"These puppets are absolutely adorable, Orihime. You should teach me how to make some so I can make some for Ururu!"

"Of course I will," came Orihime's reply.

The camera was zoomed in on a sign that read, 'Why does ex-taicho of the twelfth like the taicho of the tenth?' Again, it was being held by Hyorinmaru and Haineko, the puppets for some reason wearing odd objects. The blue dragon sock wore a green pinstriped hat and the cat had mutated to have an extra pair of ears, black to be exact.

Matsumoto was about to zoom out the camera, when Urahara piped up to wait. Suddenly, he flipped over the sign. 'First, an explanation of the meaning of the meaning of like that we are using for this documentary.'

"Nani!" Matsumoto's voice was suddenly full of panic.

"I mean like as in friendship and not like as in a crush or romantic attraction," Urahara smiled as it zoomed out to show the shop keeper.

Orihime stuck her face in front of the camera. "What did he mean by that?"

"Non-perturbed by Orihime's confused pouty ace, which quickly moved out of the way, Matsumoto spoke up. "What I want to know is why you felt saying that was actually necessary?"

"Because your taicho is extremely bright, but he can… at times… think too much into things."

"Oh… like how sometimes I lose my socks in the laundry and I wonder if leprechauns took them to create sling shots to use against Aizen?" Orihime piped up, only to be ignored.

"I don't think your shoving so many words and rewording our sign helped in alleviating any misconstruction he might have," Matsumoto stated.

"And have a childish level of wording, how insulting," Urahara protested.

"But you didn't get to draw on your sign like Momo-chan did," Orihime pouted.

"That's why I created another sign," Urahara smiled. He held up a sign with very childish, equal sized cartoonish pictures of him and Yoruichi… in her cat form. The sign read 'Papa-chan and Mama-chan'.

"What the hell are you trying to do! Get him to hunt you down and freeze you to death!" Matsumoto complained.

"Good reaction!"

"Excuse me!"

"I like the fact he's an evil kid genius," Urahara suddenly piped up.

"All right, I am personally pulverizing you for saying that!"

"Well… he did glue his former taicho's sandals to the floor."

"Yes… but…"

"And set his former taicho's haori on fire,"

"Ran-chan, did Toshiro-kun really do these things?"

"The first was a trap to stop our former taicho from glomping him, the second was completely an accident… that… I kind of helped…"

"Or the time he froze your underwear with Hyorinmaru?" Urahara smirked.

"He was blackmailed!" Matsumoto narrowed her eyes.

"Ehh… but still, the conniving little devil, isn't he?" Urahara smirked and faned hims self.

"Orihime, take the camera," the camera shifted. "I need too…"

Note - The two incidents that Urahara mentions attually take place in two of my other fanfics, "Admiration" and "Immunda Sub Ubi". I guess I should go ahead and post those as well :P