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(Michael) If you couldn't date Jeremy who would you date?

Michael: Shh, don't tell him

M: I'd totally date Dustin Kropp

(Michael) On a scale of one to infinity, how gay are you?

M: negative one twelfth

(Chloe) How popular do you think you are?

Chloe: So popular that I don't have to answer that question

(Jenna) What's your favorite thing to gossip about?

Jenna: OH BOY, the parties for sure! So much goes down during the parties.

(Rich and Jake) On a scale from 1-10, how dad are you?

Jake: I'd say a solid 7

Rich: Jake, no. We're definitely at least a 9

J: Okay, okay. 8

R: Good enough