Tatsu woke up with a sticky note to his face from Yuki Karasuki, which told him she would allow him to skip school for today and that she had washed his cloths, leaving him a different set to wear for today.

The other side said to help himself to the fridge.

Tatsu: Free day, huh...?

Tatsu: Guess I'll go around, looking for more leads... Or sleep...

(KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK)

Tatsu: Murder it is!

Getting up, wearing nothing but his underwear, Tatsu opened the door to find the loud knocker to be a man with thick glasses and a ponytail holding flowers.

Man: Marry me!

Tatsu: No.

(SLAM)

Tatsu: Great... I'm attracting nerdy twinks.

Guy:(muffled) Whaaaaat!?

[Side Story 1; "Teacher's pets"]

(KNOCK, KNOCK)

Tatsu: Hm?

Walking back to the door, Tatsu opens it to find the same man who proposed.

Tatsu: Take a hint jackass.

Guy: A-Are you Lady Karasuki's s-s-son!?

Tatsu: Eh? No.

Guy: Oh thank- THAT MEANS YOU'RE HER BOYFRIEND!?!!

Tatsu:(tilts head)

Guy: S-so she's into younger guys...

Tatsu: Okay, your assumptions might ruin my rep, so let me make this clear.

Tatsu: I was just staying the night.

Guy: Are you saying you had a one night stand-

(BAM)

(Later....)

Outside Yuki's apartment, Tatsu and this guy were eating a sandwich.

Tatsu: Sorry about your nose...

Guy: It's quite alright... Since you reignited hope that I have a chance.

Guy: Oh, I'm Kevin.

Tatsu: Kevin? You're a foreigner or something?

Kevin: Yeah, I wasn't born in Japan... But that's unimportant. How is my precious Yuki?

Tatsu: I don't know. Good?

Tatsu: What exactly is your relationship with my teacher? You like her boyfriend or something?

Kevin: Uhmmm... Well, not yet...

Tatsu: Not yet?

Kevin: You see child...

Tatsu: You wanna flat nose?

Kevin: I'm one of the many knights across the world after miss Karasuki's heart.

Kevin: Many of these knights want her for just her looks, to make themselves happy... But I?

Kevin: I wish to make her happy! I can only do that by marrying and serving her to my fullest.

Tatsu: Are you sure you don't want to be her butler...?

Kevin: Young man, you must help me before these other knights manage to deceive her into a loveless relationship!

???: Do not listen to this man!

Tatsu: Eh?

Three men arrive. One was muscular with a ponytail. One was fat with a ponytail tail. The third one looked kinda like a girl but wore men's clothing, a mustache and had a ponytail.

Tatsu: Who are you three?

Three jackasses: To protect Yuki-san from fuck boys and losers...

Three jackasses: To unite all those who worship the bottom and bosoms of the one true beauty...

Buff guy: Stevin!

Fat guy: Evvin

Guy?: Alvin.

Stevin/Evvin/Alvin: And "Yuki" die or "Yuki" join us! TEAM... "Y.R.H"!!

Alvin:(whispers) It means Yuki-san's Reverse Harem.

Tatsu:....(Gags)

Kevin: Young man! These are the evils I spoke about!

Kevin: A group of miscreants who want to "share" Yuki-san between each other!

Kevin: To enter a... "Polygamist" relationship. A loveless farce of a relationship...

Kevin: THEIR TRUE GOAL IS TO GANG BANG HER!

Kevin:(glares) Consensually...

Alvin/Stevin/Evvin: ONLY IF SHE'S INTO IT!!

Tatsu:...

Tatsu: I'm going to leave.... Don't follow me.

Stevin: Wait! Young man... We saw you be taken in by the kindest maiden in the world last knight...

Alvin: You must hold significance to her... Which means you could possibly end a powerful struggle as old as when Yuki-san became legal!

Evvin: Join us... And together... We can sniff her panties...

Kevin: No! Join me! And we can play with her bras that retrain her glorious mountains.

Tatsu: Tch... I've heard enough. This is what's going to happen...

Tatsu: I'm going to beat the shit out of all of you pervs... Then take your money to buy myself ramen.

Pervs: Eh?

(One beat down later....)

Stevin: Ughhhhh....!

Evvin: Owie...!

Alvin: Oh no... The Queen is... Is...

Kevin: Protected by a dragon... Ugh...!

Tatsu: I should probably ask if Teach knows about these pervs.... After ramen...

[Sidestory End]

Tatsu:(buuurp)

With a mighty burp, Tatsu exits the ramen shop and walks down Isezaki road. Along his way, he noticed a small stage being set up with many children gathering in wait.

Girl: Oh no!

Noticing  a girl, slightly older than Tatsu in an alleyway, Tatsu's curiosity got the better of him, so he investigated.

(Tourist From The Country side; Miku Ryunaka)

She stood over a mascot suit.

Miku: Huh?

Tatsu:?

[Side story 2; "There goes Yakuza Man!!"]

Due to his plain white shirt, Miku could see Tatsu's tattoos. With an excited look, ran up to Tatsu. She tried looking at his tattoo.

Miku: Whoa! Are you a Yakuza?

Tatsu: A different type than you might be thinking of.

Miku: Ah!

Miku: Oh, I'm Miku Ryunaka by the way!

Tatsu: Tatsu Kosuke.

Miku: Kosuke, are you here to watch the "Detective Justina vs Yakuza-man live show" too?

Tatsu: The what?

Grabbing his face, Miku turns it towards the little stage surrounded by kids.

Miku: That! It's a live show based on the classic manga which recently got an anime adaptation.

Miku: It's about a young cop out to fight for justice with her magic powers of Justice!

Miku: And on the other half is Yakuza-man! Someone who lives on the dark side of the world, and does crime!

Tatsu: Never heard of it...

Miku: Its sooo! Epic!

Tatsu: Really?

Miku: Yeah! I came all the way here to see the show... But uhm...(Looks at costume)...

Tatsu: What happened to the guy in the suit?

Miku: Well... He was smoking the green brand of cigarettes and Yakuza man only smokes red brand...

Miku: So I might have tried smacking away the cigarette and accidentally knocked his lights out...

Tatsu: Eh?

Miku: And dumped his body in a dumpster... That uhmm..

Dumptruck:(beep, beep)

Tatsu:!?

Tatsu: Are you sure you ain't Yakuza...?

Miku:(sigh)... Sorry, but I think I've gotta tell the staff...

She walks off depressed as Tatsu turns to the suit. A woman then came up from behind Tatsu, kicking him in the butt and onto the suit.

Woman: Slacking off are we!?

Tatsu: Hey, what the hell!?

She began forcing the suit on.

Woman: Useless bastard! Not only do you smoke that crap which is out of character, but you slack off too!?!

Shoved into the suit, Tatsu is finally free from her grip. Behind the giant mascot costume head, he glared, somehow giving off his menace through the mask.

Woman: You go off in-

(CRASH)

Slamming the woman into the freshly emptied dumbster, Tatsu dusts his hands.

Tatsu: Next time make sure you kick the right person, you stupid-

Kid: YAKUZA-MAN JUST KILLED THAT OLD LADY!!!!

Tatsu:....

He turns around to see the group of kids staring at him. On the stage was a blond woman in a fusion between a magical girl and a police officer.

Tatsu:(mind) Uh-oh...

Justina: Yakuza-Man! Your crimes have not gone unnoticed!

Justina: Prepare to face my magical Justice!

Tatsu:(mind) Shit! How did I get into this mess!?

Tatsu:(mind) These kids are looking at me... I might like breaking bones, but kids hearts?

Tatsu:(mind) Ugh... Fine. He's a Yakuza, right? Just gotta act like it.

Crouching like a thug, Tatsu puts on a voice and attempts to become one with the role.

Yakuza-man: Your magical Justice? Hmph. Give it your best shot.

(Kid cheering)

Getting on stage, Yakuza-man was surrounded by a few actual thugs.

In his stead they charged at Justina and on stage, got their assess violently kicked.

Tatsu:(mind) Wow, so real...!

(Pow)

Getting knocked behind the stage, Tatsu saw the thug lay unconscious with a bloody nose. They didn't move.

Tatsu:(mind) This is for kids?

Miku;(Fan dance) WHOOO! GO JUSTINA!!!

Tatsu:(mind) And that girl-

Yakuza-man was flipped over onto his back where Justina tried to stomp on his head. His instincts wouldn't allow it, thus Tatsu rolled aside and got up.

Tatsu:(mind) Oh, you wanna fight!? Then let's fight!

Yakuza-man pulls off his shirt to reveal a cartoon dragon tattoo.

(1 hour of fighting later....)

Kids:(cheering)

Tatsu:(mind) Who the hell is this lady!?!

Justina:(pants)... You're quite formidable... But your reign of crime ends here!

She pulls out a wand.

Justina: "Burning Justice"!

(FROOOOSH)

Real fire is spat out from the wand.

Tatsu:(mind) Holy shit!?!

Dodging the fire, Tatsu watches as the wand is attached to a handle and becomes a pistol.

Kids: Police brutality! Police brutality!

They chanted.

Tatsu:....

Yakuza-man begins running away. Justina gives chase with Miku and a hord of kids following after them.

Justina: Justice will be served! All twenty courses!

Tatsu:(mind) This is the last time I do something for kids!!

(BANG)

[Sidestory End]

(SLAM)

Dumping Yakuza-man in the trash, Tatsu found himself in the red light district.

Tatsu: Now... Since that's settled... What next?

He walks past an adult shop, where he noticed a familiar woman peek her head out the ribbon curtains. Tatsu noticed her too. It was his tattoo artist, Rei. She waved him over. Taken aback, Tatsu looks around abd finds no one. When she continued to call him over, Tatsu gave in and approched.

Entering the adult shop, he found Rei behind the counter.

Rei: It's my lucky day it seems... I need your help.

Tatsu:?

Rei: I'll make your coloring free.

Tatsu:!

[Sidestory 3: "The People's Needs"]

Rei needed to take care of important business, thus, she decided to entrust Tatsu who she equipped with a fake mustache to make sure no one questions his age.

Tatsu's job was simple.

Scan whatever people wanted to buy, and take their money. And if someone came asking for a package, then he'd only need to match the name they give to the box.

Tatsu:....

A woman then entered. For a moment she was caught off guard by Tatsu's presence, but she then continued to peruse the merchandise.

Tatsu:(mind) Nobody's Perfect♪

Woman: Excuse me?

Tatsu: Hm? What's up?

Woman: I wanted to try something new with my husband. Which do you recommend?

Woman: The maid outfit or the bunny girl outfit?

Tatsu: Get both. Become a bunny maid. He'll never see it coming.

Tatsu:(mumbles) Was that a pun?

Woman: Ohhhh... Okay. I'll do that.

The woman leaves with two costumes.

Tatsu:(mind) Man, is it this easily to sell things to people?

A guy wearing a mask and trenchcoat enters the shop. Looking disappointed at the sight of Tatsu, they began looking around.

Man: I would like this whip wand, and katana.

Tatsu turns around to see the weaponry on the wall behind him.

Tatsu:.... Sure.

Tatsu:(mind) Whips and wands I get... But what kinda kink needs swords, guns and A FLAMETHROWER!?

Selling the man the items, they leave as a ten year old girl enters. They had a cold dead stare.

Tatsu: The fuck you staring at?

Girl: I'm here for a package. Under the name... Rosa.

Looking down at all the packages under the counter, Tatsu pulls out the one with "Rosa" written on it, and he hands it off.

Girl:.... I'll be back, hehehe... HAHAHA!!

Tatsu: No, you can get yourself out of here and never come back.

Tatsu:(mind) Alright... Something is off.

As the girl leaves a familiar woman enters.

Seonhee/Tatsu:?

Tatsu: Well? Don't be shy, even hags like you have needs, am I right?

Seonhee:(sigh)... That isn't why I'm here, twirp. Where's the lady who should be here?

Tatsu: Emergency. Roped me into this.

Tatsu: So what do you need? Dildos? Butt plugs? Anal beeds?

Tatsu: Oh! What about a buzzing nipple ring? I know you have one pierced.

Seonhee: How about I shove my foot up your ass? I know how you love getting beaten by older women.

Tatsu: Key word "Older". Minus the "er".

Seonhee: Package. Spider. Give it. Or do I have to beat your ass a second time?

Tatsu:(pulls out package) Enjoy.

Seonhee: Don't worry. I will.

She leaves as Tatsu sticks out his toung. Seonhee looks back, sticks out her toung and gets out.

It wasn't long after, Rei returned, fanning herself as she leans against the counter.

Rei:(sigh)...

Rei: So how did it go?

Tatsu: It was fine.

Rei: No issues?

Tatsu: There was this little girl... But she was just a creep.

Rei: I see...? Well... As a reward, you can pick out one thing here for free.

Tatsu: I want the free coloring.

Rei: So you pick me~?

Tatsu:(rolls eyes)... What was so important that you had to leave me of all people to keep watch?

Rei: A new product suddenly got released... As per my deal for a discount, I had to go test it out.

Tatsu:(looks at sex toys)

Tatsu:(looks at weapons)

Tatsu: What was the product?

Rei:(fans self) I'll tell you when you're older.

Tatsu: I can't tell if you killed someone or not.

Rei: It's called plausible deniability. Now get lost. I'll tell you once I can color you.

Getting shoved out of the shop, Tatsu rip of his fake mustache and tosses it aside and decided to head back to Yuki's apartment.

But along the way, Tatsu noticed he was being followed.

Glancing back, it was the creepy ten year old from before. Tatsu immediately went to confront her.

Tatsu: What do you want?

Girl: A package...

Tatsu: I gave you one.

Girl: Not... That kind... Hehehe, hahaha!

Tatsu:....

Kicking the child, Tatsu runs off. But her creepy laughter stilled echoed into the night.

[Substory End]

To be continued....