"Meow!" A female zampaktuo posed for the camera. "My turn!"

"So, what do you like about taicho?" Matsumoto asked.

Haineko suddenly posed in another annoying pose. "Your taicho is so adorable! He's our little baby!"

"Haineko!" the woman snapped out.

"But then his zampaktuo is so hawt. As in the cool form, not the word meaning warm," the female zampaktuo purred.

"Haineko!"

"Oh come on! You think of him as your own little one, and I think his zampaktuo spirit is just..." the female stated.

"Haineko!" Rangiku stated, as the zampaktuo spirit disappeared.

"Rangiku-san... she disappeared..." Orihime piped up.

"I couldn't handle any more of her idiosyncrasy!" the lieutenant of the tenth blubbered out.