 1: LN Joker meeting DC Joker and they meet Doflamingo who named himself Joker too.
The Hunter: No. Just no.
The Entertainer: He's... He's alive?!
The Entertainer: TWENTY-THREE CAN MEET HER FATHER!!!
The Lady: Sister I can hear your cry from my Quarters.
The Broadcaster: He is right! Congrats in-law!
The Entertainer: I HAVE TO HEAD OUT.
The Broadcaster: No no.
[The Broadcaster added Jester]
The Broadcaster: Good luck in law!
The Broadcaster: And the date Lady? :)
The Lady: ugh fine...
Chef 1: SQUEEEEEAAAAALLLLL
Chef 2: SQUEAAAAAAALLL
The Hunter: L A D Y C A S T E R!!!
The Lady: Shut up.
[The Lady left the chat]
[The Broadcaster left the chat]
Jester: uh... what...
The Entertainer: Prankster!
Jester: *gasp* Ma étoile cherie! I am alive baby!
The Entertainer: I know! You heard about our daughter?
Jester: Of course! She's the Songbird!
Granny: So nice
The Sadistic Teacher: Well we'll leave you two to catch up.
Chef 1: AW NO
Chef 2: NOOOOO
The Hunter: NOOOO
The Sadistic Teacher: Yes. We. ARE.
[Chef 1 was kicked out of the chat]
[Chef 2 was kicked out of the chat]
[The Hunter was kicked out of the chat]
[The Sadistic Teacher left the chat]
[Granny left the chat]
Rodger: Yeah I will go now
[Rodger left the chat]
The Scientist: Nice.
[The Scientist left the chat]
Jester: So... Can I meet our daughter soon?
The Entertainer: Of course! She's gonna flip seeing her father who has her beautiful eyes.
Jester: I still wonder why you named her Twenty-Three.
The Entertainer: Well, we first met on 23rd of May. The day that changed my whole life.
Jester: Aww star, let me guess her second name is Leonna since my real name is Leonidas.
The Entertainer: Of course!
Jester: So, dinner?
The Entertainer: Yes please!
Jester: I'll pick you up once you made it to the port.
The Entertainer: of course! BRING ME OUT THIS HELL HOLE
Jester: My pleasure.
[The Entertainer left the chat]
[Jester left the chat]
[Twenty-Three joined the chat]
Twenty-Three: ...
Twenty-Three: SO THAT'S WHY MY NAME IS TWENTY-THREE-- I THOUGHT CINDY NAMED ME THAT SINCE 23 IS HER FAVORITE NUMBER. WHAT MOM SAID IS A BETTER EXCUSE THAN WHAT CINDY SAID.
Twenty-Three: AND OMG MY DAD IS ALIVE
[Twenty-Three was disconnected]
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