[If you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do
Then baby, I'm perfect
Baby, I'm perfect for you]

Taehyung walked out of his Korean literature class, chatting to his friends about the homework they all had forgotten to do and the reading they had gotten for next week. It was a nice spring afternoon, around five o'clock, and his friends were wondering if they could get ice cream together tomorrow when one of them caught sight of something in the distance. "Holy shit."

One of the girls followed his gaze and widened her eyes as well. "Who's that?"

Taehyung followed his friends' stare and when he finally realized what they were so awed about, he had to stifle a laugh. Jungkook was leaning against his Mercedes, arms crossed and sunglasses hiding his usual glare. His biceps bulged and it showed off the multiple tattoos which Taehyung loved tracing whenever they laid in bed.

"Is he looking for his sugar baby, because damn daddy I'm available", one of his normally innocent friends said, Taehyung swiped his tongue across his bottom lip, feeling jealousy lick at his gut.

A few hickeys – Taehyung's art creation of last night - were peaking just above Jungkook's black shirt which was tight around his chest and stuffed into his pants to show off his waist. Underneath he wore blue jeans and sneakers which looked an awful lot like Taehyung's – they shared the same shoe size after all.

As he raised a hand to glance at his watch, the various rings around his bruised fingers twinkled in the sunlight and then he ran those same fingers through his raven hair, slowly sliding between his locks.

Taehyung could practically sense his friends drooling over his boyfriend and so he decided that he had allowed them enough seconds to stare at his masterpiece of a boyfriend. "Alright guys, my ride's here, I'll be going now."

Their attention was finally ripped away from the handsome guy now that Taehyung blocked their view. "Oh okay", one of them nodded, "I didn't know you had a ride- or is this some kind of pun again and you're about to hook up with a classmate to have sex?"

Taehyung snorted. He had used that pun a lot before but for once, he did have an actual ride. Jungkook was waiting for him and he didn't want to agitate him too much. They had dinner plans in the fancier part of town – though Jungkook most probably will whine about not having eaten enough (those restaurants barely serve enough to fill a third of that man's stomach) and then they'll drive to McDonald's for a burger and fries.

"Bye!" He waved to his friends and then skipped over to the curb where Jungkook finally took notice of him. It was hilarious to Taehyung how much this scenario was similar to the fantasy he had of Jungkook once, way before he found out what his actual job was.

Jungkook being his boyfriend and picking him up from school, it was a fantasy come true and it got even better when he could hear his friends gasp, squeal, and then hoot at him when Jungkook closed his arms around him and they shared a sweet kiss.

Jungkook raised an eyebrow and slid his glasses down to his nose to look at the group behind Taehyung. "Friends of yours?", he asked him. The group of four waved and one of them was excitedly but angrily typing away on her phone.

They could both hear his phone ding multiple times and Taehyung laughed. "I think I'll get scolded tomorrow."

"They didn't know about me yet?", Jungkook asked, releasing the other to open the car door for him. Taehyung shook his head, the blond locks waving in the air, "Nope, but honestly, the moment couldn't have been more perfect. They were drooling over you and unfortunately for them, I'm the one who gets to go home with you."

Jungkook threw his head back and laughed. "Glad to hear that. I hope you'll survive the questioning tomorrow. Tell them I need you back home in the evening because all the hyungs have been whining about properly meeting you. Namjoon is convinced you like him the most, but Jimin smacks him each time he dares saying that out loud."

"I'll let my friends know", Taehyung chuckled, "And I think Yoongi might be my favorite. He's so chill."

Jungkook slid into the driver's seat and put the car in reverse before turning on the radio. "I think he'll be ecstatic to hear that." Taehyung waved at his friends through the open window and then relaxed in his seat. "Does he ever get ecstatic?"

"When he's granted a free day, when we once got that kitten for him, and when you buy him his favorite instant ramen. Besides that, not a lot of things get him excited, except for his dear friends of course."

The two ended the evening as expected; at Mcdonald's. Taehyung with a Mcflurry while Jungkook had two burgers and a large packet of fries lying in front of him, fingers greasy and salty.

After that they cuddled in bed, tummies filled to the brim, while they talked about everything and nothing. Occasionally they would play silly word games whenever they didn't feel like watching something on Netflix but didn't want to go to bed yet.

Jungkook won their game of the night, all because Taehyung couldn't come up with another animal that started with the letter N. Jungkook cheered for himself, excitedly kicking his legs and Taehyung knew he'd be smug all day tomorrow. He didn't often win their games but he was very competitive so that wasn't the best match.

"I have died and gone to heaven", Jungkook sighed, happy with his win.

"I don't think you're going to heaven", Taehyung remarked and when he caught the other's unamused stare he laughed, "What? That's an impartial statement. You're most likely to be found in hell."

"Don't think you'll be going to heaven mister fuckboy", Jungkook chuckled, "I don't think God will be happy with your body count."

"And neither will he be with yours", Taehyung told him, before he got curious, "You actually never told me about yours, the sex one of course. What's the number?"

"Not nearly as high as yours", Jungkook chuckled, feeling Taehyung stick a leg between his to warm his feet. He cuddled closer to the boy, arms grabbing onto the soft cotton shirt that Taehyung adorned. "It's around twenty maybe- or thirty. I think I wrote it down once when I was feeling vain."

Taehyung snorted, "You wrote it down? What a loser."

"How do you remember all of yours then?"

"I don't, I just know how to count", Taehyung told him, "Besides, it's not that hard to remember."

"So I'm not that experienced as you are, but I can live with that. I don't think I'm missing out on anything now that I have a cute butt in my bed every night." Jungkook tapped Taehyung's ass to prove a point.

"Is that all that I am to you?" Taehyung fake whined, dramatically turning around to face Jungkook, "I am so attacked, hurt, upset, how could you do this to me?"

Jungkook snorted.

Taehyung smiled, "Kidding, I'm only in it for your nice dick anyway."

This made Jungkook laugh and then he was rolling over, bringing Taehyung with him to the other side of the bed. "You're always manhandling me", Taehyung pouted before he gasped because he remembered something, "Your pain kink!"

Jungkook stilled. "What?"

"You have a pain kink, right?" Taehyung asked him, "Jimin asked me if I knew, but we never talked about it, but it's obvious you have one."

"I-I don't", Jungkook tried to object but he couldn't when Taehyung stared at him, hand coming up to scratch along his chest and the moan that slipped past his lips were a clear sign Taehyung was right.

"Knew it", Taehyung smirked before musing, "The assassin has a pain kink".

"Shut up", Jungkook groaned, "We can't even go through your kink list or we'll still be here tomorrow evening."

Taehyung rolled his eyes and cuddled closer, "Up for another game? I'm starting with dog."

"Giraffe."

"Elephant."

"Tiger."

"Rabbit, just like you!"

"I can try to bite you like one-"

"I'm not the one with a pain kink!"

"It's most probably on your list though!"

FADE OUT DRAMATICALLY LIKE IN A MOVIE

THE END

I wrote this short story a.k.a 20k story in less than six days?? How?? No idea!

I'll be hibernating after this. I've neglected my studies this week so I'll be studying after this oops- anyway, thank you for reading! I spent the last days just writing this to make sure I could publish them all at once so I hope you enjoyed it a little. 

Begin & End: April 5th 2021

Some info: 

Jungkook's dead body count: 86

Jungkook's sexy body count: 27

Taehyung's dead body count: 0

Taehyung's sexy body count: 106 

The songs of each chapter:

You Me At Six - Little Death

The Neighbourhood - Little Death

Five Seconds Of Summer - Teeth

Royal Blood - Little Monster

NateWantsToBattle - Monster Inside

Chris Crocker- I Want Your Bite

Nico Santes - Play With Fire

You Me At Six - Always Attract

One Direction - Perfect