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Anybody Have A Map?

[Six created a chat]

[Six added Seven, Mono, Twenty-Three, Two, One, Four, Three, Raincoat Girl, Flashlight Girl, Bread Boy, The Pretender]

Six: Hey guys, I'm lost.

Seven: What?!

Two: How are you lost?

The Pretender: Lies, I just saw you in the Mall.

Six: No, no I'm lost.

Seven: Where are you now?

Six: Somewhere in an alley.

Mono: Send a pic of where you are.

Raincoat Girl: You can send your location too so that we'll know where you are.

Flashlight Girl: Yeah.

Six: My GPS is busted.

Raincoat Girl: Oh okay.

The Pretender: How the hell does a GPS of a phone get

Six: IT'S B U S T E D.

One: Just where have you been walking to.

Four: You'll figure something out right Six?

Six: I'm so lost '^'

Seven: Tell us ur location.

Mono: Why is it I don't like where this is going?

Twenty-Three: Do you notice your surroundings? Do you have a map?

Six: Funny you asked...

Six: Does anybody have a map?

Three: I think we can get one for you if you're that lost...

Six: Anybody maybe happen to know how the hell to do this?

Three: What.

Twenty-Three: How the hell to use a map?

Two: Six, really?

Six: I don't know if you could tell but this is me just pretending to know.

Seven: Okay so you need a map. Right on it.

The Pretender: Seriously a map? And how in the world could a GPS get busted.

Mono: Six just tell us where you are.

Six: So where's the map? I need a clue.

Seven: We're coming!

Mono: Six.

Three: Six, how can we give you a map when you're not telling us first where you are?

Twenty-Three: Yeah.

Six: 'Cause the scary truth is I'm flying blind and I'm making this up as I go.

Mono: Wait...

Mono: THOSE ARE LYRICS.

Twenty-Three: what.

Twenty-Three: OMYGODDEAREVANHANSENHOWDIDN'TINOTICETHAT

Two: huh.

Three: So you really didn't need help? Don't need a map?

Seven: So you're not lost?

Six: Well yeah I am but the song just fits perfectly doesn't it?

Twenty-Three: Yes, very genius of you.

Raincoat Girl: So where are you Six?

Six: There's a 7/11 right there.

The Pretender: Oh hah very funny.

Raincoat Girl: So you are near a 7/11?

Six: No I just wanted to add that.

Twenty-Three: Sarcasm.

Six: Yeah I am near a 7/11 ya shmucks.

Raincoat Girl: Look around, look around, how greatful you are to be alive right now!

Six: What..... Are you telling me a monster is coming for me?

Two: RCG?

The Pretender: Bestie are you okay?

Twenty-Three: Look around, look around! How grateful we are to be alive now!

Two: And she joins.

Six: IS THERE A MONSTER FOLLOWING ME JUST TELL ME.

Flashlight Girl: History is happening in the greatest City in the world!

Mono: That isn't how it goes.

Raincoat Girl: Greatest City in the world!

Six: Okay what I'm just lost RCG.

Flashlight Girl: Flashie!

Twenty-Three: Twenty-Three!

Raincoat Girl: and RCG!

Flashlight Girl: The 'We're Gonna Get Six' Sisters!

Six: OOOOOOOH

Six: I GET IT.

Three: This chat is either filled with 'what's, lyrics, and Six being lost.

Four: and people who just wanted to watch this unfold because it is hilarious.

One: hah yeah.

Raincoat Girl: Alright we see you Six.

Six: Aw thanks for looking for me.

Twenty-Three: No that was because we were the closest :/

Flashlight Girl: hah yeah.

Twenty-Three: Look around! Look around! How lucky we are to be alive right now!

Six: Flashie remind me what are we looking for?

Flashlight Girl: Six I'm looking for a minded work work!

Bread Boy: Wooh! There's nothing like summer in the City.

Two: omg bargainer

Bread Boy: Someone in a rush meeting someone looking pretty.

Raincoat Girl: OMGAHAHA

Flashlight Girl: why did I choose to be Angelica again.

Seven: Wow is this desttinnnyyy?!

Two: Probabbblyy~!

Bread Boy: Excuse me Miss, I know it's not funny but your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. But you're slamming through the city in your fancy heels, you're searching for an urchin who can give you ideals.

Flashlight Girl: Sir you disgust me.

Bread Boy: Ah so you disgust me.

Bread Boy: I'm a trust fund baby you can trust me ;)

Flashlight Girl: Frick you.

Six: WOOOOO!!!

Twenty-Three: YEAAAAHH!!!

The Pretender: Just. Stop.

Mono: sigh... This what happens when people watch too much musicals.

Seven: Hey. Hey Mono

Mono: What do you need.

Seven: Are you outside?

Mono: Yes. Why?

Seven: Cuz I'm tap-tap-tapping on the glass.

Mono: ... ugh.

One: I could imagine hearing the 'Ugh' of I'm so frikin done.

Four: oop yeah.

Seven: I'm waving through a window :D

Mono: And now you saw me flip you off, don't bring these musical lyric pranks into the chat.

Bread Boy: Aww Mono, you'll be back.

Mono: STOP.

Twenty-Three: No need to be salty Kub!

Seven: Yea!

Mono: Well Seven I hope you're happy.

Seven: Yeah I am happy I did that.

Mono: I hope you're happy now.

Seven: Yeah I am bro.

Mono: I hope your happy how you hurt your cause forever. I hope you think you're clever!

Seven: ...

Seven: OHMYGOD BRO.

Mono: :/

Six: MONO I DIDN'T KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YA!

Twenty-Three: I'M SO PROUD THAT TONS OF LYRIC PRANKS CHANGED YOU.

Bread Boy: YEAH.

Mono: I just wanted to try it to get my point through.

The Pretender: Wasn't he saying stop a while ago to this?

Twenty-Three: Musicals make magic happen.

Flashlight Girl: PREACH.

Six: YEEESSSS

Mono: Okay it was hilarious but now stop.

Twenty-Three: Nah.

Mono: Stop.

Twenty-Three: Heads up Mono! I'm a dead girl walking!

Mono: What.

Twenty-Three: I AIN'T GONNA STOP.

Two: NONE OF US ARE!

Six: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said.

Mono: Ofc you won't be sorry.

Twenty-Three: Six are you doing what I think you are doing?

Six: I just trying to have some fun :)

Mono: Yeah we can see that.

Six: Don't worry, don't worry. Don't lose your head.

Six: I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

Mono: Six, it's irritating but it doesn't make us that pissed.

Seven: omfg

Twenty-Three: IT IS.

Six: LOL

Mono: Six?...

Six: Say 'Oh well.'

Mono: Six what the hell?

Two: OOHHHHH

Twenty-Three: SIX!!!

Six: Or go to hell!

Mono: Oh wow Six, thanks, you are mean.

The Pretender: Hold on it's like I know this.

Six: I'm sorry not sorry 'bout what I said.

Mono: Six I am not getting this!

Six: Don't lose your head :)

Mono: Well I am because I don't get that!

Twenty-Three: SIX SINGING SIX WHAT A PUN LMAOAOOOO

Mono: What.

Seven: Aha I see the joke there TT.

Two: Six is singing SIX!

Six: Don't force a joke.

Twenty-Three: THE PUN WIDNWJS AHAHAHA

Mono: IT WAS A FRIKIM SONG.

Raincoat Girl: lmao it was.

Six: Sorry not sorry for what I said :D

Six: Don't lose your head :D

Mono: AND HERE I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SIX WAS GONNA STOP.

Three: Lmao.

Twenty-Three: Mono, you must think that we are crazy.

Mono: Yes, yes you are.

Twenty-Three: You wanna replace this topic.

Mono: Wait... that's not how the song goes!

Twenty-Three: But baby there's no, no, no, no, no, no, no way.

Mono: ugh...

Twenty-Three: If you think for a moment.

Twenty-Three: That I'll grant you to end this lyric prank!

Mono: But there's no way right?

Twenty-Three: Baby there is no, no, no, no, no, no way!

Mono: *sigh*

Six: Yeah There's no, no, no, no , no, no way.

Two: No way.

Mono: Why did I even bother? Why?

Seven: idk with you.

One: This chat just became too random.

Four: yes it just did lmao.

Raincoat Girl: This what happens when you are too bored.

The Pretender: ugh Scarf is doing something stupid again.

Six: Alone or with the other two?

The Pretender: Alone.

The Pretender: one sec.

[The Pretender added Scarf]

The Pretender: SCARF.

Scarf: Never again will she get the best of me!

The Pretender: Oh really?

Raincoat Girl: Scarf what did you do.

Scarf: Never again will she take away my freedom...

The Pretender: TRY ME SCARF.

One: Just watching this two is hilarious.

Four: What's a day without a lil bit of drama?

Six: Yeah.

Scarf: And I won't forget the day I fought for the right to be a little bit naughty!

The Pretender: Oh really Scarf? REALLY?

Two: Girl chill.

Scarf: Never again will the chokey door slam and never again will I be bullied!

Twenty-Three: awh poor lil kid.

Flashlight Girl: ... well that is true.

Mono: Wait even on the chokey... what ever that is part?

Raincoat Girl: Yeah... It's a little closet with nails everywhere, true torture.

Seven: THIS POOR KID

The Pretender: HE'S MY RESPONSABILITY BACK OFF.

Raincoat Girl: Oh now she owns the responsability.

Scarf: And never again will I doubt when my mummy says I'm a miracle!

The Pretender: Did you even saw your mother.

Scarf: NEVER AGAIN!

Scarf: Never again will I live behind bars!

Seven: Scarf is sure starting a revolt.

Bread Boy: hollllddd uppp.

Six: You know now I am sad for Scarf.

Twenty-Three: Yeah poor kid.

The Pretender: Shut the hell up.

Raincoat Girl: But you are mean to

The Pretender: SHUT UP RCG.

Scarf: Never again now that we know we are!

[Scarf added Five and Una]

Scarf: We are revolting children living in revolting times!

Five: We sing revolting songs using revolting rhymes!

Una: We'll be revolting children till our revolting's done!

Four: wHAT.

Seven: Five what do you want to revolt on?...

One: uNA HwHAtTa HEL.

Two: One, babe, chill.

Twenty-Three: Did not seen this coming.

Six: Me too omgf ha

Flashlight Girl: You don't realize I'm cackling now.

Twenty-Three: You are beside us while we are walking down this concrete oasis.

Flashlight Girl: pfft-- shut up.

Bread Boy: THEY ARE SINGING REVOLTING CHILDREN I KNEW IT.

The Pretender: Well you sure got some fight in you Scarf.

Scarf: And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting, we're revolting!

Mono: Oh god the people in this chat...

Scarf: So TRY ME HORRID SISTER I WILL DOODLE ON YOUR PORTAIT JUST WAIT AND SEE >:P

The Pretender: SCARF NO.

Scarf: IT'S NOT INSULTING I'M REVOLTING!

[Scarf left the chat]

The Pretender: I'M SO GONNA GET HIM

Six: Hun you deserve it with all he just told us.

Bread Boy: But it was lyrics?...

Raincoat Girl: It happened.

The Pretender: Whatever, excuse me I have a kid to kill.

[The Pretender left the chat]

Raincoat Girl: Okay now I need to make sure she doesn't do that.

[Raincoat Girl left the chat]

Five: Well Scarf is being chased now.

Seven: He let you sing that?

Una: Yup!

One: Oh good, so have nothing to revolt on.

Una: Aside from eating veggies.

One: It's just veggies fgs Una.

Five: I think we should go and save Scarf.

Una: Yeah, and we eat something after this.

Five: tons of candy.

Six: Just make sure you toothbrush after eating the candy.

Five: Yes mom :)

[Five left the chat]

[Una left the chat]

Mono: Okay so are we done here? No more musical lyric pranking?

Six: We will do this again.... tomorrow.

Twenty-Three: Betcha bottom dollar that tomorrow....

Seven: There'll be more lyric pranks...

Mono: Wow what the heck.

Two: When you're stuck in a day...

Flashlight Girl: That's gray and lonely.

Bread Boy: I'll just stick out my chin, and grin, and say...

Three: Ohhhhh.

Six: Tomorrow, tomorrow, we will do this again, tomorrow!

One: It's only a day away...

Mono: Stop.

Seven: Tomorrow, tomorrow, we will do this again tomorrow!

Four: It's only a day... away!!!

Mono: k bye.

[Mono left the chat]

Four: lmao that was fun.

Six: ahahaha I can't.

Flashlight Girl: What should we do now?

Six: idk.

Twenty-Three: Hey guys wanna go shopping.

Two: OH JA.

Two: DAS IST GUT OH JA.

Twenty-Three: JA.

Flashlight Girl: NOOOOO WE ALL KNOW HOW THIS ENDED WHEN YOU BROUGHT UP HAUS OF HOLBIEN.

Twenty-Three: WELCOME TO THE HOUSE.

Two: TO THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN!

Six: JAAAAA DAS IST GUT OOOH JAAAAAA

Seven: Just what.

Four: mmmm kay they're going crazy I'm leaving bye.

Three: Haus of Holbein changed them so much.

Four: There was that one time they kept talking in a German accent after listening to that song many times.

Three: eeh, no more.

[Three left the chat]

[Four left the chat]

Two: You bring the corsets, I'll bring the cinchets.

Twenty-Three: No one wants a waist over nine inches.

Six: So what the make-up containes lead poison?

Two: At least your complexion will bring all the boys in.

Flashlight Girl: STOP.

Twenty-Three: Ignore the fear and you'll be fine.

Two: We'll turn this veir into a nine.

Six: So just say 'Ja' and don't say 'Nein'.

Flashlight Girl: NEIN NEIN NEIN STOP I'M OUT

[Flashlight Girl was disconnected]

Six: Cause now you're in the House...

Two: IN THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN!!!

Twenty-Three: Should we go and irritate Flashie, RCG, and Pretender with this song again?

Six: OHHH JAAAAAAA DAS IST GUT OH JAAAAAAA.

Twenty-Three: I love our friendship :)

Six: Ja we do too.

Two: Ja.

[Twenty-Three left the chat]

[Six left the chat]

[Two left the chat]

Seven: Welp, I'm all alone here.

Bread Boy: Nein I'm still here.

Seven: What.

Bread Boy: ... why did I type 'nien'????

Bread Boy: God they are right... the Haus of Holbein suddenly makes you have a German accent or say 'Ja' instead of 'Yeah'.

Seven: Ja but anyway, I'm out.

Bread Boy: Ja see you.

Seven: ...

Bread Boy: ...

Bread Boy: Did... did we just type Ja?...

Seven: WHAT HAS THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN DONE TO US.

[Seven was disconnected]

Bread Boy: Das ist gut oh jaaa

Bread Boy: SODNWKDJWM THAT SONG.

[Bread Boy was disconnected]

Wattpad: Publish Finished.

Honestly, Haus of Holbein has infected my brain....

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAS IST GUT OH JAAAAAAA

...

Ja bye.

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