Aries- everything. Literally. Everything.
Taurus- your crush.
Gemini- Netflix.
Cancer- how much attention your sign gets.
Leo- yourself. (Guilty is charged..)
Virgo- your ships.
Libra- other people.
Scorpio- memes.
Sagittarius- everything, same as Aries.
Capricorn- your wrong opinions.
Aquarius- anime.
Pisces- your problems.