Aries: Comes around with a shot gun. "Come out, come out wherever you are, Easter Bunny!"

Taurus: Steals the plastic easter eggs and eats all the candy.

Gemini: Dresses up in the best clothes they have and runs around outside in the mud, bushes, etc. and gets yelled at. But on the inside, "Great job, me! Another tradition of ruining some clothes that costed like $15 again."

Cancer: Hides all the Easter eggs in one specific and obvious area. 

Leo: What ever eggs they find, they hoard them and if anyone tries to take them... they had better pray for mercy.

Virgo: Knows how many eggs there really are and bribes ppl to find theirs for them.

Libra: Fights people for their eggs and (no offense) looses.

Scorpio: Falls asleep in a bush. But if someone takes one egg, the dragon comes to life.

Sagittarius: Smashes real, painted eggs on peoples' heads. 

Capricorn: Leaves out easter eggs with a ton of chocolate in them but has a hidden net under them and waits for others to get caught. Can't catch me, Capricorn! Gonna escape all yo traps.

Aquarius: Teams up with Capricorn, but ends up getting trapped too. 

Pisces: Goes to the store and gets their own chocolate. "No one gonna trick me into getting chocolate filled eggs... bitch."