Uma: *At a dog competition*

Sign Up Woman: Next! Um mam this is a dog competition!

Uma: I know that!

Sign Up Woman: Then why do you have that small child!

Uma: It's a dog!

Sign Up Woman: No that is a young child!

Uma: It's a dog I can prove it! Mal sit!

Mal: *Smiles and sits*

Uma: Good girl now roll over!

Mal: *Rolls over*

Uma: Oh and she does this too! Mal speak!

Mal: Hewo!

Uma: See it's a dog!

Sign Up Woman: ...

*Later that day*

Evie: Uma! Why does my two year old have a blue ribbon on her shirt that says best in show! And why is her nose pained! And most of all why is she wearing a collar!