Rakshit- Romi will you receive the honour to explain or should I?

Romi- ........

Rakshit- (narrates incidents)

1. Romi didn't do the home work.

Rakshit- where is your homework Romi?

Romi- Sir vo ..

Rakshit- ye mat kehna kutte ne kha lea.

Romi- When did you?

Rakshit- wth. Kehna kya chahte ho?

Romi- nothing sir. Nothing. Aur agar khaya bhi to my kutta is my kutta none of your kutta.

Rakshit- Kapil Sharma Show kam dekho. Cast Sharma hai iska matlab ye nhi ki tum Kapil Sharma ho.

Romi(murmuring)- cast shergill hai iska matlab ye nhi ki tum sher ho.

Rakshit- Where is your homework?

Romi- (unconscious)
(Just acting)

2. Romi was behaving like the most religious person on earth.

Rakshit was distributing registers.

Rakshit- Sahil.
Rohan.
Varshini.
Akash.
Alvina.
Kavya.
Airish.
Satya.
Om namah shivay😂
(He looks up amused) kaun hai ye om namah shivay.

Everyone looks at Romi who was sitting on the last bench.

Rakshit- Come here Romi.

Romi comes.

Rakshit- what is this?

He shakes his register and pictures of gods and goddesses fall on his desk.

Rakshit- (beating him)tu college mein parne ata hai ya Pandit banne ki siksha lene.

3. Romi came running to the class shouting- run terrorist attack.

The whole class ran away.

Romi laughing behind- July fool banaya july fool.

4. Oath.

Everyone- India is my country all Indians are my brothers and sisters. I love my country and is proud of it's rich amd varied heritage.

Romi- India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters except Principal Divya. Rest whatever they said same to same.

5. When terrorists attacked

Everyone was scared.

Romi- Wow patake. Chalo hum bhi ja ke chalate hain.

Rakshit- abe vo sab terrorists hain.

Romi- why fear when Romi is here? Divya mam mein aa raha hun.

Hears a gunshot.

Everyone sees here and there but can't find Romi. They look at the back and Romi is hiding in Divya's lap.

6. A boy vomited. Everyone got aside. But he came later with a box of sweets.

Romi- badhai ho😂😂

Rakshit- ise matlab kahan se uthe ke lae the? Matlab apki mom ne ise paida krte hue kya khaya tha?

Drishti- idk. Ap ye kyu puch rahe hain.

Rakshit- taki kahi tum na kha lo aur hamara bacha kahi aisa na ho.

Drishti- whattt!!!

Rakshit- nothing. Nothing.

Romi- acha ji. Aur jo mere har project ke marks lagane ke lea di ka number hobbies etc puchte ho uska kya?

Drishti- 😳

Rakshit- 😳no no. Aur han jo tumhare dost Divya ke budhe bap ko sasur ji keh kr bulate hain uska kya.

Divya- 😳

Romi- acha aur kaun hai vo jo Di ki hr id ko secretly stalk krta hai.

Rakshit- kaun gai vo jo Divya ke sath time spend krne ke lea punishment leta hai.

Romi- kaun hai vo jo meri books rakh leta hai aur di ko milne ke bahane se yahan ata hai.

Rakshit- Kaun hai vo jo jisne...

Drivya- shut upppppppp!!!!!

Hope you all like it. Bs bhai ab dimag mein aur kuch nhi aa raha🤧.