BUGGGGGG!!!
[Six created a chat]
[Six added Seven, Mono, Twenty-Three]
Six: Guys?
Six: Guys?
Six: GUYS WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?
Six: GUYS BECAUSE THE DOOR IS OPEN, THERE IS A FLIPPIN BUG.
Six: A BUG.
Six: A BIG BUG!
Six: ARE U ALL GONNA TALK TO ME?!!!!!
Six: OPEN A DOOR, OR A WINDOW.
Six: ADJKFKAFGADGA!!!
Six: OMG THE BUG IS COMINGGGGGG TO MEEE!!!!
Mono: Six, chill out. It's just a bug.
Six: JUST. A. BUG?
Twenty-Three: A BUG?! SIX YOU BETTER MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T GO TO ME!
Six: AAAAAAaaaaaaAaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! IT'S FLYING!!!! IT'S F L Y I N G!!!!
Twenty-Three: FLYING?!
Mono: Guys-
Twenty-Three: WE ARE DONE FOOORRRRRRRR!!!!
Seven: Was eating, wassup?
Seven: A... bug?
Seven: A flying bug?
Seven: A big flying bug?
Six: IT'S SOOOO BIIIIIG
Six: OPEN A WINDOW OR SMTH!!!
Six: HEEEELPPPPPP MEEEEEEHHHH!!!!
Seven: OMFLAKING G SIX CALM DOWN WHERE IS THAT BUG RN?! MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T INFECT ANYWHERE ELSE!!!
Six: I'M TRYING TO LOOSE IT BUT IT'S ALWAYS FOLLOWS MEEEE!!!
Twenty-Three: JUST DON'T OPEN THE DOOR INTO THE HOUSE OKAY?! DON'T LET IT GO DEEPER IN THE HOUSE!
Mono: GUYS, it's a BUG, just CALM DOWN.
Six: it IS a FRACKING BUG! A BUG THAT WE'LL NEVER KNOW IF IT'S LETHAL!
Twenty-Three: IT MAY BE POISONOUS! OR WORST, HAS DISEASES! YOU NEVER KNOW THAT MONO!!!
Seven: JUST THE LIFE BEING OF A BUG MAKES THEM WORTHY FOR DEATH!!!
Mono: Okay, you are all bug haters.
Mono: What did the bug ever did to you huh?
Six: IF YOU WERE READING MY TEXT, IT HAS BEEN PASSIONATELY FOLLOWING ME, MAYBE WANTING TO BITE ME OR SMTH.
Twenty-Three: DON'T LET IT BITE YOU!!!! YOU MIGHT GET SICK FROM UNKNOWN DISEASES!!!
Six: THAT'S WHAT I'M FEARING OFFFFF!!!!
Seven: I'LL GO GET THE BUG SPRAY! JUST WAIT!
Six: U R A LIFESAVER!!!
Mono: What?! No! Don't kill an innocent bug for goodness sakes!
Seven: WHAT?! WHY?!
Six: I N N O C E N T?!
Twenty-Three: MOST PEOPLE DIE FROM A DISEASE CAUSED BY A BUG! AND THE BITES ARE A NIGHTMARE!
Mono: CALM DOWN EVERYONE!
Six: I AM FREAKING OUT SINCE THERE IS A BUG FOLLOWING ME PASSIONATLY, HOW CAN I EVER BE CLAM?!
Twenty-Three: AND I'M FREAKING OUT THERE IS A BUG NEARBY AND SIX IS FEAKING OUT!!!!
Seven: AND I'M FREAKING OUT SINCE SIX IS FREAKING OUT THERE IS A BUG THAT'S FOLLOWING HER AND TWENTY-THREE IS FREAKING OUT WITH HER!!!
Mono: *sigh*
Mono: Okay, if it's a cockroach, I'll let you kill it. Or a mosquito.
Six: WELL IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG COCKROACH MADE OUT WITH A LADYBUG AND THIS IS THIER CHILD! WITHOUT THE ANTENNAE!
Twenty-Three: OH NO
Twenty-Three: IT'S A HYBRID! A H Y B R I D!!!!
Seven: OH NO! I'M GRABBING THE BUG SPRAY AND HEADING TO YOUR ROOM!
Mono: No! That's not a hybrid or a cockroach! That's just a beetle!
Six: IT MAY CONTAIN POISON.
Mono: Six, chill out, it's just a beetle, a cute harmless little thing.
Twenty-Three: CUTE?!
Seven: HARMLESS?!
Six: LITTLE. THING?!
Six: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF IT?!
Mono: Yeah! I encountered a lot of beetles when I used to go camping on my own.
Mono: They're very cute.
Mono: I took one home once, named it Nano...
Twenty-Three: YOU TOOK HOME. A BUG?!
Mono: Why? Nano was my first pet and they were very adorable.
Six: YOUR DEFINITION OF CUTE NEEDS TO BE REVISED.
Six: THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT THIS 'BEETLE'.
Six: SEVEN GRAB THAT BUG SPRAY AND COME HERE, MURDER THIS 'BEETLE'
Seven: OKAY!!!
Mono: NO! DON'T!
Six: NOTHING IS CUTE AND HARMLESS!
Mono: Seven, don't spray that beetle any bug spray.
Mono: I'll be there to pick it up and set it free.
Twenty-Three: NO! IT MIGHT BITE U!
Six: AND IT'S POISON WOULD SINK DEEP INTO YOUR CORE AND YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!
Mono: A BEETLE DOESN'T BITE! NOR DOES IT HAS POISON!
Mono: I'm going there and setting it free...
Mono: Of course if it's a big beetle then I have Nano II.
Six: NO! DON'T CHU THINK OF KEEPING THIS THING AS A PET!
Six: IF U DO, LET ME HAVE A DOG OR A CAT THEN! THOSE ARE NORMAL PETS!
Mono: Still no for that. You're not getting any pets.
Mono: Ooooooh if it's big then I can always scare the marbles outta you.
Six: MONO!!!
Mono: Kidding.
Mono: Or am I?
Twenty-Three: JUST GRAB THE GRABSWAPPING BUG AND TOSS IT AWAY TO THE WILDERNESS WHERE THEY ARE BORN TO!
Six: IT'S FLYING AGAIN NUOOOOO!!!!
Twenty-Three: DO ANYTHING BUT NOT OPEN THE DOOR-
Twenty-Three: YOU OPENED THE DOOR!!!! NOW THAT THING WILL FOLLOW US ALL!!!
Six: I HAD TO! OR ELSE IT WOULD LAND ON MY HEAD!
Seven: OANDSIBDIQNSOAJAIWNSODNWJ!!!!
Twenty-Three: BUUUUUUUUGGGGG!!!! THERE'S A MUTHERFLACKING BUUUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!
Six: aAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhh!!!!
Mono: ...
Mono: Honestly I am entertained watching you blockheads all runnin away to something cute and harmless.
Seven: I AM NOT THE BLOCK HEAD, U ARE THE BLOCK HEAD!
Mono: Mhm?
Six: DON'T LAND ON ME! DON'T LAND ON MEEE!!!
Twenty-Three: NANAOSJSNSAOOQNDOQSJAL!!!! BUG SPRAY!!
Mono: Ok that's it. Anything but the bug spray.
[Mono left the chat]
Six: MONO YOU TOUCHED THE BUG!!!
Seven: THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Twenty-Three: WHY ARE YOU HANDLING THE BUG WITH SO MUCH CARE?
Six: MONO STOP 'AWWW'ING OVER SOME BUG!
Seven: WHY?! WHY ARE YOU NOT KILLING IT?!
Twenty-Three: TOSS THE BUG AWAY!!!
[Mono joined the chat]
Mono: Awwwww!!!
Six: NOOOOO!!!
Mono: This is so big! So flippin adorable! Look at it crawling around my hand! Look at it's small head and those two beady black eyes looking at me! So cute!!!
Twenty-Three: MONO NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FUSS OVER THE BEETLE, TAKE. IT. AWAY.
Seven: DON'T EVEN THINK OF-
Mono: I'm keeping it!
Six: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seven: WHY?!
Mono: Cuz it's so cute.
Mono: This is hereby named Nano II, after my first beetle - who is bigger than this, might I add.
Seven: DON'T NAME IT OR ELSE YOU'LL START TO GET ATTACHED TO IT!
Six: PUT THAT THING BACK OR SO HELP ME GOD!
Mono: nah.
Mono: I'll go get my old beetle cage!
[Mono left the chat]
Six: He took in... a beetle...
Six: A bug...
Six: I-I....
Six: I may never rest easy tonight,..
Seven: So do I...
Twenty-Three: He took down our offers for a pet, but here he is with a pet BUG.
Six: Why?...
Six: It nearly killed me...
Six: It nearly touched me....
Six: I sh00k.
Six: I'll go quarantine myself in my room...
[Six left the chat]
Seven: If that bug ever escapes it's cage I won't hesitate to kill it with bug spray.
Seven: Even if Mono will get angry at me for killing Nano II.
Twenty-Three: Ugh.
Twenty-Three: Bugs.
Twenty-Three: Vile creatures.
Twenty-Three: Disgusting.
Twenty-Three: I won't hesitate to assist you for that murder.
Seven: Okay.
Twenty-Three: If Mono ever reads this text then I'm sorry Mono but precautions must be taken.
Twenty-Three: I would rather sleep with a little white mouse than have a pet beetle, just saying.
Seven: If you ever get a pet white mouse, you better put that away Six...
Twenty-Three: yeah i know, she'll eat it. Raw or not.
Seven: She ate a hamster once too. I was there.
Seven: And a guinea pig.
Seven: and a squirrel.
Seven: Rodents.
Twenty-Three: Rodents... Sometimes cute but disgusting too...
Twenty-Three: I'll go lock myself if my room, I don't want to see... that... Nano II.
[Twenty-Three left the chat]
Seven: Okay, I feel guilty I wanna touch the beetle...
Seven: I never had a pet before. So might as well touch that one.
Seven: Even if I'll cringe and wash my hands ten times.
[Seven left the chat]
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