I came back.

I had to see her again.

I went through the driveway and directly went to the window. A scowl still remained in her features.

"You again?"

"I would like a lettuce," I ordered.

"What?" She snickered.

"Just the lettuce please," I smiled.

She rolled her eyes at me and closed the window. At first I thought she forgot about me but seconds later she appeared with just the lettuce in a napkin.

"Could you explain to me why the bizarre order?" She frowned.

"Gladly to," I beamed.

This was our first conversation.

"Lettuce be more than strangers." I paid a twenty and drove off.

I'm not crazy, I'm just happy.