Hello young Lightwoods, I'm Gabriel

And I'm the better brother Gideon

I highly controdict that statement

Why? Is my name not Gideon? What should I change it to?

Wilbur

How about Elise as I am, of course, your sister

Then why did you call yourself my brother just a moment ago

I get very sexually confused around you

What did you just say?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing that you need to worry about

I fear that you're wrong there

I am completely secure in my sexuality

And what might that be?

A straight cis male of course

More like a gay trans woman with a tendancy for incestual behaviour

I have no idea what you're talking about

So perhaps we should divert our attention back to the subject of this chapter

We never were there to go back to it

Yes we were Gideon, just accept that I'm right

I'm afraid that that's practically impossible

Am I going to have to tazer you into participation?

I'm afraid if you threaten me again brother Jason's going to be paying us a visit very soon

Do you mean the guy in the corset with the fake beard?

No, that was Markus, I'm talking about Jason

*Unidentified scratching noise from behind Gabriel*

What was that?

Nothing brother, just do exactly as I say

As long as we get on with the chapter, I'm growing rather impatient and we haven't even introduced the subject

Over 200 words in? That must be a new record

So then young Lightwoods, hello once again, and welcome to our guide on something that I have recently discovered: Nightcore

What in the angels name is that?

That's why we're here Gideon, so that I might educate you on the important things in life

I'm pretty sure Jem Carstairs' cat fetish is more important

We will get to that eventually brother, for now, listen to me

Just remember sister, before you say anything against me Jason's still here

*Scratching resumes*

Will you cut it out!

Overexagurated gasp! Jason is highly offended

You know you're meant to put the little stars around that gasp right?

Of course I do, I'm not dumb

I beg to differ

So as I was saying

You weren't saying anything actually, all I heard was an endless stream of nonesense that seemed to be emitting itself from your mouth in a strange sort of way that I suppose you would call talking

... as I was going to say

You really shouldn't do that

What?

Say anything

Am I going to have to ignore you?

No, you shall listen to my every word

Nightcore is a form of music that for some unimaginable reason is sped up and made higher

So it's kind of like an opium addict running a marothon

Exactly!

And I guess that means that everyone who listens to it is a druggie and should be thrown into some dark endless pit in the drunken outskirts on a cold London night

Yes this does include Crystal_Wolf358

In fact, it only includes Crystal_Wolf358

Nightcore tends to have something to do with what I believe is called anime

We don't know exactly what that it is, but often features cartoon figures, more than often in poses that are exposing or suggestive

Not that Gideon's complaining

What are you suggesting

You know exactly what I'm suggesting, and so does everyone else

No one believes you

Oh brother, I'm afraid everyone does

Moving swiftly on

There is another form of nightcore that I believe is called nightstep

I have no idea who came up with this ridiculous idea, but it seems to be a combination of the aformentioned nightcore and another style of music known as dubstep

Which is basically when people take a piece of terrible music and make it ten times worse

In conclusion: nightstep is bad music sped up in a high pitches voice that makes you extremely uncomfortable

In what way?

... you just had to didn't you

I believe that Crystal_Wolf358 would disagree with our opinions on both nightcore and nightstep

But then again she is an arragant, socially awkward child with no future ahead of her

So her opinion is invalid

In fact, everyone's opinion is invalid besides Jason's

What are you saying?

Goodbye little brother

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Crystal_Wolf358 would just like to point out that all comments made are purley for the sake of the  story and that no offence should be taken

But if you left at the first mention of incest or opium to call the authoritys and have her put into an asylum then I guess it would be better for all of us

Also if you haven't noticed by now this story has had a cover change, so now my wonderful face is on the front!

As is mine!

Crystal_Wolf358 thought she did a good job making it, but to be honest the only decent part is my face

Goodbye once again young Lightwoods!