Aries: Gets the best presents, but still wants more.

Taurus: Eats most of everything at dinner time and doesn't care if they miss out on presents.

Gemini: Still believes in Santa, even after their parents said that he wasn't real. Sorry if I just broke everyone's world. 

Cancer: Sneaks down stairs at night and sits in front of the tree looking at the lights. 

Leo: Sleeps in the hallway waiting for Santa. True. 

Virgo: Already knows that Santa was their parents before everyone else.

Libra: Just tears open their presents, not even caring who goes now or later. 

Scorpio: Hides under the tree, ready to kill Santa if he comes into their fucking house. This is my house!!! 

Sagittarius: Sneaks down stairs at midnight and walks by their parents who are putting the presents under the tree and eats the cookies. "I know the drill, mom and dad." *PARENTS CONTINUE TO STAND THERE, SHOCKED*

Capricorn: Doesn't get what present they wanted. "Fuck!! I'm leaving!!!" Goes into the snow, and comes back in three minutes. 

Aquarius: Falls asleep in church and complains about how cold it is.

Pisces: Hords their toys/clothes/etc. and doesn't let A N Y O N E touch or see it.