Aries: Plays loud music in the cubicle. Totally predicted that! 

Taurus: Playing video games.

Gemini: Walks in, already on their third cup of coffee, and tries to look alive.

Cancer: Is seen complaining to an HR rep about Aries playing loud music in the cubicles. Party poopers. 

Leo: All but begging for a promotion.

Virgo: Comes 15 minutes early to finish work projects, months in advance. 

Libra: Busy schmoozing with the higher-ups.

Scorpio: Taking an online training course. 

Sagittarius: Actually walked into a wall. Think if you were just a random person and you watched some whacko walk right into a wall for no reason and continue on their way. I would first be concerned about their health, then I would laugh my ass off! 

Capricorn: Is the boss and makes a list of who to fire. 

Aquarius: Fallen asleep at the desk. Hey, Scorpio! Bring the whipped cream! XD 

Pisces:  Bends over to pick up a file. Seems normal enough... or is it? WHAT'S IN THE FILE!!?