ollie: hey.

kiera: go away.

ollie: no thank you.

kiera: please?

ollie: no.

kiera: then i won't respond anymore.

ollie: not going to work, i love you, i'll keep messaging you until you love me back.

kiera: you'll be waiting a while.

ollie: i don't think so.

kiera: and why is that?

ollie: because you already love me.

kiera: wow, i'm in stitches, where did you learn to be so funny?