Hi I'm Gabriel

I'm Gideon

And welcome to another long anticipated chapter of our book

Today we shall be discussing the art of modern music

And what vocal topics are way overused

Now... First...

Have you ever even listened to modern music Gideon

Not exactly, I mean, I did once and there was this one song I couldn't get out of my head

Which is?

Well I don't know the name exactly

So, who was it by

I don't remember that either

Your pretty useless aren't you

I am not! It'll come to me if you just wait a moment

Alright then...

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I think I've got it...

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ALL THE SINGLE LADIES! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

Good lord Gideon that song is soo 2010

You sound like a teenage girl

I am a teenage girl

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Well this just became more awkward than it needed to be

How come?

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So does this mean your a lesbian then?

I guess

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So how's Cecily doing?

Dead. Sophie?

Dead

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You know we were talking about music

Oh yeah

So, music certainly has advanced hasn't it

Oh yes! All the kids these with music on their game boys and going to clubs and all that hip hop rock and roll stuff

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You really are quite clueless aren't you

Not always

Oh yes, I forgot, your a master at driving girls away

For your information I am an excellent charmer

You barely managed to keep Sophie, besides, who sounds like a teenage girl now

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What would father think?

Forget about father! What would Tatiana think?

She'd be pleased to have some sisters

So your admitting you feminity

That not a word

Just shut up! Shut up and let me speak to the Lightwoods alone. So far this chapter has gone nowhere

Brother, these chapters never go anywhere

Don't you mean sister

Your missing the point

There's a point?

The point is this book does nothing but waste our descendants time

Exactly. So let me speak.

Fine

A lot of music these days consists of a repetitive topic in the vocals

And that is?

Sex

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Are you really that surprised? Can you not imagine a certain member of the London institute singing about Sex?

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Well?

Henry?

You are useless Gideon. Absolutely useless.

Anna?

By the angel stop causing my daughter of being so dirty minded

Well she was

What do you mean?

Well...

What?

I'm not supposed to tell

She's dead! What difference does it make

I made a promise...

Do you mean the activities she indulged in outside the institute?

How do you know?

Every conscious being living within a hundred miles of her knows sister

Your really not going to let that go?

It's too late now...

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5 MORE HOURS WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!

What?

Oh, its a line from the song that Crystal_Wolf358 is listening to right now and I thought since this is a chapter in modern music it would be necessary to mention it

What do you think it means?

I haven't a clue

SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!

Good God Gideon! Your singing is so terrible I think my ear drums may burst!

My singing isn't that bad! I thought my voice was quite in tune

Quite being a terrible over exaduration

Don't be so mean

Will Herondale is a better singer than you

Your only saying that because you love him

For the last time: I DON'T LOVE HIM!

Says the teenage girl

Why would I love him if I'm a queer teenage girl

Don't say queer

Why?

It sound offensive

No it's not! I'm saying it about myself!

MUSIC! MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC!

IVE GOT BILLS! I GOTTA PAY!

SO IM GONNA WORK WORK WORK EVERY DAY!

That was beautiful

Just a moment ago you said Will Herondale singing was better than mine

I meant my singing

So what's your opinion Gabriel

On what?

Modern music

Some songs would be better if the lyrics were taken away

Crystal_Wolf358 told me to say songs would be better if they had a deep meaning behind them or at least some sort of messageninstead of all being about love and loss

There not all about love and loss. And not all songs about love and loss are bad

She says she loves the music in waiting for love and even the lyrics aren't bad, but she especially loves the instrumental

I've heard that song and I completely agree

You need to show me some of these songs Gabriel

I shall, as soon as we've finished writing this chapter

Well, there isn't much more to say and I really want to listen to some music

Okay then, goodbye young Lightwoods

We'll give you more advice about life next chapter

Bye!