[Four created a chat]

[Four added Seven, Six, One, The Pretender, Raincoat Girl]

Four: HELP ME

Seven: Oh hey Four! How's the babysitting going?

Raincoat Girl: Is Scarf okay?

Six: Does Five need anything?

One: If Una wants some sweets tell hER SHE'LL HAVE IT AFTER EATING HER VEGGIES

The Pretender: Dude.

One: I'm prepared, cuz Una hates her veggies so much.

Four: Scarf is fine, rhyming here and there. Five is okay, doesn't need anything. And Una, she's eating her veggies while giving me the stink eye.

One: Let her do that until she gets sore. No veggies = no sweets, she can't do anything about it.

Raincoat Girl: Well dang that's some brothering right there.

One: Yeah.

Six: Four there's no problem right?

Four: there is.

Seven: Then what do you need help with?

Four: The three became like a little mean kids cult and starts forcing me to watch Disney with them!!!

Seven: Uh.... Is that really a problem?

Six: Why? Disney is good Four

One: Yeah Four. Una loves Disney.

Four: THEY PRESSURE ME TO WATCH IT

The Pretender: So are you saying... The three are forcing you... to watch Disney?

One: pfft...

Four: YES! FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS I HAVE BEEN WATCHING DISNEY AGAIN AND AGAIN HELP ME I KNOW THE SONGS I HAVE DISNEY LSS

Raincoat Girl: Really? I know you

Four: Once upon a dreaaaaaaaammmmmm

Six: Oh.

Raincoat Girl: With a titeree-lobbylee-loo

Four: And a bit of bibity-bobity-boo!

Four: pls no

Raincoat Girl: I WANNA BE LIKE

Four: OOOOOTHER GIIIIIIRLLLLSSS

Seven: Okay I can see the problem.

Four: See?!

Raincoat Girl: Flower, gleam and blue....

Four: NO

Raincoat Girl: FINISH IT

Four: ... let your powers shine....

One: Dig before the hyenas come....

Four: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Raincoat Girl: Dig before the hyenas come!

Six: lol.

The Pretender: So the three brats are forcing you to watch Disney again and again, at first you liked it now you are getting tortured.

Four: To sum it up, yes.

Four: Give me a way to escape.

Four: Magic carpets are a horrible kind of transportation. You never know when you can fall off.

Raincoat Girl: Oh DON'T BE MEAN TO CARPET.

One: Yeah! Una loves Aladdin. Especially Carpet. Don't be mean to Carpet.

The Pretender: The 2d Aladdin?

One: Yeah! Did you notice they forgot a PART IN THE REAL LIFE VERSION.

Raincoat Girl: YEAH THEY DID.

Six: Hey.... RCG....

Raincoat Girl: What.

Six: Did you do the that with your cat?

The Pretender: Do what with her cat????

Six: Did you raise Mittens high then shouted, "AHHHHHH ZUEENNIAAAAA BABA BI CHIWAWAAAAAAA"

Raincoat Girl: Damn right I did.

Seven: You did that to Twenty-Three's cat... And she went along with it....

Six: Hakuna matata.

One: What a wonderful thing.

Raincoat Girl: It means no worries.

The Pretender: I thought she had a problem when she recreated that... Lion King scene...

Four: Talking furniture..... Is there any privacy for you?...

Seven: Let the furniture in Beauty and the Beast be Four.

One: Yeah!

Four: And.... there's about Rapunzel's hair.... HOW THE HELL IS IT NOT TANGLED I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HER HAIR IS LONG, LONGER THAN ANNA'S BUT SHE DIDN'T GOT HORRIBLE BED HAIR.

Raincoat Girl: Four.... Don't question Disney physics.

Six: Yup. Many years of beautiul bed hair, AND ANNA HAPPENED.

Four: And.... Ariel's hair..... She lived in the ocean all her life.... HOW COME HER HAIR WAS FLUFFY WHEN IT WAS DRY?

Raincoat Girl: Again, Disney physics.

Four: And notice everyone forgot Melody?

The Pretender: Who's Melody?

Four: ARIEL'S DAUGHTER.

The Pretender: What.

Four: See?!

Four: And how amazing Tinker Bell in Peter Pan was a basic [Expletive] then in her own movies she suddenly became nicer. AND SHE HAD A SISTER. THAT MAY BE THE MOST TOLERABLE MOVIE TO WATCH.

One: Oh I loved the part Tinker Bell's wings got fixed when they.... I have a hard time describing it but I guess you know what I mean.

Four: Yeah! I really felt Tink would be wingless like the Winter leader guy.

One: So *chokes a fake sob* beautiful.

Raincoat Girl: Yeah...

Six: lol RCG, the Pretender is like Tinker Bell when Peter Pan didn't notice her much anymore.

The Pretender: uh what.

Raincoat Girl: You mean that part when she nearly died cuz of being unnoticed?

Six: Yeah.

Raincoat Girl: lol I don't see the diff.

The Pretender: WHAT.

Raincoat Girl: Just sayin.

Seven: So.... Going back, in what things do you need help with?

Four: Help me stop them from torturing me.

Seven: Dude I always suffer with Six. Same happened with Mono but with Twenty-Three. And with One, he has Two and Una so he got the suffer doubled. Bread Boy? RCG, Three, Flashie, and the Pretender. Live with it.

One: TOLERATE IT. YOU'LL LOVE IT IN THE END.

One: LOOK AT ME.

One: UNA MAKES ME COSPLAY WITH HER FOR HER TOYS TEA PARTIES AND MAKE ME WATCH DISNEY. DO YOU SEE ME BAILING?

The Pretender: Wait what.

Four: Your her big brother, it's understandable.

Six: Well you're their babysitter, so it's understanable too. Live with it.

Four: ugghhhhhhh when will Twenty-Three come back?!

Seven: She has matters to attend now so LIVE WITH IT.

Four: How did she handle them?! They are mean kids I tell you, MEAN KIDS.

The Pretender: did you try taking Scarf's scarf? It works when he's being mean to me.

Four: I tried all the possible not that hurtful punishments to punish them. THEY MOCK ME AND THEN FORCE ME TO WATCH DISNEY AS A PUNISHMENT.

One: So?

Four: You don't wanna know how they mock...

Seven: Actually I wanna know how do they mock?

Four: ... So, Una gives me her stink eye most of the time that bores in the back of my head... Once she insulted me, she said the perfume I should use is FORMALIN to match my mummy get up.

One: She did what?! Okay that gone too far!

Four: And Scarf? That little word player? INSULTS ME IN SHAKEPEARIAN ACTOR SPEAK.

Four: "As vile as thy brownest muck."

Four: I have never been sooooo rattled before...

Raincoat Girl: pfft what.

The Pretender: Oh Scarf did that once to me, I asked him about my make up and he said, 'Thee thicketh powered flour face'.

Raincoat Girl: pfft.

Four: And FIVE. Seven, Six, I tell you, YOUR SON BECAME A LIL DEMON. A LIL DEMON!!!

Seven: How?!

Four: When I say no to whatever he wants, he USES HIS OWN POUT POWER ON ME OR CRIES, LOUDLY. GOD DANG IT WHY DID THE PRECIOUS SILENT ONES ARE THE HORRIBLE ONES?!

Four: I ALSO NEARLY DIED. WHY? FIVE ACTUALLY HAS A 'I WILL PROTECT THIS PRECIOUS CHILD FOREVER' FANCLUB. MOSTLY THE MEMBERS ARE SHADOW CHILDREN, SO DO THE MATH.

One: Dang, is he the leader of the mean kids cult?

Four: DUH!

Six: Oh my goddddddd Five learned the pout power.......

Seven: *sigh* Five isn't like that to me or Six or Twenty-Three or Mono though...

One: Did you notice?

The Pretender: what.

One: They are angels to Twenty-Three, and demons to Four. Does that mean something??

Four: HOW DOES TWENTY-THREE HANDLE THEM?! THEY ARE THREE WEE DEVILS NO LIKE, THEY ESCAPE MURDER.

Raincoat Girl: Merida lines?

Four: Yeah that matches them perfectly. THREE WEE DEVILS.

Six: hm... Seeing this, maybe we should ask how Twenty-Three handles them...

Seven: But she is busy... All she said she was busy but we don't really know what she is doing.

Raincoat Girl: Let's just ask her.

[Raincoat Girl added Twenty-Three]

Twenty-Three: What?

Raincoat Girl: ... How did you know we needed you for something?...

Twenty-Three: You wouldn't put me in a chat if there is something wrong. Hurry up, I am busy.

Six: what are you even doing???

Twenty-Three: I am.... well.... Hanging out with my OC peeps. They say I keep hanging out with you guys so I decided we would hang out.

Seven: Awh, okay.

Twenty-Three: Now what do you need?

Four: How did you handle Una, Scarf, and lil demon-- Five.

Twenty-Three: *shrugs* I'm the best Aunt/babysitter.

Four: YOU DO SOMETHING I KNOW YOU DO

Twenty-Three: ........ I won't tell.

Four: TELL ME PLEASE I CAN'T HANDLE THEM

Six: Tell us TT, c'mon.

Seven: It's not like you do anything bad to them.

Raincoat Girl: Yeah.

Twenty-Three: Well, you say so. Round the first time I babysitted them, they did act like little... brats. But they learned they mustn't mess with me and they will get candy :D

Four: BRIBERY? You BRIBE them?

Six: Daaaaang that's why they love you.

Twenty-Three: Oh yeah I do, good deeds = candy, bad deeds = let's not talk about it.

Seven: Oh let's talk about the let's not talk about it.

Twenty-Three: ... An occasional magic spell that will scare but not hurt them.... Making them learn their lessons for being naughty....

Seven: Oh. Okay.

Twenty-Three: Wooooooh I nearly thought ya gonna get mad cuz I hurt your precious son.

Seven: Wait you do?

Twenty-Three: Oop! My OCs peeps are gonna set up a movie. EEEEE IT'S PERIGRINE AND THE PECULIAR CHILDREN SEE YA!

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

Seven: She avoided my question didn't she?

Six: Yeah she did.

Four: Wait... HOW AM I GONNA PUNISH THEM ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE MAGIC LIKE TWENTY-THREE

One: Deal with it.

Raincoat Girl: Yeah Four. I thought you like their presence.

Seven: Yeah, you loved hanging out with them.

Four: That was until Five started the Mean Kids Cult behind your backs! AND I AM THE SOLE VICTIM OF HIS CULT.

The Pretender: And what do you want us to do?

Four: GET YOUR CHILDREN. NOW.

Six: Sorry Four, I'm on a date with Seven.

Seven: Yeah.

One: Date with Two, you know how she is when I don't follow where she goes.

The Pretender: No, it's nice that Scarf isn't breathing on my neck or following me everywhere.

Raincoat Girl: That and he can finally take a breath from being your slave.

Four: Get your CHILDRENNNNN

Raincoat Girl: Just for a few more hours Four.

Four: oka

[Four was disconnected]

Seven: What happened to him?

Six: Uh probably he got caught texting us and the three are now punishing him.

One: dang Una went dark.....

Seven: Death changed her

The Pretender: Bestie you handle Scarf okay?

Raincoat Girl: ughhhh fine.

Six: Well, we do have to do our responsabilities and sermon them for being a Mean Kid Cult...

One: Yup

Seven: THIS ALL STARTED WHEN FIVE BECAME UNPURE, KNEW IT WE SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE HIM UNPURE.

Six: A shadow child army? Geesh Five is so scary...

One: The silent ones are the scariest ones. But yeah, we should all stand our ground when it comes to the kids.

The Pretender: I always do, and make Scarf clean my ground.

Raincoat Girl: Really sometimes I think Scarf is acting like this cuz of you.

The Pretender: then he is learning how to be a bully, when the world shoves you, you shove back, preferrably make sure there is something deadly behind them so they will die.

Raincoat Girl: Jeez Bestie....

Six: Seriously sometimes I question our friendship Pretendy.

The Pretender: Meh.

Seven: Wonder if Four is still alright.

One: Probably being tortured.

Raincoat Girl: Poor him.

[Five joined the chat]

[Una joined the chat]

[Scarf joined the chat]

Six: oOOF HI SON

Seven: MY SON.

Five: Hi dad, mom :D

One: UUUUUNNNAAAAA EAT YOUR VEGGIES!

Una: NEVER!

The Pretender: Hello slave how is your day off

Scarf: f u c k i n g swell without you messin me

Raincoat Girl: SCARFIE

Scarf: RCG ♥ my real sis ♥

Raincoat Girl: Scarfie ♥ my lil bro ♥

The Pretender: gruah. Stand your ground.

Six: OH [Expletive] RIGHT.

Six: FIVE, uhhh... How is Four?

Five: The best babysitter!

Seven: Uh what.

Five: Of course Aunty Twenty-Three is the best out of the best. Four is fun to toooooorrr-- play with!

Una: Yup!

Scarf: He is fun!

One: You were gonna say torture.

Five: I would not! :c

Seven: Buddy, you're lying. We know from Four himself on how you act.

The Pretender: YEAH STAND YOUR GROUND!

Five: Dad, you know I wouldn't lie to you :c

Seven: ...

Five: :c

Seven: ...

Six: Seeeevvvvv stand your ground.

Five: :c

Seven: AGH WHY. WHY DID YOU LEARN YOUR MOTHER'S POUT POWER?!

Five: So we are done? c:

Six: SEVEN STAND YOUR GrOuNd.

Seven: Yes my son!

Five: Okay :D

One: DUDE

Raincoat Girl: oh goodness.

The Pretender: WEAK

Scarf: Lol

Five: anyways! Dad can Una, Scarf, and I head to the Carnival?

Una: Oh yeah right! Bro can I go?

Scarf: Siiiissssiiiiieeesss cannn I plleaaasseee cooommee?

Six: uhhhh

Seven: ...

Raincoat Girl: '-'

One: uhm...

The Pretender: Okay guys, stand your ground.

The Pretender: And Scarf, NO

Scarf: But...

Raincoat Girl: You can go Scarf :)

The Pretender: BESTIE

Scarf: Yay! I love you better adoptive sister!

Raincoat Girl: I LOVE YOU TOO MY LIL BRO NOW GO HAVE SOME FUN!

The Pretender: SERIOUSLY.

Five: Please can we go?

Six: OKAY FINE

Seven: GO HAVE SOME FUN SPORT!

The Pretender: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Five: Thanks Dad and Mom! :D i love you!

Six: We love you too go have fun!

Seven: GO WIN SOME PRIZES! SHOW EM WHAT THIS WEIRD FAM IS MADE OF!

Una: Brother dearestttt can I come with? Pleaaaasseee??? I'll eat my veggies =)

The Pretender: One DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Una: =)

The Pretender: SAY NO

Una: Please bro? =)

One: OKAY FINE GO HAVE SOME FUN MY LIL SIS! DON'T EAT TOO MUCH CANDY!

Una: YAY! THANKS BRO!

Five: YAY LET'S GO!

Scarf: *pulls out lighters* Light em up up up!!! Light em up up up!!!

The Pretender: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BURN THE CARNIVAL?!

Six: HAVE FUN!

Raincoat Girl: Stay safe!

One: Go on!

Seven: Enjoy!

[Una left the chat]

[Five left the chat]

[Scarf left the chat]

The Pretender: GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO STAND YOUR GROUND?!

The Pretender: WHAT YOU JUST DID WAS A HANDSTAND, LEVITATE, AND LET THE WIND LET YOU FLY UP INTO THE END OF THE TROPOSPHERE.

Six: I couldn't help myself!

Raincoat Girl: yeah me too!

One: Una did say she'll eat her veggies!

The Pretender: I CAN'T EVEN WITH YOU GUYS. THEY ARE GONNA BURN THE CARNIVAL.

Seven: Everything will be alright!

The Pretender: I AM DONE

[The Pretender left the chat]

Raincoat Girl: I hope so everything will be alright...

Six: Everything will be a-okay RCG!

Seven: Yeah!

One: Yup.

Raincoat Girl: Hm yeah, everything will be. Oh well, g2g!

Six: Yeah me and Seven gotta continue out date!

Seven: Like finally.

One: Everything will be alright...

[Raincoat Girl left the chat]

[Six left the chat]

[Seven left the chat]

[One left the chat]

| After Some Time |

[Mono joined the chat]

Mono: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL MY WHY FIVE, UNA, AND SCARF ARE BURNING THE CARNIVAL?!

Mono: THEY ARE SINGING LIGHT EM UP WHILE SKIPPING IN CIRCLES FOR GOODNESS SAKES.

Mono: GUYS?!

Mono: IT'S SEEN IN THE NEWS!!!!

Mono: GUYS!!!

[Twenty-Three joined the chat]

Mono: GALE DO YOU KNOW WHY THE THREE LITTLE PRECIOUS CHILDREN ARE BURNING THE CARNIVAL AS WE SPEAK?!

Twenty-Three: Uhm.... Read the chat.

Mono: OH MY GOODNESS THOSE MUST HAVE SOME PARENTING TO DO.

Mono: But wait-- Gale can you come here and stop them?

Twenty-Three: Eh what, you're in the Carnival?

Mono: Near it.

Twenty-Three: well then, Nanny McPhee/Mary Poppins is in business.

Mono: What.

Twenty-Three: Why do think kids still like me with what I do to them?

Mono: What do you do?

Twenty-Three: mmm~ nothing

Mono: Gale what do you do?

Twenty-Three: Mmmm I won't tell~

Mono: Gale

Twenty-Three: Stuff. You'll see.

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

Mono: What does she do?!

[Mono left the chat]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.