Hello young Lightwoods, I'm Gabriel

And I'm Gideon

And today we shall be teaching you about something us Lightwoods are very good at

Flirting

As you may know my brother and I are experts when it comes to women

We wooed our way into the hearts of Sophie and Cecily

And do you know how we did that? Simple: we used the art of flirting

Follow our guide and you'll have ladies (or men) swooning over you in no time

Well Gideon, I'd say that opening went rather well

We didn't... Start arguing...

And you didn't insist on telling a story

That was only one time!

Actually I think it may have been twice

Anyway, what's important is that we sounded half way professional

You think?

Yes

Well I think we broke that professionalism the moment we began talking about it

Professionalism isn't a word

Yes it is! Silence yourself brother

Sister

Oh for goodness sake I thought we were over that

You said it yourself

Well there's the professionalism gone

Back to flirting Gabriel, perhaps you could give us a demonstration

Funny you asked, I thought it would be appropriate to tell them how I gained myself Cecily

Somehow that doesn't seem like appropriate wording to use when talking about your past wife

You know what I mean, now, I had noticed Cecily was rather fond of horse

By the angel, when animals are involved it never goes well

So I thought I might ask her about it, so I asked her if she was fond of the horse and that's where you are wrong Gideon, it went very right from there

I'm not sure I want to know what your suggesting

Oh, nothing like that sister, just some friendly kissing

Friendly?

Of course, I wouldn't want to seem desperate now, would I, another tip for you young Lightwoods, let the people come to you

That sounds like something a Herondale would say

Why don't you tell us about how you made Sophie swoon then Gabriel

You know, I really don't think that's a good idea

Well I think it's a splendid idea, come now Gideon, if you wont tell them then I will myself

Please don't, you know how mortifying it was for me

It worked though didn't it?

I suppose...

Fantastic! So, Gideon had been scheming up ways to see Sophie, and has decided that it would be a good idea to make her bring scones up to his room, constantly, for weeks

By the angel! This is going to be worse than I thought!

Unfortunately Gideon doesn't like scones, and instead of enduring their repulsive taste, he hid them under his bed.

When Sophie found out she was not amused

There were the girls before them though Gideon. Do you remember Rosemarie?

By the angel, don't remind me

I think she was quite attracted to you at first, but then realised I was standing right in front of her

And I realised that if she wasn't smart enough to swoon at my my charms then she wasn't worth my time

She was a very pretty girl sister, am I wrong or did you lock yourself in your room when she kissed me

I did no such thing!

I'm sure you did

I was seven!

And yet already such a foolish lad

I'd like if we stopped talking about this

What about Evangeline?

I don't want to talk about her

Lydia?

Please just go to hell and keep your mouth closed forever more, that, I would appreciate!

Did I ask what you would appreciate?

You are my younger brother, and therefore you should succumb to my will

Keep your will to yourself

Then leave me out of this joke of yours

But Gideon, you are the joke

This is no way to treat your brother!

Oh, I think it is quite the way to treat you

Is this just because of what happened with Lyria

I've never heard the name

Don't pretend you don't remember her

I don't!

Shall I remind you?

I would prefer if you didn't

Well, we met Lyria one day selling flowers in the park, and you thought it would be a good idea to introduce yourself to her

I think I might remember this story now, no need to tell it!

You were so busy complementing her that you hadn't noticed the handsome young man by her side who abruptly chased you out of the park

I thought I told you that I had remembered!

I might have not heard

Well I think that concludes this chapter sister

Your just embarrassed

I am not!

Oh don't act like a child, just say goodbye

I'm Gabriel

I'm Gideon

And this has been our guide to flirting

Bye!