I already saw you naked before we even met
Can't ask a guy out, let's meet on Tinder instead

Death to the blind dates and random encounters
Know what you want and what you get after swiping for hours

Don't just say "hey", unoriginality means you suck
And after hoping and waiting the answer's just "wanna fuck?"

He says he's not shallow, he's old-school and nice
He asks me for nudes and then blocks me and cries

I match with a guy, he has a cute smile, he's a nerd
In his pic he halfheartedly cropped out another girl

Meet another student for breakfast, he doesn't like how I chew
Says he doesn't like gay folks, and neither should you

We all close the app and honestly, it's all sad
Subtlety's gone for good and romance is dead.