Rakshit- Teacher

Divya- Princpal

Romi- Student

Drishti- Romi's sister

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It was result day and Romi was sleeping soundly in his room unaware of the fact that today were his results. His friend Rohan called him.

Rohan- Bro result lene aa raha hai kya?

Romi- Shit. Result to aj hai. Tu ek kam kr tu mera result dekh le. Agar mein ek subject mein pass hua to good morning to you bhejna. Kyuki di ke pas hone ka khatra hai. Agar zyada mein hua to good morning to you and your di bhejna.

Rohan- ok.

After waiting for almost two hours he texts him. He thinks maybe Rohan didn't go at that time

Romi- acha rehne de. Agar mein ek subject mein fail hua to go morning likhna aur agar do mein to good morning to you and your di.

He was gonna put his phone down when his phone vibrates. It was a message from Rohan.

Rohan- Good morning to you, your di, your relatives and your neighbors also.

Romi- wth man? How can it happen?

He calls Rohan.

Romi- yr ye kaise hua? Maths mein bhi?

Rohan- trigonometry ko dekhke tumhe ate hain chakkar, probability mein chalte hai tumhare tukke, graphs mein tum ban jate ho doctor jo sidha marte hue patient ki pulse banata hai. Aur tum puch rahe ho maths mein bhi? Nahi bhai ap to fail ho hi nhi sakte. BADA AYA RD SHARMA.

Romi- yrrrr.

Drishti got a call from his college regarding results. She leaves to his college and Romi also goes with her.

They enter Principal's cabin. Rakshit doesn't have very good relations with Romi as both keep messing up with each other. But he like Drishti😂.

Divya- Oh come Miss Drishti

Drishti- good morning mam. Good morning sir.

Rakshit- Miss Sharma does your brother has brain? Ismein dimag namak cheez hai?

Drishti- what happened sir?

Rakshit- tell me. Hab ye paida hua tha to kahi ye chahu ya bhua vagera ke hathon mein se gir to nhi gaya tha?

Drishti- no sir.

Rakshit- Did you see his his results? He failed in every subject.

Drishti looks at Romi while Romi looks down at the ground while playing with the chair on which Drishti is sitting. Rakshit is sitting beside her.

Divya- I think sir you should have given grace marks.

Rakshit- 0.5 marks ko kitni grace deta?

Romi- sir 0.5 ko 1 kr do.

Rakshit- done

Romi- ab use 1.5 kr do.

Rakshit- no problem.

Romi- aise hi khich ke 100 tak le jao sir.(This thing is always in my mind.😅)

He smiles with all his teeth on display.

Rakshit- Miss Shrama dekha apne. You just read his math exam. Answer sheet bhi ro rahi hai ki kis gadhe ne pakar li. 5 sal se lagatar fail. I just remember ki Divya aur Romi ek hi class mein the na?

Divya- stop it sir. Show us the answer sheet.

Rakshit- agar aisa hi chalta raha to as now Divya is the Principal of this college and Romi a student. It will soon happen that Divya is the Principal and Romi will be the sweeper.

Answer sheet

1. X² - y² = x²+ y² - 2xy

Drishti- but it is right.

Rakshit- ye question exam mein hi nhi tha. He created his own questions and solved them. Most amusing is that he got all those questions wrong except this. Islea 0.5 dea.

Divya- plz sir. Kuch aur dikhaea.

Anwer sheet 2 and more

1. What was Newton's 3rd law of motion?
- Newton's 3rd law of motion is Newton's 3rd law of motion.

2. What is the future tense of I lost my pen?
- My friend will be found dead.

Romi- cuz obviously he would have stolen it.

Rakshit- shut up.

3. How was cricket introduced in India?
- He wrote about dum laga ke haisha movie.

4. What will you do if you get 6 million dollars loanfor your business?
- Be known as Niraj Modi number 2.

Rakshit- rest all answers are blank.

Drishti- I am sorry sir. He won't repeat it again.

She gets up with teary eyes. Rakshit also gets up and hugs her😂acting to console her.

Rakshit- no problem Miss Sharma. I am there for you.

Divya fakes a cough. Rakshit separates.

Rakshit- I mean I am there for Romi.

Divya- He us just weak in studies only. Rest his behavior is awesome.

Rakshit- may I explain that also?

Precap- Romi's behaviour at school.

I don't know what to write in question answer so just 3 meaningless questions.

How was it?

I am bad at intentionally trying to write something like this. Every time it happens as an accident only that I end up writing nonsense 😅😅