The noise

Screeching

Loud

Obnoxious

Coming out of

A yellow

Long

Thing

What could it be?

Who brought it?

Laughs galore

Mouth open

Get me out of here

Expression

Doesn't cluck

Or fly

Or lay eggs

But got a

Ghetto booty

And long legs

It can't and won't model

This inanimate object

Will get a reaction

Anywhere it goes

Weddings

Meetings

Cars

In the hands of

Silly boys

It becomes

A powerful weapon

Of annoyance

And hilarity

The rubber chicken

So misunderstood

Unloved

Left behind

Until the next

Inexperienced person

Gives it a home

And then......

BAAKAAAAA!!!!!!!