Aries: "No offense, but I'm blessing this earth!"
Taurus: "I have pizza bae and Netflix bae. But sometimes pizza bae gets jealous of Netflix bae..."
Gemini: "Get in the f*cking blanket fort."
Cancer: "Chicken. Big..."
Leo: "Ok, ok. I give up. But before you destroy me, can I just say that I look so much better than you do?"

Tbc