Tw : Death, Self Unaliving, Cursing

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Why is peformance so hot- anyways im gonna crimge with you guys as you read with me. Because i once made a Tsundere and Yandere Au for myself in a gc with my friends lmao. Despite most of the fandom agree that Peformance Guide and Frantic Stagehand have a thing together. Yeah im gonna be hated on arent i? Anyways.. Enjoy the cringe lmao.

Please forgive me for the text you are about to see.💀

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TSUNDERE!PEFORMANCE

[ He blushed under his mask from embarrassment. also insert school au ]

“ I- Its not that i like you! hmph. ” He did the tsundere turn.

“ I- Y'know what- Nevermind... Just meet me at the rooftop and everything's fine, Got it?! ” He said, With them Tsundere ass voice.

“ J-Just make sure to get there.. okay? lunchtime. dont be late. ” Peformance switched to a bit softer tone.

more tsundere man!!!1!1!

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[ At Lunchtime.. ]

“ Your Here! what took you so long?! You were almost late! but anyways.. ” He said, Pulling out an extra bento box and blushing.

“ Here, eat up. ” He said while he was still in denial that he had feelings.

[ AT FRIDAY SMH. ]

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As he was waiting for you, impatiently but also patient i guess, he felt a mix in between, he didnt send a meet up letter to you for nothing.. most importantly under the cherry blossom tree!

still in denial he had feelings of dear love. finally you came!!1!1

“ I- What took you so long..? ” Instead of the loud and annoying tsundere tone he's normally in, its a soft and timid tone a bit.

“ Okay look, I like you, im saying it right here and there. and no this isnt my acting skills. Its real, True feelings... Im too embarrased to say anything more so please- just kiss me? ” He asked in a requesting tone in that last part, EMBARRASED TSUNDERE MF THAT I LOVE.

[ YOU ARE LIKE : NO!!!1!1 ]

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You had rejected, Its clear that Peformance was trying to swallow his tears.

“ O-Oh! i u-understand.. ” You could tell from the stuttering, after that incident.. he never appeared to school again.

Everytime you passed by Rhythm, He gave death glares at you.

Later you read a news report that.. Peformance killed himself.

[ YOU WERE LIKE : Yes. ]

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Peformance was happy, he just didnt had the courage to say that he liked you until now!!1!1!1!!1!

And yeah, good ending!!!1 Rhythm and his troupe congratulations you guys! and the rest of the school!!1

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Bonus!! (Provided by my friend) :

BAD ENDING :

"𝙔𝙤𝙪... 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙧.."

*𝙍𝙝𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙢𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙞𝙢...*

(If you cant read fonts :

"You... You murderer.."

*Rhythms words echoed through your mind, you really did kill him...*)

GOOD ENDING

"𝙎𝙤𝙤𝙤.. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙮 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚?"

"𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙖 𝙙𝙞𝙙 '𝙞𝙩' 𝙮𝙚𝙩?"

*𝙍𝙝𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙢 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙈𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃*

(I translate fonts :

"Soo.. You got a partner, ay Peformance?"

"Have ya did 'it' yet?"

*Rhythm was just teasing their brother, MWHAHAHAHAHA*)

“ ... what? oh you mean those vey innapropiate scenes in some movies where there mostly skipped because who the hell wants to see them? no, im sending you to horny jail. ” - Peformance

"𝙉𝙖𝙝, 𝙃𝙚𝙀 𝙃𝙖𝙃𝘼𝘼𝙃𝘼!-'

(I again translate my friends fonts for u :

"Nah, HeE HaHAAHA!-" )

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YANDERE!PEFORMANCE :

[ Once again, school AU, kinda based off Yan Sim. Yandere Peformance instead of Tsundere Peformance. also i was literally listening to class fight while making this so there might be some similarities. Rhythm is probably supposed to be info-chan/kun in this one idk. ]

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Peformance was asked to give something to one of his classmates. walking down the hallways to find that person. UNTIL HE SAW THE CLASSMATE MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. soon he felt an urge.. what urge? the urge to murder.

Peformance decided to wait until lunch to make him pay. delivering a letter to the classmate or shet like that. before that.. he grabbed a knife.
kinda asking to meet somewhere ig? maybe the gym? idk.

“ You think your really funny huh? ” He said, just straight up glaring. holding a knife in hand. the other person aka classmate, was confused if this was a practice of acting skills or something serious.

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Wait where are the classmate's eyes- FUCK ITS IN PEFORMANCE'S BLOODY GLOVES. Peformance went to the bathroom and cleaned his Gloves. just yeah, Physical education was next so he just kinda chhanged into PE attire, no one suspected him, but someone did find the body, did i forget to mention that Peformance was wearing gloves? yeah so he didnt get arrested or caught.

maybe you have to be more careful- idk man the drama club leader is going crazy over you.

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BONUS! (Also provided by my friend) :

𝙝𝙤𝙊𝙤𝙃𝙤𝙝𝙤𝙃𝙤𝙃𝙤𝙃𝙊!
*𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙝*

(I will translate my friends fonts :

hoOoHohoHoHoHO!
*Laughs in French* )

‘ Brother what the fu- ’ /j

“ WhAt. ” - also peformance btw!

*𝙍𝙝𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙢 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙠𝙣 𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙧: *

(I translate :

*Rhythm messinf around with no idea that their brother is a fkn murderer: * )

*Rhythm Once They Find Out Their Brother Is A Murderer*

Peformance : Whos the one saying ‘ WHAT THE FU-’ now?

Rhythm : BROTHER WHAT THE FU-

“ Look they were assaulting someone!! ” -Peformance

“ Peformance dont you know that you could just report it to a teacher- ” -Rhythm

“ Our teacher is a dumbass. ” -Peformance

“ Wait yeah your right. ” -Rhythm

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No this wasnt a frantic stagehand x Peformance Guide intentional purposes, this was just for me to calm down my simping rampage over peformance guide. LMAO.

plz kill me this is so cringe what am i doing with my life help im scared.

Why is peformance guide hot wtf, Why do i wanna make a peformance guide x author book for you guys to cringe over my crush on them.

I think Peformance Guide x Frantic Stagehand shippers will hate me help what to do SHHSSHHS idk what to do so im just writing these extra words.

Thanks for surviving this cringeyness.