The camera flashed on, while Orihime spoke from the side. "So, Rangiku-san, who should we interview next?"

"We need to go and see..." However, there was a slight bob of the camera, as if Matsumoto had noticed something.

There was then a loud, shrill sound. "Finally, the glorious mountains..." which was followed by a loud oomph as Kon went flying backwards from Rangiku's visible hand. The was a pause, and then Kon climbed up onto something. "Are you making a video about wonderful me?"

"No... we're making a video about my wonderful, absolutely adorable taicho," Rangiku cooed. One might take her tone as being sweet, however, there was a hidden venom there.

"What! Why that little brat!" Kon stated, pointing his stuffed animal paw at his face. "I'll give a piece of mind here what I think of him. He is one of the most spoiled little kids I have ever met. Sure, he acts all mature, but he is just as much as a demon as those kids back on Earth. How Ichigo puts up with him, I don't know... but I do know Ichigo has been frustrated with him more then once!"

"You're just jealous," Rangiku stated.

"Of course I am! He gets to feel your mountains many times over! How lucky is that!" Kon stated, his tone filled with ire.

"You little pervert!" Matsumoto let out a growling sound.

"Rangiku! Calm down!" Orihime piped up.