Hi, my names Gabriel

And I'm Gideon

And welcome to our guide to cheese

I would like to make it known that I do not approve of this chapter

Please inform us of why Gideon

Because cheese is the foulest of foods

I still dont understand why you think that

And I dont understand how you can bare the taste of it

Its a fine food brother

It is the devils breakfast

Which makes it all the more necessary for us to write this chapter

... fine

Alright then, I think its only appropriate we tell them to story Gideon

No! Dont you dare!

But I want to tell them

How could you do this to your own brother

This is revenge for speaking about Anna as you did in the previous chapter

Didn't you already pound me?

Thats not enough

And break my wrist

And now I shall verbally bully you

Just get this over with, I know your going to anyway

Listen closely young Lightwoods, I'm avout to tell you a fascinating tale about-

Just hurry up will you

About how Gideon lost his chance with Penny Whitelaw when he was 15

I'm completely over this

One day Gideon had finally worked up the nerve to talk to Penny who he had described to look like a buttercup within a winters haze

How do you even remember that?

He had written some sweet lovey dovey poetry for her in hopes to win her heart away from Samuel Verlac who he had an esteemed hatred for.

Do we need to mention that

I - wanting to have a little fun - had contacted Samuel about Gideons advances and together we made plans to sabotage a meeting they had arranged

Betrayed by my own brother

So as the pair walked the steeets of London, Samuel and I treaded carefully behind with a bucket if molten cheese; Samuel had informed me that his beloved despised the smell and would flee at the slight whiff of it.
They had reached a patch of greenery and Gideon had momentarily departed to fetch some flowers from the foliage. While at his work I took my defensive stance below an oak tree and passed the bucket up to Samuel who had scaled the lowest branches and was lying in wait a quater of the way up, just above Gideons head. He was so busy whistling to himself and daydreaming about Penny that he didn't realise anything was off until the liquid cheese has enclosed around him

Penny was not impressed

And niether was father

It took weeks to wash the stench out of my hair and Penny never spoke to me again

It just wasn't meant to be

This is why I dispise it so

You just need to get over yourself

As do you

So now I shall tell you all you need to know about cheese

Haven't you said enough

I'm just getting started

I fear for the young generation

As do I if I let you say a word more about cheese

Just say what you wish

Alright. Cheese is a fine food that can be used to fill sandwiches or grated upon pasta.

Cheese can also be used to ward of faries due to its unruly stench

GIDEON!

Im not enjoying myself

Oh, but I am

Cheese should be avoided at all costs

It should be savored at all costs

We're just not going to agree are we

Not a chance

Cheese was created by the prince of hell as a weapon to destroy Raziel

You know you probably just started a war between heavn and hell

Most certainty

We should take cover

Thats all for now young Lightwoods and AGHHH! HE JUST BLASTED GABRIEL!

Still here brother, I'm a ghost, I can't be killed

Wonderful!

Well I guess thats all we've got time for

We may need to go convince Raziel not to strip us of our marks

Goodbye!