This guy wants this job
So the boss asks him in and asks
"What's Some Of your top qualities"
And the guy says "I'm brutally honest"
And so the boss says
"I don't think that's so bad"
And so the guy yells
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!"

Two men were walking in the forest
And they run into the bear
Guy 1 drops to his knees and starts praying
And guy 2 tightens his laces
Guy 1 asks
"Why are you doing that? You can't outrun a bear."
And guy 2 says,
"I know I can't. But I can outrun you."

Two men were in an asylum.
And one day they got tired of it.
So they escaped.
And they were jumping from rooftop to rooftop until they ran into a space in between buildings that was too far to jump.
Guy 1 jumped, though, and made it.
He looked back at guy 2, saying, "Jump!"
But Guy 2 shook his head.
"No! I'll fall!"
So guy 1 has an idea.
He pulls out a flashlight.
"Here," He says, "I'll shine the light and then you can walk across the light to the other side!"
Guy 2 shakes his head.
"No! Are you crazy?" He exclaims.
"You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"