Okay, so I was hangin' with Char and Kylo. A-okay right?

Mm. It was... until this.

Me: ... *ships Kylokin*

Char: I feel like Kylo hates me.

Me: no, no. It's alternate Kylo.

and then, we got into this fucking conversation about our alternate characters, and this came up.

Char: alternate Charlotte has fucked a lot of people.

Me: alternate Aura has fucked more.

Then we had an argument about who has fucked more,

And THEN

Alternate Kylo and alternate Charlotte had a fight, and the comebacks were fire,

And this surfaced.

Alt Char: *spits an insult*

Alt Kylo: shouldn't you be using that mouth for something better? Like sucking a dick?

Alt Char: *nods*

And at that moment, I actually like, was DONE.

-Aura